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N0body, in Calm down there, edgelord

You have to show your intrusive thoughts who’s boss. “MAKE IT A CHAINSAW MOTHERFUCKER!”

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in This is too loud

true

Chinchillax, in I never learn my lesson

I’ve had the opposite experience. But then again I don’t really watch media without interacting and falling in love with the fandom first.

I wouldn’t have watched Star Trek without Trekkies being awesome.

samus12345, in I never learn my lesson
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm, what’s something I really like that gets shit on all the time? Open-world games with question marks all over the map is a big one. I like checking off points of interest, but it’s reviled by many, and I can understand why. I also hate Soulslike games even though they seem to be super popular.

MargotRobbie, in Miatakes were made
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Or you can use your real name as your username, like me!

weksa,

FirstLastBirthyear and pw was ssn because I was trying to memorize it. Idiot.

UraniumBlazer,

You shouldn’t have done that. I know what you look like now: celebmafia.com/…/margot-robbie-photoshoot-for-usa…

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Now people will recognize me when I’m out in public, oh no!

SeeMinusMinus, (edited ) in Gotta show it who's boss
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes I talk to the ghost and I am always disappointed when it doesn’t talk back. My days of being scared of ghosts are over now I just want to talk to someone who sees me as a person instead of a lower being.

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

You okay?

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

To sum things up: NO.

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

You wanna talk about it?

li10, in I never learn my lesson

I used to be active on /r/mma which was actually a decent sub with good moderation, but there was also /r/ufc which was just awful.

A place for teenagers to post dogshit takes and say shit like “I can’t wait to see X fighter get knocked out”. They treat it like WWE, wanting it to be a dramatic story and not the competitive sport that it is.

rustyfish, in I never learn my lesson
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Oh ffs. For me it was the 40K fans. The grand majority is completely fine. But there are still these mouth breathing, bitter, gatekeeping neckbeards who loose their mind the moment something goes against…well they loose their mind all the time. No real reason to it. At least the mods tried to contain the worst offenders. Who would have thought a setting filled with hate and xenophobia attracts hate filled racists?

goober, in This happens every night

Don’t worry, the sleepiness will come back strong as soon as the sun starts to rise

Sheeple, in Miatakes were made
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Me choosing my real name back then

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Me having to deal with all the other "me"s who are jealous they have numbers after their real name

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Me ending up trans and resenting my dead name:

lugal, in I never learn my lesson

Aren’t you afraid you enjoy it for the wrong reasons?

rainynight65, in I just want it to stop

The plural of ‘crisis’ is ‘crises’.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I thought it was crisisis

VulKendov,

No I’m pretty sure its crisi

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I think you just keep adding more ‘is’ to the ending depending on how severe the event is

crisis - your toast is burnt
crisisis - your toast is on fire
crisisisis - your toast is on fire and the flames have spread through your kitchen
crisisisisis - your toast fire has spread to your house and your neigbhours house
crisisisisisis - your toast fire has opened a massive portal to hell
crisisisisisisisis - your toast has opened a portal to hell and has allowed Satan and his minions into our realm

dejected_warp_core,

your toast fire has opened a massive portal to hell

Hello, I am SCP-426

karmiclychee,

Criss Cross make u wanna jump

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

A clouder of crisis is called a “wtf”

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is text from ai picture

Hawke, in Locked and Loaded

Why would you make a U-turn in a driveway? Driveways are generally narrower than roads.

Surely it’d be a Y-turn.

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

I think they just mean a 3 point turn with extra space. Pull in and reverse out.

Hawke,

Yes, that’s a Y-turn.

adaveinthelife,

I believe the only place that calls it a Y-turn (in any official capacity) is Wisconsin

CosmicTurtle,

Depends but usually because the road itself is not wide enough or you don’t want to impede traffic.

The last time I did this it was on a road with culverts on either side so the safest way to U Turn was in someone’s driveway.

LifeInMultipleChoice,

I think they were just pointing out that isn’t a U turn. They called it a Y turn, many people I know would call it a 3 point turn. They were being pedantic for comic relief but it didn’t go over as well as expected.

humorlessrepost, in Funny how nature do that

That’s the exact moon shape of a 3-up in Super Mario World.

Kraivo, in I just want it to stop

How about

  • pandemic
  • multiple different catastrophes
  • war
  • multiple economic crises, including inflation so big, it actually goes into changing money
  • world turning into cyberpunk
  • tyrans staying alive while there are news about cure for cancer

And many fucking more

XTornado, (edited )

including inflation so big, it actually goes into changing money

I didn’t quite get what are your talking about here, could you explain?

Kraivo,

In russia they had to turn 100 rubles into 1 rouble

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

100 roubles make 1 trouble?

dejected_warp_core,

Re-basing currency. Basically the mint makes “old money” worthless overnight, and “new money” is printed that has value that is more realistic. You get a window to buy new money with old money, and then that’s it. I have no idea how that happens with digital accounting, but would obviously need to be a thing too. Point being: it’s possible for inflation to be so horribly mismanaged that you have to declare a do-over to fix it.

Zimbabwe is the current poster child for this, where trillion-dollar notes were exchanged for single-dollar amounts on their third attempt of re-basing. But other countries like Iceland have done this in the not too distant past.

I’ll add that with the US dollar being a de-facto reserve currency just about everywhere, the %1 is in the same boat with the rest of us. So I wouldn’t expect things to get that dire. It might get re-based eventually, but probably more of a “let’s move the decimal point over because this looks stupid” kind of a thing.

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