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captainlezbian, in Is it just me?

Yeah it’s just you, the rest of us are diagnosed and know we’re there

Ziglin, in And now I'm concerned

It’s probably vegan.

RIP_Cheems, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile almost every job or career uses a calculator to some degree. And those who dont either have no use for them or the math is so simple that you really don’t need a calculator.

LifeInMultipleChoice,

" or the math is so simple that you really don’t need a calculator." That was the math they were trying to get you to remember and know how to figure out.

MotoAsh, (edited ) in Is it just me?

Nah, that’s the thing with mental disorders and other things: They’re usually just an imbalance of otherwise normal behaviors/moods/etc. Most people should be able to relate to most mental disorders.

They just shouldn’t do the, “lol I’m so OCD!” thing, because that trivializes how nasty the real disorders get. The people with the disorders don’t just have flashes of silly desires or emotions (usually), but rather a literally debilitating to normal daily life disorder that no one would want to deal with.

captainlezbian,

Yeah but it’s really funny to say “I’m so ocd” to the sorts of shit that got me diagnosed with it. “I’m so ocd my panic takes a spiral pattern” or “I’m so ocd I have to check if I locked my car door 3 times, not 2, not 4, maybe 6, but sometimes 9”

surewhynotlem,

I always find this interesting because my story went something like this:

“ADHD are just people with normal impulses, but more frequent and less able to control them”

“I’m smart and able to multitask really well. Sure I fixate on things sometimes but everyone does. And of course I can have that espresso before bed. Caffeine doesn’t affect me.”

“Everyone creates patterns in their life to remember basic things. Counting steps in my daily routine, time boxing tasks with alarms, and giving myself lots of little rewards is just efficient time management. I wouldn’t call it a coping mechanism”

“Having kids is stressful and my patterns are broken, that’s normal right? I should talk to someone.”

“What do you mean I’m ‘ADHD as fuck’. You’re a doctor, that’s not appropriate language”

“This medication reduces a lot of my internal anxiety and let’s be be in control of my life. I had no idea normal people felt like this all the time”

So, please, tell us how neurodivergent traits all seem normal to you. And welcome to the club.

bigfish,

You just described me perfectly. I’m currently at the “What do you mean ‘I’m ADHD as fuck’” step.

Transporter_Room_3, (edited )
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

“I have to sort my books!’ she cried,

With self-indulgent glee;

With senseless, narcissistic pride:

‘I’m just so OCD!’

‘How random, guys!’ I smiled and said,

Then left without a peep -

And washed my hands until they bled,

And cried myself to sleep.”

LavaPlanet, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

I’m not sure if in Maths teachers imaginations, there’s a James bond of maths, out there, and to save the world he has to divide by pi. (in which case they’d pick someone who actually likes maths, anyway) Or, they imagined, either we all collectively or just one of us, has a save the world moment, and it involves solving some maths thing. I don’t think they were quite the heroes they imagined themselves. Or maybe they are and this is all out there, and we just don’t even hear of it.

CluckN, in Is it just me?

Don’t blame yourself, “Getting names of people I just met wrong” and “this song is stuck in my head” aren’t exclusive to those with ADHD.

NoIWontPickaName,

How about asking someone to repeat something twice, really really wanting to retain the information and then you fail for the third time?

Also does anyone else end up losing the entire message because you are telling yourself to remember it, and then you realize, they are done talking and you still don’t know?

flicker,

And that thing where you're reading something, and you know you read the words, but none of them "stick" and now you have to re-read the whole thing to figure out where you got lost.

TipRing,

How about “This song i used to like has been playing nonstop in my head for 8 days and I just wish it would stop.”?

I was actually diagnosed as a kid though.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Hm. What if I want it stuck in my head for 8 days?

isthingoneventhis,

Every time I see things like this it’s just like one more piece of straw to the camel’s back xD I really should get tested …

captainlezbian,

What about “these amphetamines are making me sleepy”

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

man, I’m really glad I got medicated, I can actually think straight and act normal for once! Maybe now I c…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

paultimate14, in Is it just me?

I’m 100% neurotypical and and find that pretty much every community is just a bunch of relatable memes. ADHD, Autism, Bi-polar disorder, depression, etc.

Same thing with all the various sexual identities. I’ll call out bisexual people because I think most of them will admit it: they’ll take literally any behavior and appropriate it as a key element of bi culture. Lemon bars? Bi. Bad sitting posture? Bi. Cuffed jeans? Bi. Finger guns? You’re not a goofy sitcom character, you’re bi! Appropriating any innocuous behavior as part of your sexual identity’s culture? Bi!

I’ve got no problem with it. Anything for more good memes.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s not just bis. Gays do it to. I found out from Reddit gay subs that I should be a fast walker. Apparently gay people all walk fast. Not something I’ve ever noticed.

possiblylinux127, in There's a difference

I’m pretty sure beans are neither Mexican or British. They are a type of raw ingredient

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They’re prepared differently. Don’t usually see baked beans of any kind in Mexican cuisine, just like you don’t see a lot of refried beans in British cuisine.

TheFool, in Is it just me?
@TheFool@infosec.pub avatar

Don’t worry ADHD isn’t a real illness, we‘re all just faking it because we’re lazy

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

It’ll be fine, just get yourself a day planner! Just make sure it matches the other 3,729,241 that you’ve bought or have been bought for you.

flicker,

Joke's on you! I'm too lazy to fake anything!

I'm even too lazy to

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I was gonna write a fully researched rebuttal but… eh

Nacktmull, (edited ) in There's a difference

I just had baked beans on toast with eggs today. Made them myself with onions, mushrooms, garlic, smoked paprika powder, a pinch of nutmeg and cinnamon and a shot of maple syrup. It tasted great and I am not even English.

Kase,

I would try this if I weren’t a) a bad cook and b) terrified

qjkxbmwvz, (edited ) in There's a difference

Best use of my pressure cooker*! Bulk black and pinto beans, 40m in the cooker with water and salt, then onto the stove with sauteed onions and garlic, a fair amount of oil, apple cider vinegar, pickled jalapeno or two, spices… absolutely fantastic with some rice. And our toddler loves it too.

*Instant Pot, but pressure cooker sounds more… haute cuisine.

GyozaPower, (edited ) in There's a difference

Beans (asturian* food):

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/7cf3799c-4df1-4562-a6d0-8a693b62af34.jpeg

*One of Spain’s northern regions

(Viva la fabada)

cashews_best_nut,

Qué haces en Tus ratos libres?

Cruxifux, in There's a difference

And then there’s horse beans. If you don’t know, google it! For funzies!

deweydecibel, (edited ) in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

Are we still acting like this excuse was the actual explanation for why you couldn’t use a calculator?

They just said this. It was easier than trying to explain the nuances of education to kids. The actual reason was “because you have to learn to use your brain to do shit, it’s kind of important.”

Like, this is the equivalent of being upset the gym teacher wouldn’t let you use a segway in class. You’re missing the point.

thorbot,

Yeah OP was probably too busy eating paste to pay attention in class

datelmd5sum,

and unless you’re carrying one of those solar powered calculators in your pocket, how are you gonna charge your pocket calculator in the post apocalyptic era? You gonna waste guzzoline to run your car to charge your phone?

adrian783,

human math-bags?

Xanthrax,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

To me, it’s always crazy when someone asks a simple math question, like “how much will I paying for this month?”, and then the phone comes out. Dude you only had to add up three or four numbers.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Neurological pathways need to be reinforced. If you aren’t doing mental math regularly your ability to do it degrades.

Obviously there’s very much a negative cycle at play thanks to the prevalence of modern computing but even then it’s simply a matter of most people not needing to use math much day to day.

DooDeeDoo,

Thank you. I also can’t stand people who keep saying out loud I’ve never needed a quadratic equation why doesn’t the school teach me how to do taxes. For one thing if you didn’t have to ever use a quadratic then you never understood maths enough to apply it and walk away from the problem. Secondly if school taught you taxes ups be the one complaining the most about why you have to do taxes in school.

Buddahriffic,

While I agree that it is good to learn to do math without a calculator, it’s not necessarily the case that the teachers who said “you won’t have a calculator with you all the time” didn’t think that was the exact reason. Also, there’s nothing wrong with just stating the real reason if that’s what they really believed.

MargotRobbie, in There's a difference
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Why is it that everything on this platform is about Linux, Star Trek and beans?

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you Margot you bring a light to this beanchamber

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

It’s bean pretty fun. 🫘

Nacktmull,

Wait, are you saying other things exist?

Kase,

Lies

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Is there more to life?

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Watching Barbie, now available on Blu-Ray, of course!

brbposting,
MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, the Golden Globes is in January and the Oscars are in March, and I really, really want to be a winner instead of a nominee this year, can you blame me?

RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But… Lemmy is still too small right now, and the longer I wait, the funnier it gets, right?

burgermeister,

Free market doing its job, baby!

jennwiththesea,
@jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

We sometimes talk about not pooping…

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

That guy, Mizu, deleted his account…

Raiderkev,

Well, have I got a solution for you. Have you ever heard of beans?

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