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Potatos_are_not_friends, in *Internally screams*

I typed a “no worries” after the project manager crashed a server that took me 1.5 hours to bring it back up again.

Shame on me for giving them too much access.

Darkmuch, in Outrun your feelings
masquenox, in How's this plan progressing?

Wouldn’t that actually double the amount of homeless people?

mossy_,

They’re not friggin planarians

Potatos_are_not_friends,

At first, I thought you meant planetars (from D&D), and I didn’t know about that piece of trivia and felt inferior as a nerd.

But no, you really meant planarians (from reality), which is a science word and I now feel inferior because I am a moron.

Planarians are flatworms (phylum Platyhelminthes) found in freshwater bodies and their regenerative abilities have been documented for centuries (Pallas, 1766; Dalyell, 1814). Planarians can regenerate new heads, tails, sides, or entire organisms from small body fragments in a process taking days to weeks.

mossy_,

Friend, you’re not a moron just cause you didn’t know about some relatively unknown aquatic creature. You just got out-nerded this time 😎

NoIWontPickaName,

The really weird part is that I actually did know.

What I don’t know is when, where, or how I got that information.

AA5B, (edited )

Many of us did know from like Middle or High school or some part of our education, but who would have thought you need to think about school to understand Lemmy

NoIWontPickaName, (edited )

It’s called the wolverine effect, I can’t remember where I learned that ironically.

We all know what a wolverine is, but can you tell me where you learned it from?

It probably has a fancy name like “memory source origin amnesia” or something, but it basically goes along the lines of your brain not remembering where you learned something, you just remember the thing.

It’s why propaganda is so effective even on people looking for it.

mossy_,

Are you the alt domain for the person I was talking to or someone random injecting themself in the conversation? Either way I’m happy you acquired knowledge at some point in the past

Buddahriffic,

I’d love to help you with your question, but I have no idea.

mossy_,

Thank you for trying. Frankly, what would an internet forum be without random interjections from persons with no stake in a conversation.

NoIWontPickaName,

Just a random, opining on random esoteric knowledge gaining.

lurch,

Only for a very short time

AeonFelis,

Bet they’ll still sell them at full price.

AA5B,

Maybe it’ll double the number of homeless but the amount will stay the same

root_beer, in How's this plan progressing?

it’s going messily, op

idunnololz, in How's this plan progressing?
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Finally a realistic solution to end homelessness /s

SuckMyWang,

Do you have to be homeless to volunteer?

AA5B,

Service Guarantees Citizenship

hesusingthespiritbomb, in It feels inevitable at this point

Honestly if they made a normal Tesla pickup truck and then a few limited edition cyber trucks for some massive amount of money I think it would have worked out really well.

Like imagine if the average person couldn’t buy a cyber truck but they gave Keanu Reeves one as a Cyberpunk 2077 tie in. The Internet would go absolutely insane.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cyberpunks cars look way better though.

Try a PS1 title.

SCB, in Can't Unsee

Hopefully this will be my grandchildren some day.

pyrflie,

Good luck my man.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in It's a curse
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I was once the highest ranked player of Shootmania in California.

Nevermind that I was also the only player in California at the time.

nifty, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s a remake of Biker Mice from Mars or Swat Katz tho

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

For real, I’d actually forgotten about the kats till now

anton, in Outrun your feelings

Younger people walk faster and have inherited a shit world. Solved.

JoShmoe, in Outrun your feelings

Step dad propaganda. They’ll tell you anything to get you from running around the pool.

sbv, in Outrun your feelings

Sad, but with a lower risk of diabetes:

Every 1 km/hour increase in walking speed was associated with a 9% lower risk of type 2 diabetes, with the minimal threshold of 4km/hour equal to 87 steps/min for men and 100 steps/ min for women, the findings suggest.

APassenger,

Type 2, fast walker here. I walk for my health and I enjoy the cardio and feeling.

You know who’s really unhappy?

People in sports cars.

I mean… Think about it. Walking fast is still slower than almost all other means of transport. People in cars must always be grumpy as hell.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

More life time to enjoy sadness!

RubberElectrons, in Ice cold
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

I just wanna know where this is, and how they got these shots.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Probably Canada, and I’m guessing they used a camera.

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks MacNCheezus 🤦 lol

I was guessing Alaska maybe?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Could be 🤷‍♂️

grendel,
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

yeah, very Canadian looking Soviet building

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Now that you say it…

grendel, (edited )
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

Chukotka, Russia. Photos taken from a drone.

theguardian.com/…/polar-bears-move-into-abandoned…

RubberElectrons, (edited )
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you so much, this was an awesome article and even more excellent shots.

DanglingFury, (edited ) in Perpetual Amnesia

Dicks out for Harambe

I’ll put that shit on my headstone. Lest we forget.

Colour_me_triggered, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice

My parents raised me to feel a sort of pity for those who’s brains are too smooth to fight against religious indoctrination.

Fucking autocorrect.

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

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