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NaoPb, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.

So this is like Pimp My Ride for bodies?

jacktherippah, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.

It’s kinda sad how we treat cancer today by literally injecting poison into our veins. I hope some day it will be like the flu. Couple pills, couple days of recovery, boom! No more cancer.

AceFuzzLord, in Miatakes were made

I’m glad I have my outlook account because my other emails are pretty unprofessional.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in Highly suspicious if you ask me

You can’t have Jesus without sus at the end

MiDaBa, in Weapons of Gas Production

I see they’ve weaponized saturated fat and brought “have it your way” to the battlefield. What kind of monsters could deploy this weapon of mass consumption and watch the long agonizing deaths that followed?

VulKendov, in Highly suspicious if you ask me

It was Moses that called for an air drop of food, Jesus just kinda fed people with a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish.

MacNCheezus,
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True, true.

“Destroyed local economy by flooding the market with an oversupply of free bread and fish”, how does that sound?

NegativeLookBehind, in Weapons of Gas Production
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Meal Team 6, weapons free 🍴🍽️

MacNCheezus,
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Surely you mean “weapons hot”

PaupersSerenade,
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Hot and ready!

PaupersSerenade, in Weapons of Gas Production
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“The line between disorder and order lies in logistics Burger King.”

beebarfbadger, in Gotta show it who's boss

I occasionally, at random intervals, say “I know you’re listening”.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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We know

Cipher22, in Weapons of Gas Production

This should legitimately scare every other military force, considering conflict with the US. Logistics, possibly better than fueling a convoy to Kiev.

Shelbyeileen, in Miatakes were made
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Neopets I was ShelbysTheBomb and SqueeksDaFlyer. In 2019, I joined again as ShelbyEileenCosplay. The website really hasn’t changed and it’s nostalgic and so good for my mental health

doctorcrimson, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.

Alex D. Linz did a pretty good job, I thought.

AllNewTypeFace, in Weapons of Gas Production
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It makes sense. A military is only as good as its logistics, and the US’ forward bases are the tips of very long spears, dependant on a lot of logistics. So you need to have the means to have a continuous pipeline of supplies to each outpost. In peacetime, you keep that open by supplying the troops with burgers, tacos, XBox games or whatever; if the shit does hit the fan, all that capacity can be diverted from tortillas and patties to ammunition, drones, amphibious landing craft or whatever, at short notice.

ZapBeebz_,

Knowing the US military Logistics, that won’t be a diversion; it’ll be an addition. A friendly reminder that we deployed Fucking ice cream barges, barges with the singular purpose of making ice cream, to the South Pacific during WW2.

Supposedly a Japanese POW saw the barges, and knew at that moment that the war was lost, as the US could afford to supply servicemembers with ice cream, while Japan was facing widespread rationing and food shortages at home. (But I can’t find any confirmation of this story)

Pringles,

There is the same story about a German officer realizing that after discovering US soldiers had chocolate bars on them.

LifeInMultipleChoice,

Believe Napoleon was the one quoted for An army marches on its stomach.

It isn’t all about calories but also morale as they knew then.

eclectic_electron,

An army marches on its feet and fights on its stomach. Good boots and good rations win wars.

(Since modern armies maneuver in vehicles more than by foot you can replace boots with vehicles but the core concept still holds)

Kolanaki, in Weapons of Gas Production
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It should be Taco Bell instead.

Weapon of Ass Destruction

MacNCheezus,
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I’m sure they have those as well.

j4k3,
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In and Out, better food, better promise

RubberElectrons,
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I know right?? What the fuck is in their oil that makes their fries kill my guts??

Nothing but plain fries, and a small soda = chanclas spanking my ass.

hakunawazo, (edited ) in Highly suspicious if you ask me

Not to forget, he confiscated means of transportation.

Go your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never man sat; loose him, and bring him.

And if any man say unto you, Why do ye this? say ye that the Lord hath need of him; and straightway he will send him hither.

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