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kevlar21, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.

Current cancer treatments including radiotherapy and chemotherapy can cause secondary cancers too.

Broken_Monitor,

They sure do. That takes 10-20 years and in the meantime many patients experience an increased quality of life rather than a horrible death. I hope someday we develop a better method and I expect that doctors of the future will view this practice as barbaric, but at the moment it’s the best we got and better than nothing.

ThatFembyWho, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

Hey some of us still find time for orgies… some of us are paid to do so. And figs are always delicious.

ExaptationStation, (edited ) in poor Elf on the shelf 🤣😂

As a dad with a four, three, and two year old, I’m in full support of this.

I don’t remember elf on the shelf as a kid.

The whole concept is creepy and I’m comfortable teaching my kiddos to be good to impress Santa - whose existence is on par with spider-man, superman, etc. - so he’d WANT to give them presents, for being good humans.

But I fully admit i still don’t know what I’m doing 95% of the time as a parent…

EDIT: by “in full support of this” I mean abandoning the practice of elf on the shelf, not bounding and hooding said elf

AnarchistsForDemocracy, (edited )
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“…the elf doll is an emissary sent by Santa Claus to observe children and report back on their behavior for judgment. The elf cannot be touched or the magic will be broken; it is a silent observer, a CCTV camera with pointy ears.” 😭

I assume no parrent knows what they are doing and by the time they do the kids are off to college 😂 🫣 🤔 🤗

afraid_of_zombies,

I actually like the elf. Me and the wife have fun moving it around. One point we set it up with a crossword puzzle book and a pencil, my six year old kept laughing.

Jackcooper, in Don't have to be presentable

Why does he have trophies from SpongeBob and Patrick

MeanEYE, in Check mate atheists
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Wait until Christians figure out Jesus was a Palestinian.

PsychedSy,

He was Judean. They renamed the area Palestine to be dicks to Jews after the revolt thing.

MeanEYE,
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You kind of missed the point of the comment. It’s wrong on purpose, just like “meme” is stupidly wrong as well.

PsychedSy,

Fair, but I’m calling Poe. Good job.

Zellith,

Wait until Christians figure out Jesus wasnt a Christian.

ericbomb, in What a feeling

Old guy noticed I had a ton of produce and complimented me at the store.

Bro do you know how rare it is to get like honest compliments from other men?

DharmaCurious,
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Honestly, the solution to this, I think, is to start complimenting other men. Men don’t compliment each other because they’re afraid of being seen as gay (even if they’re not aware of it, it’s fully ingrained into us from the time we’re children). Breaking that barrier and complimenting other men, and not (openly) caring about that stigma will help other men do the same. Eventually, men will start complimenting each other.

Note, I say this as a gay man, so I’m sort of past the whole humiliation of people thinking I’m gay bit. I understand it would likely be more difficult for a straight guy, because you (they?) have to also worry about losing potential romantic partners if people think you’re queer.

Nepenthe,
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because you (they?) have to also worry about losing potential romantic partners if people think you’re queer.

Honestly, it really shouldn't be a worry. Maybe it's me, but unless they're being really obvious about another guy's body, I can't think of a compliment that would give me that impression.

Even muscles, if the subject is in fact jacked, I would just think they're a really supportive person and like them more because of it. The insinuation about their innate personality would briefly grab my attention.

DharmaCurious,
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Oh, completely agree. It’s ridiculous for people to fear that reaction, and ridiculous for people to assume something based on a compliment. But it’s one of those things that isn’t going to change until we all just say fuck it and change it. I’m rooting for gen z to do this. Lol.

Ataraxia,

Tell that to men that have been threatened or even had their asses kicked for doing that. A lot of men out there get violent when they think a man is hitting on them.

theneverfox,
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A while back I started doing this thing where I give a genuine and specific compliment to a stranger whenever it occurs to me, then immediately disengaging.

In my mind, by the time they’ve processed the words I’m no longer trying to interact with them - I try to be specific so it hopefully feels genuine, but I get out of there immediately

I have no idea if it lands like intended, but some girl complimented my leopard shoes while power walking past, and it was way more memorable. Having to suddenly decode someone’s intentions leaves my mind too busy to internalize a compliment, and usually I just shrug off compliments if it’s not something I’m proud of, but the drive by compliment sticks with me

Imgonnatrythis, in I just want it to stop

We got through the economic crisis? I never got them memo guys.

GBU_28,

You’re typing on a device, on a recreational website. You made it, this is as good as it gets now

XTornado, (edited )

The 2008 one yes. The new one…we haven’t had a recession yet… So not even started it.

abraxas,

I got through the 2002 burst that kept me un(der)employed for 3 years. Then the 2008 economic crisis.

A_Random_Idiot, in It's cheaper is what it is

Shrug.

It is what it is.

ElBarto, in It's cheaper is what it is
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I’ll be right…

SpaceNoodle, in Not inaccurate

Henry Cavill is a muscle hunk, tho.

But he’s also a big nerd so that kinda makes up for it.

BruceTwarzen,

But even he doesn't look like in man of steel on a Thursday morning. He looks like that after he got a good pump and not eating and drinking for days.
I'm still gay for cavill tho

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah it doesn’t look like he had a mustache Photoshopped out in that photo

UndercoverUlrikHD, (edited )
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There was an old reddit thread were one woman argued that women arent attracted to “gym rats” and used Henry Cavill as an example of a man with a physique who doesn’t spend hours in the gym everyday.

People who doesn’t do resistance training have a negative amount of knowledge of what it takes to get in “shape”.

RBWells,

Henry Cavill? The guy who played Superman and Geralt of Rivia? Nobody can possibly think he got that body by sitting around. That’s like saying guys don’t think Lady Gaga wears makeup on stage. He’s not just fit, he’s built out.

Any actor is someone who is selling their looks as part of the package. However they look, it is a choice and they put effort into it. Even Jack Black.

SpaceNoodle,

I do “resistance training.” I resist going to the gym, and eat cheese instead.

Body By Beecher’s

UndercoverUlrikHD,
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A good workout is so satisfying though, and you’ll be even more hungry afterward, so you can eat even more cheese if you’d like.

SpaceNoodle,

That’s a waste of precious cheese-eating time.

PhlubbaDubba,

Henry Caville gets his physique through sheer willpower put into manifesting his dreams to one day be Captain General Trajann Valoris

RandomStickman,
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The only non-muscle hunk in this image is Jack Black (famously the poster boy for unconventionally attractive man, where the picture chosen is a younger and skinnier one), Joseph Quinn, and mayyybee Jeremy Allen White.

The nerve of putting Orlando fucking Bloom as Legolas or Cavill as The Witcher as "little". This disconnect is unfathomable.

This meme really gets the rise out of me because I agree with the sentiment but the example they chose are so bad.

casmael,

Yeah fucking hell Henry Cavill is literally superman omg

poppy,

Jeremy Allen White is jacked as hell

media.gq-magazine.co.uk/…/Jeremy-Allen-White.jpg

Rodeo,

The sentiment isn’t even true unless you’re in an urban center or in Europe.

Small town North American women love muscle dummies. There’s fuckin swarms of them in my town. Go to the bar and the only men there are roided up muscle dummies with swarms of women rallying around them.

It’s just fuckin wrong. Plenty of stupid women out there who just want a hunk of meat for a boyfriend.

Enzy, in *Grabs popcorn*

I’ve blocked every politics instance known to man

Don’t make me block this one too

CADmonkey, in Not inaccurate

Depressed middle age father here, and this tracks. I seem to get a lot of positive attention from women of all ages, and I refuse to believe that I’m good looking.

slurpeesoforion,

If my spirit weren’t broken, I’d have women climbing me like rhesus monkeys.

casmael,

Batting them unsuccessfully off with a stick

RaoulDook,

I made the same point as this meme a few days ago in a thread about young men having “muscle dysphoria” because they think they aren’t buff enough to get attention from ladies. It was generally unpopular and people didn’t believe me.

But it’s the truth, that most women aren’t looking for huge muscled buff guys, and they are attracted to guys with normal physiques. I have known many very hot women and many of them were with skinny guys, some were with fat guys. Few of them had partners that were buff muscle guys. I’m overweight but I move through life with self-confidence and women love that, I get more attention that I should.

TimewornTraveler, in Not inaccurate

Can someone identity everyone in this pic? I only recognize two people.

overcast5348, (edited )
  • Elf: Legolas
  • Dad: Pedro Pascal
  • Elf Dad: Henry Cavill
  • Elf cook: Eddie from Stranger Things

No idea about the others.

CaptnNMorgan,

Jack Black and Markiplier

KnowledgeableNip, (edited )

Left to right moving down:

Carmy, main character from The Bear.

Eddie, Side character from Stranger Things Season 3.

Legolas from Lord of the Rings.

Jack Black from the School of Rock.

Markiplier, YouTube personality.

Geralt from The Witcher.

Joel from The Last Of Us.

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

oh wow! a lot of modern nerd culture. thanks.

never heard of markplier or the bear, never watched witcher stranger things or tlou

MrJameGumb, in Unrequited love
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This is what I looked like about an hour ago when the cat decided I had been asleep for too long

HubertManne,
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was up at 2am do to my love/hate relationship with jalepenos.

shalafi, in *Grabs popcorn*

Lemmy isn’t arguing politics. There’s only one opinion around here. Express the slightest nuance and get buried, blocked or banned.

(Feel free to check my post history.)

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