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creditCrazy, in There's a difference
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

As a Vermonter that’s been told that we have a lot of British influences I’m surprised beens are not common in our diet. Like the only times I’ve ever had the chance to eat beens is when their mashed up for the 2 times I’ve had tacos. Tbh I didn’t even know the Brits even had beens. Granted I’m presuming they are common over there due to the context of this meme.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Love Hurts

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jaschen, in There's a difference

Same thing with rice.

AI_toothbrush, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

They also tell you this nowadays. All my good teachers taught me the logic to solve problems and the ability to calculate small things fast because they knew they only had to optimize for me getting my phone out of my pocket.

Milk_Sheikh, in There's a difference

Having lived in the UK and near the US southern border, they’re both great. Charro and frijoles are sublime, and Heinz baked beans are a superb side dish for potato or meat.

I still can’t enjoy sweet BBQ beans though, Bush’s just tastes like corn syrup with fiber blobs 🤮

thekerker,
@thekerker@lemmy.world avatar

I hate Bush’s baked beans. They taste… chalky. It’s Van Kamp or nothing in my household.

Fl1ppyR34,

No, no, Heinz beans are tasteless shite. You wanna go with branston baked beans instead. More flavour and cheaper.

Dendrologist, (edited ) in There's a difference

To the tune of Scotland the Brave:

Fart, fart, the beans are coming

Must be the ones I ate this morning

Went to the toilet, did a poo on the floor

Couldn’t find the toilet paper

Used my finger as a scraper

That’s what you get for eating Heinz baked beans

Prrrrrrrrrrrpt!

Knusper, in There's a difference

British people also have mashed peas as their guacamole-but-not.

chumbalumber, (edited )

And yet if a fancy restaurant does pea puree, people are all over it.

Mushy peas are made from a specific variety (marrowfat) that were selectively bred to be softer and have a nicer texture when pureed. People are just snobby about it, baked beans, and food like it because it’s working class food, without being fetishised ‘exotic’ working class food.

Kase,

I imagine here in the US people would think pea puree was too much like baby food. Of course, if you’ve ever tried baby food, some of it is pretty darn good, so. ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

pinkdrunkenelephants, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

It literally doesn’t matter; you can’t make proper use of the calculator without knowing how to do the problems without it anyway, so this is just stupid bullshit lazy people throw at you to justify not putting effort into anything

Chobbes,

Yeah. You’ll probably have access to a calculator these days, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth knowing some basic arithmetic. Playing around with arithmetic is a good way to gain an understanding of the fundamentals and have a better sense of what the operations mean and how they work, which helps even when you do have a calculator.

gmtom, in There's a difference

Actually accurate given the end result of this episode.

Mexican beans pale in comparison the majesty of the British baked bean.

KevonLooney,

Maybe if you’ve only had Mexican food made in Britain? Baked beans are good but relatively one dimensional. In Mexico, beans, rice, and corn are the staples of most meals. They’re eating them at breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks. Children have mashed beans and rice as their first solid food.

Do you think British people eat baked beans with every meal? They do in Mexico. They obviously make them in better and more varied ways.

johannesvanderwhales, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

Are people trying to argue that we shouldn’t teach kids basic arithmetic?

Emerald,

No, we teach arithmetic and then once you know it you can use a calculator

Spacehooks,

Naa it’s just bad explanation on why. Use a calculator but a brain will know if you put it in right. Kind of like that scene om starship troopers and the Knife.

drcobaltjedi,

Theres a few schools of thought when it comes to teaching math. Theres the camp that thinks that you should see 285 X 342 and figure out in your head its 97,470. Then theres the other group that goes, well we just need to teach them the concept and then the students apply it. Its people in the first camp that said you’d never have a calculator and just isn’t a realistic take on the world anymore. Very rarely do I have to sit down and remember what sin(30) is, but I can still do the trig work I’ve needed in my day job as a software developer.

Mac, in There's a difference

Frijoles>beans

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

Kase,

looks at a label with a big picture of beans on it

No, no this can’t be it!

Plibbert, in How it works

Art

hrimfaxi_work, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips
@hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

This was the dumbest fucking take even before everyone had an always-on pocket computer with them at all times.

Outside of insane scenarios during which you would have everything you need at your immediate disposal, the option always existed to say “I need a calculator for this, brb.”

fsxylo, (edited ) in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

You don’t understand, smart phones kind of came out of nowhere. And only rich kids had them, and they broke really easily. We made fun of them.

The only way you were having a calculator in your pocket was if you hauled a ti-85 around, which no one was ever going to do.

ricdeh,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

My father had a Casio watch with built-in computation capabilities in the 80s, and in the socialist state of East Germany at that, so you could definitely carry an arithmetic calculator with you anywhere!

funkless_eck,

why they never marketed a ti-85 mount for everyone’s daily carry Glock 19 I’ll never know

greenskye,

Didn’t they have calculator watches like ages ago?

Noite_Etion, in There's a difference
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

Rod looking high af in that photo

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