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wellee, in The sword in the dome

How sad :(

JoMiran, in Sleep tight
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My last panel: “That’d be nice.” ZZZZzzzz

moosetwin, in Sleep tight
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this is what I actually think of every time I go to bed

unrelated, but I have been diagnosed with GAD and insomnia

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Sleep tight

When i die, I’m going out like Elvis. On the toilet.

Geert, in The sword in the dome
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Calling @Thekingoflorda

verity_kindle,
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He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It’s your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@lemmy.world!!!

Thekingoflorda,
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Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!

somethingsnappy,

I am here for this epic quest, future king!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You’re not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?

Thekingoflorda,
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The king part is more aspirational, that’s why I need the sword.

HerbalGamer,
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Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!

verity_kindle,
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My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?

shalva97, in It's a problem

Just another Monday

Yearly1845, in It's a problem

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  • RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    That never helped anyone with this problem.

    tpihkal, in Sleep tight

    Jokes on you, I’m into this shit!

    Wistful,
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    superduperenigma, in Sleep tight

    Sure, but that’s also the ideal way to go out. Definitely beats being one of those people that shakes a vending machine in a fit of a rage and ends up being crushed over a bag of Cheetos.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    being crushed under a bag of Cheetos.

    superduperenigma,

    Don’t kinkshame me, please.

    usualsuspect191,

    Dangerously cheesy

    phorq, (edited ) in Sleep tight

    Well sure, but if you think about the fact that there are 8.1 billion people in the world and then consider that if you’re really lucky you might live to 100… That’s (365 × 100) × (60k ÷ 8.1b) × (100%)… You only have a 27% chance of dying this way… Honestly didn’t expect it to be that high.

    Godnroc,

    Did you know you have a 27% chance of dying in your sleep at some point in your lifetime? Hi, I’m Celebrity Personality and with your help, and your generous donation of the cost of a cup of coffee, we can reduce that number and help keep people safe.

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    ArcaneSlime,

    Hello Arithmetic Wizard, I have the ADHD and math anxiety if not full on Dyscalculia so I was wondering if I could employ your help to figure out a formula for the likelihood of dying from something that kills 500 out of 333,287,557 people yearly?

    My best translation from your equation is: (365 x 100) x (500 ÷ 333,287,557) x (100%), but I feel like that would be slightly off because I suck at this.

    phorq,

    I doubt my math is correct, I always sucked at statistics, but if you were to convert my previous nonsense you wouldn’t multiply by 365 since you already have the yearly rate rather than the daily rate so it would be: (100) × (500 ÷ 333,287,557) × (100%) = 0.015%

    ArcaneSlime,

    Well hey it works for me lol, right or not! Thank you!

    psycho_driver, in They're still good

    Danger-cuddles

    db2, in It's just totally a fad

    Is the implication that she’s only doing it because she’s bi?

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    It’s an anti-meme. The original isn’t about STEM majors, and the destinations are -sexual, -polar, and -tch.

    db2,

    Thanks. I haven’t seen the original so this had no context.

    udon, in It's a problem

    Would be a cool game mechanic to play with. Typical RPGs just assume you can go to bed, instantly fall asleep and get up at the correct time. What if your character had insomnia due to stress/trauma/…? Any game that does this?

    kusivittula, in They're still good

    i had the same potatoes in my fridge for over a year. they made chocolate. or that’s what it looked like, i did’t taste it though.

    AlecSadler,

    …what??

    Oha, in I remember

    Got the more modern one on my laptop
    Imagepipe_0

    jodanlime,
    @jodanlime@midwest.social avatar

    I want one

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