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RIP_Cheems, in I never learn my lesson
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You don’t know the shit I’ve seen.

cosmicrookie, (edited ) in Goodbye Belarusian Sovereignty
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The Cyprus conflict had been more fitting here. Belarus has been playing with fire all along. If they get burned it will be their own fault

MrsDoyle, in This happens every night

Maybe try getting an adult size bed. Taking your shoes off might also help. Cool pyjamas though.

hakunawazo, in Gotta show it who's boss

Ghost: Hey, my eyes are up here.

z500,
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My dog:
Me: You’d tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn’t you?

hakunawazo,
YoorWeb, (edited ) in How times change

Plot twist: OP is 11 now.

Microplasticbrain, in Not inaccurate

Super braindead take, men exercise for their own health and confidence. In the same way that women wear makeup, it may help attracting the opposite sex but we do it for ourselves. Also exercise is one of the most direct mechanisms for self improvement regardless of gender.

gmtom,

Take memes seriously, get into arguments with strangers.

DizzoMyNizzo,

You’re right. I don’t even want to argue about the Kek of markiplier in the center.

Microplasticbrain,

You’re right lemmy is no place for discussion Ill just block you so we don’t argue anymore, have a good one.

gmtom,

Living up to your username

TexMexBazooka,

This was a funny exchange

SkyeStarfall, (edited )

Uh, I have definitively heard a lot of men say their primary motivation to “getting buff” is to pick up women.

orrk,

and I have definitely heard women repeat some common gender stereotype as well

Microplasticbrain,

Yea I think a lot of men initially get into exercise to attract women but the ones that really stick with it end up doing it for themselves after they realize how much better they feel, both physically and mentally. Of course there will always be people who do things for different reasons but in general this has been my experience.

Chriswild,

It can be for women but attract women for unintended reasons. Confidence is attractive and if they get confidence through gaining muscle it still works.

SCB,

I’m 39. These days I explicitly work out to be in good shape for sex. I want to look good when I pop the top, and attracting partners is a core goal of mine.

I’ve never in my life been hurting for confidence, and was confident when I was 40 lbs heavier - I just looked worse with my shirt off.

If you’re chasing low-commitment sex, at some point your physical attractiveness does indeed matter.

Microplasticbrain,

That’s fair but from the people I speak to, who exercise consistently, they do it for themselves primarily. I don’t know many people who exercise exclusively to attract women and not also enjoy being in shape just for themselves whether its to feel good, or be more confident.

Personally I do cardio, not because of attracting someone but because I literally feel so much better on a daily basis when I do. My sleep is better, I have more energry, etc.

uis, in Personal space
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m0darn,

I don’t see what’s notable about your picture

uis,
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Good bench

CIA_chatbot, in Highly suspicious if you ask me

Man he was the best, a living legend in the field

ininewcrow,
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They placed a cross instead of a star on the memorial wall

c_ezra_m, in Getting ready for the holiday.

It’s good to learn about some cultural differences, for both me and you. In Poland, Santa is believed to bring the naughty kids bundles of rods (as in, leafless twigs). We call that “rózga”, even though the same word can just refer to a single rod as well.

cursedanubis,

So Santa brings naughty kids a bundle of sticks? Hmm 🤔

RIP_Cheems, in Calm down there, edgelord
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Your brain tells you to? Mine literally tries to force me to jump from ledges.

SeabassDan, in Calm down there, edgelord

In my case it’s more like, “You’re so clumsy you’re probably gonna chop your finger off. Look at you, I bet you will. Try and get real close to it like you’re chopping veggies without chopping your finger off. Bet you can’t. You probably can’t clean the blade real fast on the sharp side because you’ll chop your finger off. Pussy.”

Kolanaki, (edited ) in why
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Dog: I don’t shit where I eat. I just eat what you shit.

possiblylinux127, in I just want it to stop

Honestly that’s nothing compared to WWI, the great depression and WWII

Adori,
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So basically baby boomers had it easy

possiblylinux127,

The problem these days is everyone is self centered and unwilling to work hard. I see lots of complaints about how the world has been unfair but in reality we are unfair to each other.

Pantoffel,

Nobody wants to work anymore

Tavarin,
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Tavarin, (edited )
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People have been saying that same dumbass shit for thousands of years, here’s idiotic headlines from the last 150 showing you that every generation has said the same damn thing, and has been wrong every time:

www.facebook.com/…/1480687955715431/?type=3&r…

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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The problem these days is everyone is self centered and unwilling to work hard

[…]

but in reality we are unfair to each other.

The last part of your sentence is correct. So maybe the reason everyone is “unwilling” to work is actually because they are unwilling to be exploited. Considering how capitalism utterly failed to regulate the market and wages are still piss poor despite every CEO and their henchmen crying about the labour shortage, when according to capitalist theory the solution should have been to immediately raise wages as the low supply and high demand of labour necessitates higher prices. That’s the excuse they give us when they jack up the prices on food and basic supplies yet they reject the same logic when applied to workers.

possiblylinux127,

I think there isn’t much alternative to a free market. As it turns out everyone is ready to exploit everyone else.

problematicPanther,
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I don’t know man, I don’t think I’d fuck over human beings just to make a few bucks. But then again, I don’t call myself a capitalist.

Kidplayer_666, in Highly suspicious if you ask me

Probably ussr though. He wanted stuff like sharing and such, all commie ideas

MacNCheezus,
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Jesus wanted people to share voluntarily though. Commies want people to share at gunpoint.

Kidplayer_666,

Half the way towards being a commie is most of the way

MacNCheezus,
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remotelove, in Locked and Loaded
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Death by U-Turn is a thing and not just in Texas. I was just curious to see what the distribution was of these kinds of events, s’all. Weird stuff…

New York

South Carolina (Darwin award winner)

D.C. (the actual fuck??)

Texas

balderdash9,

That’s enough internet for me today

Thteven,
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Dumbass boomers afraid of their own shadows, what else is new :/

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

It’s all the lead the breathed in.

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