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doctorcrimson, (edited ) in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

I’ve had people pissed off that I didn’t call my mother as Mom, they thought it was DiSResPeCtFUL. She has a name, it’s a respectable name, and when I called that name in a group or a crowd then she will know it’s me without panicking any nearby moms. Get over it, it’s none of your damn business!

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

found the momasboy

doctorcrimson,

Yeah I grew up with at least one parent, I’m sad to hear it isn’t the same for all of us and/or that some of you have no memories of your childhood.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

dude you arent even OP its a badjoke and not even directed at you. if it makes you feel better here is a link to c/buttercupz

doctorcrimson,

You replied to me, you didn’t comment on OP’s post. Missed the button?

MaxVoltage,
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maybe idk

corsicanguppy,

damn damned

doctorcrimson,

?

Subverb, in Miatakes were made

My 19 year old stepson set his gmail address when he was 13. It contains the phrase “anal beads” and the number 420. He hates it when I bring it up.

Octopus1348,
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I set the Xbox username “Myname420”, myname was of course my name. I didn’t know what 420 meant at the time, I just thought it looked good. Later I wanted to change it, but it was paid and I didn’t care that much, it only showed up in Minecraft when I logged in (because that was the only game tied to that username I played).

ThatFembyWho, in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

When I was a teenager, I went through this brief phase where instead of saying “dad”, I used his first name. Not intentionally, it was just wires getting crossed in my brain, but he would get so pissed about it.

Don’t recall ever calling my mom by her first name. She wouldn’t appreciate that either… in fact, it bothered her that I said “mother” instead of “mom” for the longest time (we had a strained relationship, so the more formal term felt more appropriate).

On the other hand, my parents never required me to say “sir” or “ma’m”.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

i have to go to VRchat RPservers to get my momy time now

PersnickityPenguin,

Dude, my 4-year-old son calls me by my first name sometimes. It’s kind of funny.

I don’t think I even knew my parents real names until I was like 7 years old.

BarrelAgedBoredom, in Unrequited love

Shot of whiskey, 30 second bong rip, fistful of melatonin, 2 Benadryl, and some sleepytime tea. Thank me later

Matriks404, in Miatakes were made

I remember cringing some time after I made my username. Later figured out, that it’s actually OK, and I use it everywhere.

UnfortunateShort, in We have plenty to trade

I like the thought that the first contact might be with people living in exile, because they were fed up with their society killing itself and their planets.

Space hippies. I’m sure they’d have memes.

dipshit, in Miatakes were made

tell me about it

Dicska, in We have plenty to trade

They will turn out to have the same memes because some reptilian boomer granny somehow managed to forward them to them from Facebook. Or they just simply kept stealing them since the first UFO sighting.

MargotRobbie, in Miatakes were made
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Or you can use your real name as your username, like me!

weksa,

FirstLastBirthyear and pw was ssn because I was trying to memorize it. Idiot.

UraniumBlazer,

You shouldn’t have done that. I know what you look like now: celebmafia.com/…/margot-robbie-photoshoot-for-usa…

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Now people will recognize me when I’m out in public, oh no!

can, (edited ) in Gotta show it who's boss

Easy, just state wherever* the pets do.

PM_me_your_vagina_thanks,

I like how you edited to correct wherever, but left "state".

can,

Dammit, I noticed both. I think I probably deleted it and my swipe typing got it wrong again.

ultra, in Getting ready for the holiday.
rustyfish, in Gotta show it who's boss
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Amateur. You have to talk loudly about tossing some ghost salad. Boom! No more haunting.

BluJay320,
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Extra haunting*

ChillDude69,

Or, like, dramatically increased haunting.

RIP_Cheems, in Check mate atheists
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Send the fish back to the ocean

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s what he would’ve wanted

applebusch, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.

You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the cancer, not cause them!

RIP_Cheems, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

In the state of California, existence causes cancer. You can help prevent this by not existing.

rosymind,

Yeah, the purpose of the label is entirely defeated here, because almost everything has a label on it. I’m waiting for the day they have planes fly over with banners reading “breathing this air has been known to the state of California to cause birth defects and cancer”

I mean, it would probably be true, but still

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
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I saw a video where the label said that the state of California causes cancer. Can’t for the life of me find it, but it exists, and ot was an error label.

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