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RIP_Cheems, in Check mate atheists
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Send the fish back to the ocean

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It’s what he would’ve wanted

nodsocket, in Neigh

Horses actually sleep about 5-7 hours a day. They spend about 30 minutes of that in REM sleep.

ker.com/equinews/sleep-requirements-horses/

LordTrychon,

Hmmm… maybe I am a horse…

JaymesRS, in Miatakes were made

Having worked for online customer support it was always fun to get the people who were embarrassed to read you their email address to look up their account.

KevonLooney,

Hello BiggusDickus@aol.com,

Thank you for being a customer today.

JaymesRS,

…I see a flight reservation with hotel stay and shuttle transportation from the airport for you and your wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.

How may I assist you, today?

aeronmelon, in Miatakes were made

“XxXNeoTheOne69”

pomodoro_longbreak,
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You gotta have the “XxX” at the end too for the symmetry!

Player2,

Username taken

pomodoro_longbreak, (edited )
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kylo ren from star war saying MORE X, also a watermark reading “Made with Pinata Farms”

E: ty Pinata Farms for sponsoring this meme. Pinata Farms! Smash into the memisphere with Pinata Farms and affiliated “cool memez” internet web sites today! Sponsored message

Surp, (edited ) in Slavery: still a thing
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Lol the person that posted this is probably using an iPhone which is made with slave labor in China. Stop acting like USA is the only country using capitalism to get cheap products. So many of you on Lemmy are crazy about bashing the US when every first world country is 100% in the same boat.

Uneducated and trying to spread propaganda to hate a single country when you’re all guilty as fuck. Your clothes your electronics your beauty products all made with suffering and yet y’all hypocrites still need your Nikes and shitty iPhones/pretty much any electronic let’s be real. This is exactly what the rich fuckers that run the show want…idiots like OP.

For ome reason many people on Lemmy specifically act like this I’ve noticed which is perfect for their agenda to make us all hate each other based on where we live as if we had a choice where we were born and as if we could even really do anything about the corruption that’s just right out in public. None y’all wanna be the Martyr so stop acting self righteous.

Slovene, (edited )

We’re making fun of USA and pointing things like this out because Muricans always tout themselves as some beacon of freedom and democracy and whatnot. The land of the free my ass.

uis,
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  1. China is capitalism with beastly grin
  2. The OP doesn’t have to live in USofA
  3. The OP doesn’t have to have glass brick
TheSaneWriter,
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I think people are allowed to say that slavery is bad even if we benefit from slave labor. It’s not like shit is labeled, and even if a product is free from one form of slavery there are still so many types across the world it would take a global effort to get rid of them all. Isn’t it better to at least acknowledge the problem?

possiblylinux127,

Oh no! Anyway…

outer_spec, in Gotta show it who's boss
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the ghost: the fuck is this idiot looking in a corner for

xusontha,

To make you think he CAN’T see you

Hiro8811, in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

I think this mostly aply to Americans. I live in Europe and never heard someone refer to their mother by her first name.

nodiet,

I live in Europe and have one friend who does that. No idea where it stems from, maybe the parents felt they could keep more of a personal identity if they were referred to by their name at home or something

agent_flounder,
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I hardly ever heard it. Like maybe a couple times in my whole life in the US.

GBU_28,

Huh? That’s the joke. American kids “never” do that either. Hence the face the friend is making in response to hearing it

Hiro8811,

Well seing Will Smith and the meme saying “white” I thought it’s referring to the fact that black parents are stricter and it’s unbelievable for a black child to hear someone say that…

possiblylinux127,

That’s not the norm in the US. They only time I’ve seen that was when there was some sort of trama

MisterFrog, in It's cheaper is what it is
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Psychologists after the pandemic: that’ll be $250 AUD out of pocket after the Medicare rebate.

Me: Yeah I’d rather be depressed and anxious than pay that once every 2 weeks thanks 👍

rimjob_rainer, (edited ) in I just want it to stop

I’m 33 and I don’t mind. Be glad you didn’t have to fight in a WW with 16. Or starve to death with 12 in the middle ages.

Stamets,
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I’m 31 and I do. I’d rather be dead.

HerbalGamer,
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32, also wish I was dead

Fades,

Don’t look now but the entire goddamn planet is hurtling towards another WW

SkyeStarfall,

Nah, you’re just worked to death and still not able to own a home instead

moog, in Don't mind if I do

Cokes bad mkay

reddthat, in How times change
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Nice work rocking the same picture since you were 10! Never mess with Kanna

Rosco, in Utterly insane

Emudeck my beloved. Fuck this company.

RQG, in Don't have to be presentable
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Most people who think of themselves as ugly aren’t nearly as ugly as they think imo.

Often they are average looking or slightly below average looking. And that’s only in regards to the conventional beauty standards. We just easily get a false sense of what normal people look like these days.

SnipingNinja, in toilet humour

Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

d3m0nr4v3r,

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  • Zacryon,

    May I interest you in a (not toilet) paper I skimmed back when Covid was still a bigger issue? doi.org/10.1063/5.0013318

    In another, newer, paper (again, not the toilet kind of paper) I just found, researchers basically used lasers to see and analyze the spread of aerosol plumes after flushing: doi.org/10.1038/s41598-022-24686-5

    VulKendov,

    I am not interested in your (not toilet) papers. I’ve been doing fine so far and I believe that the health benefit is negligible and does not outweigh the impact on my quality of life.

    In other words sometimes ignorance is bliss and knowledge can be a curse, I’m not trying to be a neat freak germaphobe.

    starman2112, (edited )
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    Ignorance won’t save you when that one lucky e coli lands on your toothbrush at just the right time. My parents survived leaded gas just fine, doesn’t mean that shit’s safe.

    MeaanBeaan,

    Seriously. Is this guy just like openly pro-poop? Cause it really sounds like he’s trying to spread some poopraganda.

    I’ll see myself out.

    starman2112, (edited )
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    Coproganda

    Zacryon,

    Well, you might be doing fine so far. How about others who walk into your poop-plumes? Hygiene is not always only beneficial for yourself. Some easy to implement practises can go a long way. I think it’s a similar story to how we (should) regularly wash our hands, wash vegetables and fruits before eating and so on.

    arirr, in It's cheaper is what it is

    Why have 3 mental health and no monies, when I can have no mental health and 3 monies!? taps head

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