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Maultasche, in It feels inevitable at this point

Utinni!

lefaucet,

Ubb! Wewoww :)

Hyperreality, in How's this plan progressing?

Have you tried "kill the poor"?

Sentrovasi, (edited )

I'm not saying do it, I'm saying run it through the computer and see whether it would work.

bobs_monkey,

Tbf, cutting people in half typically doesn’t support them staying alive

AA5B, (edited )

Tbf, cutting people in half typically doesn’t support them staying alive continued begging and wasting precious resources that should be mine.

Ftfy

robocall, in How's this plan progressing?
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Slice and dice is the conservative way

bizarrocullen, in Kindness over prejudice

I mean, considering what happened next in this episode…

Femcowboy, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

13 year old me being helped through my parents shouting matches by a disabled couple who spent their whole day managing the guild I was in.

SGG, in How's this plan progressing?

Turns out homeless people drink much more milk than expected, or are somehow getting their hands on calcium supplements, their bones are far less brittle than expected and keep dulling out the blades.

jelloeater85, in It's a curse
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I believe the term is basement king / queen .

Teon, in It feels inevitable at this point
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Cyberbus or CyberSUV.

Catoblepas, in Ice cold

The amount of polar bear shit in that building must be incredible.

Ilovethebomb,

I thought they shit in the woods.

Cyanity,

No, but they’ve been known to shit in the liquor tent. If I remember correctly.

ummthatguy, in How's this plan progressing?
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Mango,
SharkAttak, in Kindness over prejudice
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..and also that the God is the same for all of them, they just have different lore.

Speculater,
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The same fictional all seeing man who cares when they masturbate or who they make love to.

rockerface,

Different DLCs, as it were

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, (edited )

Jew is the base, Christian and Muslim are DLC

sukhmel,

There are more even, which surprised me when I first found out. Even Rastafari is listed as Abrahamic there.

bruhduh,
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More like jew is sequel and first part was zaratusztrianizm

RQG,
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More like faction choices.

fosforus,

the God is the same for all of them

Entirely fictional.

problematicPanther,
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whether you’re atheist or not, judaism, christianity and islam (as well as several other smaller religions) are all abrahamic, meaning that they all stem from the same root religion. theyve all evolved over time, but in essence, the god they worship is literally the same one throughout all three.

Kase,

I agree with what you’re saying. I might be wrong here, but I got the impression the person you replied to wasn’t saying that the statement is fictional/wrong, but that the god is fictional

MindSkipperBro12,

You’re sounding like a redditor.

Stamets,
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Because they’re explaining that someone else is atheist?

What a weird comment.

SharkAttak,
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That's a given.. don't state the obvious, it's like reminding that magic isn't real in a Harry Potter forum.

ImpishCook, (edited ) in The future is now

In doing research on the sustainability of the textile sector, I came across this company that makes a reusable towel dispenser incorporating cloth as opposed to paper. They do business with the big wigs in textiles, most notably Lenzing (makers of TENCEL), so it seems legit.

And if this company does it, I’d wager that others do too.

Imagine if we had this in all countries as opposed to paper towels. Maybe cloth towels + hand dryers for the best of both worlds.

Edit: better link with video showing operation & maintenance.

pyrflie, (edited )

These are pretty damn great as long as they keep the sanitizer stocked. Otherwise they get gross really fast.

They are great for employee/shop restrooms, but public and especially transportation (see airports and train stations) restrooms have too much through traffic to adequately upkeep.

BleatingZombie,

I’ve never seen one that wasn’t disgusting

pyrflie,

They are an engineered solution. Most likely you’ve seen them used in situations they weren’t designed for, ie public restrooms with base models.

They typically have a # of users they can accommodate per hour without deterioration.

I love these things but they really do have limited use cases.

Anticorp,

Those things have been around forever. They were really common in gas station bathrooms when I was a kid.

MxM111, in Kindness over prejudice
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We all know how the cartoon will go in a couple of seconds.

albert180, (edited ) in How's this plan progressing?

They first have to quit the international human rights agreements before they are allowed to cut people in Halves. Give them a break!

mkwt, in How's this plan progressing?

That is a wildly morbid slogan.

Z3k3,

Yep that’s the tories for you. And why I can’t understand why people who vote for them can argue I want this 1 policy buy hate the 200 policies so I’m going yo pretend the 200 does not exist

Exusia,
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One that resulted in FIVE Jurrasic Parks!

Ilovethebomb,

It’s a parody, not a genuine slogan.

mkwt,

That makes a lot more sense. Thanks.

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