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Sirico, in title

+1 for creating your own stall out of an abandoned trolly, even if it goes across the entrance or a disability parking spot

Linssiili, in This happens every night

If I cannot fall asleep in 30 minutes or so, I “give up” and go lay on sofa and watch something low intesity from youtube (restoration channels are great for this. This removes most pressure to fall asleep, which often is enough to make it possible to fall asleep quicklyish. And if not, at least watching videos is more interesting that lying in dark room.

Note that you should either wear blue-light blocking glasses (not those barely tinted “computer glasses”, but those that are meant for blocking lasers), or use some software solution, in order to not disturb melatonin production. It’s a good idea to start doing this at least an hour before going to bed in order to allow melatonin to build-up.

Source: partner suffers from severe sleeping problems, and they have researched falling asleep extensively.

limelight79, in I never learn my lesson

Oh yeah. I did not hang out in Star Trek groups for many years despite being a fan - I didn’t near to hear a million times why Enterprise sucked or Discovery sucks or whatever. I enjoyed both and don’t need to listen to someone screeching about continuity errors or whatever in a fictional TV show.

And they can’t help themselves, more than once I’ve made a comment like this only to have someone reply, “Well, Discovery sucks because blah blah blah!”, and it’s like, “THANKS FOR DEMONSTRATING THE POINT I WAS MAKING. YOU’RE THE PROBLEM. YOU.”

No one hates Star Trek more than Star Trek fans.

I joined a group on facebook that is called “Wholesomeposting” and that kind of shit is not allowed. It’s much nicer that way. The noise level on Lemmy hasn’t been too bad, fortunately…so far.

yamanii, in I never learn my lesson
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I’m still a fan of Kingdom Hearts because of this.

tubbadu, in title

Poetry

DrDrago, in Funds

Hobart represents!

Aceticon, in Funds

Bread & Circus!

buzz, in Goodbye Belarusian Sovereignty
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

What a dumb fucking meme. When u border Russia u have no choice but to be in good working relations with them.
Cuz u get pretty much oil and gas way below market rate and Belarus economy is tied to Russian market pretty much 50% percents. With that high of a dependency you dont wanna fuck with your neighbor.
Now do the meme with NATO countries why dont u

possiblylinux127, in Highly suspicious if you ask me

Not to mention feeding the poor and curing the blind.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Destabilized the economy by providing free goods and services of mysterious origin, taking away business from doctors and farmers

satans_crackpipe, in title

Hey buddy, when I go to a waffle house bathroom and find a discarded needle I don’t make a huge fuss.

I think what I’m trying to say it comes with the territory.

Ringmasterincestuous, in title

lol - these comments…

What the fuck rocks….

NegativeLookBehind, in Weapons of Gas Production
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Meal Team 6, weapons free 🍴🍽️

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Surely you mean “weapons hot”

PaupersSerenade,
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Hot and ready!

LemmyKnowsBest, in title

Grumbling this to myself for the thousandth time in a Costco parking lot, I looked out at the sea of parked cars and realized that the majority of people probably DO put their carts away responsibly, otherwise the dozen carts I saw askew would’ve been a hundred-fold.

Subverb, in Miatakes were made

My 19 year old stepson set his gmail address when he was 13. It contains the phrase “anal beads” and the number 420. He hates it when I bring it up.

Octopus1348,
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I set the Xbox username “Myname420”, myname was of course my name. I didn’t know what 420 meant at the time, I just thought it looked good. Later I wanted to change it, but it was paid and I didn’t care that much, it only showed up in Minecraft when I logged in (because that was the only game tied to that username I played).

Lemminary, in Not even worth its time.
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