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Scrof, in Personal space

Ain’t Finland a paradise?

Potatisen,

Oh hell no

emergencyfood,

Not getting sunlight for months in a row tends to make people depressed.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

*to make people look depressed

Cannacheques, in Not inaccurate

What a man wants, can women just chill and let a man be happy?

aberrate_junior_beatnik,

Yes, famously men have had very few demands of women throughout history.

Cethin,

I don’t disagree, but also it isn’t relevant. Either it’s wrong or it’s not, regardless of gender. People should be happy first.

EvilTwin, in Family that says they're "too old" for santa

I believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in good little children.

FlyingSquid, in Personal space
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I can see the appeal of this in some ways, but I hope there are also two-person benches in the same area because when I’m, for example, out with my daughter and we both want to sit down for a minute, it’s nice not to have to yell to talk to each other.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Or spread your arms if you are alone

Yoz, in It never gets old
Yaysuz,

I’m still smacking

TimewornTraveler,

now That’s a bum worth slapping

cRazi_man, in It never gets old

Why does she have both the fridge and freezer completely wide open?

MistressKitty,

The slap is more fun if you deserve it.

TimewornTraveler,

Because life isn’t perfect

chemicalwonka, in *Grabs popcorn*
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
dual_sport_dork, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Home Alone 2 is worth it for Tim Curry’s other iconic scene (the one aside from “SPACE!”) when he twigs to who “Mr. McCallister” actually is and the light bulb literally goes on above his head.

Blahaj_Blast,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

He nails that exaggerated Grinchy smile too

SpaceNoodle,

Well now I gotta watch it (again)

hOrni,

What about “Have a nice day”. Or the way he say “Pizza”.

MeatsOfRage,
Norgur, in It never gets old

You hermetically seal her nether regions with the strongest est and water tightestes tape there will ever be? That's counterproductive.

theotherone,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

I’ve never heard of a celibacy fetish before but I guess it’s a wide world.

Norgur,

Oh, you heard of that. Or did you think catholic priests really do that for the "service to God" nonsense?

theotherone,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

I suppose I’d never really thought about it in those terms. Huh.

Zoboomafoo, (edited )
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t take what the other person said seriously, they were making a shitty joke about the Catholic Church, not being informative

In healthy relationships, it’s about the power dynamic of one partner being in charge of the others’s pleasure

Norgur,

There is always someone who waltzes over an obvious joke. Can't have a bit of goofing around without the obligatory "uhm, ackchually"

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

The Um, Actually was because they were asking an honest question and seemed to interpret your joke as a serious answer

very_well_lost,

I thought they did it for the kid diddling

Norgur,
LeafOnTheWind,

Look up chastity cages. It’s a thing.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Look up chastity cages.

I can’t, it’s locked.

Dumbkid, in Not inaccurate
@Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I get it I was wrong, I have to be a muscle hunk OR Jack Black to be attractive

JudahBenHur,

yep. the only person here who isn’t in personal-trainer levels of physical shape is jack black. I’ve just been re-watching the bear and apparently they skip the scenes where carmi is spending 3 hours a day in the gym

cows_are_underrated, in Not inaccurate

People who take fitness serious are literally cooks. The only way to make sure you know what you’re eating is by cooking it yourself.

lingh0e,

You don’t know many actual working cooks, do you?

casmael,

THIS CHICKEN IS……. FUCKING……… RAAAAAAWWWWWWW

cows_are_underrated,

Oh no! It’s black.

casmael,

BLACK? BLACK? ITS FUCKING PINK ALL THE WAY THROUGH YOU FUCKING DONKEY 🐓

Lemminary, (edited )

I… need to call more people donkey cocks in my life.

NounsAndWords,

I mean…if you consider baking a plain chicken breast and mixing a protein shake to be cooking, then I agree.

Anticorp,

TIL throwing Mrs. Dash on a chicken breast and putting it on my George Foreman Grill makes me a cook!

cows_are_underrated,

This is some sort of cooking. But we eat more than just chicken breast and protein shakes. You also need Tuna and some vegetables(or if your name is Sam Dulek than you can eat literally everything).

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Or, if you’re The Rock, you eat 1kg of cod every fucking day

FlyingSquid, in Not inaccurate
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, some of us cis straight guys have been resigned to the fact that we’ll always be fat slobs for years now.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Not fat slobs. Big cuddly teddy bears.

PhlubbaDubba,

Is true, my spirit animal is Quest Sprout

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

My body hair is lacking to be bear :(

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m much more slobby than any bear.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I don't know, man. I was at Fire Island last summer and saw some BIG bears

captainlezbian, (edited )

Yeah I’m in the leather community and Midwestern bears span the whole spectrum of neat to slob

peopleproblems,

So I like the idea of being a big cuddly bear right? I’m 6’, big everywhere, and got gnarly hair.

But like I don’t get how to dress in a non-intimidating and non-slob way that is also comfortable.

Like right now I’m wearing a camo sweatshirt and sweatpants. Or I wear an oversized button up long sleeve shirt and khakis.

I don’t look cuddly, to me, I look like my dad

chemicalwonka, (edited ) in Personal space
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

or anti homeless space

ChillDude69,

That’s what I thought. IMHO, hostile architecture is the physical-world equivalent of a lot of the policies that led us to flee Reddit, Twitter, etc.

Pluckerpluck,

My first thought. You could put up three 2 person benches there without too much trouble. It’d still look fine with spaces between so people can sit alone.

h3mlocke, in Utterly insane

Nintendo is fucking C A N C E L L E D! Lmao

pettend, in The Fediverse when Facebook goes for the 3E attack
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