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Stamets, in Every girl has one of these at her place
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I cannot tell you how much I need this on my wall. Desperately. I want a nice resolution one just on a canvas on my wall… fuck. Who do I have who I can annoy a Christmas gift out of…

SpaghettiYeti,

There are variations of this all over. I have one that’s black in Gothic fonts next to my front door. People love it. Highly recommend.

brap,

Agreed. I need this.

ceenote,

It’s on amazon

CaptDust, (edited ) in It's a curse

Playing random characters can help. Picking someone I’m not familiar with for casual play gives me exposure to other styles and helps me become more rounded, while tipping the less experienced player a balanced playing field.

ConfusedPossum, in It feels inevitable at this point

They are powered by Elon's massive ego exclusively and as such don't require any polluting fuel or rare earth metals. The future is finally here

Hyperreality, in It feels inevitable at this point

I wonder if the cybertruck isn't just a halo model. Something to grab attention, that few people will actually ever (be able to or choose to) buy.

A bit like how everyone thinks the gullwing doors on the Model X are really cool, but ultimately almost everyone ends up buying the model Y, which is a stylistically boring, dated, but practical crossover SUV.

AA5B,

Cybertruck got a lot of attention as the first EV truck when it was announced, and early adopters loved the unique features promised. But it is awfully different and truck buyers are conservative. EV early adopters have many other choices and probably less use for a truck. I’m excited about the idea and was even more excited when it was announced, but not for me. I’m less excited about the prospects in general and hope writing off that development doesn’t hurt Tesla too much

Imgonnatrythis,

Well, yeah the X is also insanely expensive with fairly limited benefits over the Y.

workerONE, (edited ) in Predictable

I have SO much stuff on my phone

driving_crooner,
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Music, apps, games, obviously.

directive0,
@directive0@lemmy.world avatar

A medievel game, obviously. Obviously a JOUSTING game.

paddirn, in It's a curse

This is me at ranked, competitive sex vs casual.

ILikeBoobies,

I’m a speed runner, I think i can compete but im not sure where to submit my runs

what,

We found a glitch in my house that allows that allows you to skip the beginning middle and end of the game.

intensely_human,

God I wish I could do ranked sex, and always be placed with opponents my own level.

You and me, baby. Bronze 3 division.

yamanii, in It's a curse
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Well, there’s rollback on almost every fighting game nowadays at least, you can play with better people online fine.

FartsWithAnAccent, in It's a curse
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This was probably me with Smash Bros in college: Nobody in the dorms would play me after a certain point, but I'm sure I would've gotten my ass whooped by professionals.

peopleproblems,

Right? I watch the videos and they’re pulling off moves in times I don’t understand.

But wiping the floor with my friends isn’t fun. I’ve settled on not using Roy/Ike, Captain Flacon/Ganondorf, Mewtwo/Locario, Donkey Kong and Samus. Actually I haven’t used them in so long I’ve probably handicapped myself with at least some of them

dudinax,

My kid could beat everyone at smash bros in high school. My friend’s kid was number two in the state. My kid couldn’t touch him.

My friend’s kid could not touch the number one kid in the state and that kid wasn’t good enough to go pro.

Soggy,

I went to school with the number one melee player in my state. I played him a ton over the years and never beat him once. The skill disparity between “serious tournament competitor” and “best in the neighborhood” is boggling.

rekliner,

This is the sobering reality for many a hometown hero of physical sports too. Being the best in your city, 1 in a million even, puts you in tight competition in college sports and then worse as a pro.

edgesmash,

I have this problem playing smash bros with my kids. Solution? Pump up my handicap to >100% and play Kirby. Basic hits knock Kirby out, so it actually becomes a challenge for me, and they love beating me up. Win win!

Fogle,

When you’re too good for your friends you have to handicap yourself. Play new characters or give up a finger or something.

assplode, in Ice cold

Silly animals!

migo, in It's a curse

Me on soul calibur

DosDude,
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Reminds me of the one time I played 4 online. I played maxi as I always do, even though he got gimped hard. This guy played Asteroth and he let me win for 2 rounds. Then he schooled me. Hard.

He let me win the first 2 rounds to give himself the handicap. 5th round came, and I tried. Harder than ever. Sidestepped at the right moments, blocked, the whole shebang. We both had a sliver of health left, and I jabbed him. Simple little doosh. And I won.

I’ve never sweat harder from a game in my life. It was a waterfall coming from my armpits. My heart rate was so high that I felt it in my arms.

I will always remember and relish that victory, and I will never play soul calibur online ever again.

JoShmoe, in *Internally screams*

leaves desk and runs down the hall

killeronthecorner, in It's a curse
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My time splitters 2 phase. Sad times.

KuroiKaze, in It's a curse

Haha I play random select in most fighting games but my friends usually can’t win but they have too much pride for the handicap setting

DigitalPaperTrail, in Every girl has one of these at her place

a lifehack I can get behind

ClockworkOtter, in It's a curse

It’s also like this for many hobbies. I can run further and cycle faster than almost everyone I know, but would probably barely even be mid-pack in a local race for either.

Just set your own goals.

serpineslair,

I relate with this one. I cycle further and faster than my friends, so it feels like I have to slow down when I cycle with them, however I’m nowhere near professional level.

madcaesar,

Can’t you let them attach themselves to your bike that way you’ll always be the same speed? taps forehead

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