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pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Is your life on track?

there’s an track just an dangerous one

Ejh3k, in Become unreachable

It’s funny to me that my brother pretty much only texts me at 10pm. Dude, I’m a sleep. And I’m sure my response at 515am doesn’t wake you up either.

pedz, in Become unreachable

I have anxiety and I didn’t mind much when people called me, because I have caller ID, I could just ignore the unknown callers. But then emergency alerts are now a thing in my country and my phone has started to whine and ring multiple times a year, like the end of the world is coming, to tell me a child is missing, or that a big storm is coming. Plus, during the pandemic, my government thought it would be a brilliant idea to send general messages to the public using that emergency system…

The most frustrating part is that I can’t disable nor mute those alerts. My only way not to have my phone blasting the emergency alarm unpredictably, is to mute it permanently. I’m now missing calls but on the positive side, I don’t notice amber and emergency alerts.

domi,
@domi@lemmy.secnd.me avatar

Which OS do you use? On Android/LineageOS you can disable all alerts. Not sure if you can mute them, I never got one.

pedz,

I tried disabling them on two phones using Android 11 and 13. I can slide the sliders to “off” but it doesn’t change anything. I also tried to disable them using adb. Alas even if everything is disabled, the phone still blasts the alarm.

Apparently those are mandatory and you’re not supposed to be able to disable them.

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domi,
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Interesting, now I do wonder what those sliders do. Can’t test them unfortunately.

pedz,

If I understand correctly, the alerts can be classified under the different categories listed in the options (amber, extreme threats, etc…) and those can be disabled. However there is a categry called “presidential alerts” and those cannot be disabled.

Lucky for me, my province just blankets everything under “presidential alerts” and so that’s why the sliders don’t do anything in my case. Like… they should, but because my province just sends everything as super mega extreme presidential alerts, the options are useless.

domi,
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Well, that sure is annoying. It seems you really need to be rooted to disable them: xdaforums.com/…/root-mod-how-to-disable-president…

Sigh_Bafanada, in Blub blub

Ah shit, that’s one subreddit I miss: Speed of Lobsters. Tons of great memes like this

graymess, in Hands down
Ethanice, in Blub blub

460 years ago?

hyperhearse, in Is your life on track?
@hyperhearse@kbin.social avatar

Lol, I don't even know where the track is.

jol,

Life is on tracks, but you missed the train.

wetferret, in Grandpa's legacy
@wetferret@lemmy.world avatar

The droopy headlights are perfect!

phorq, in Become unreachable

I’m the weird one who puts my phone on loud when I sleep. If anyone is actually calling me and not being marked as spam, it is probably a work or family emergency. Otherwise I just expect a message.

Akinzekeel,

Usually if you use Do not Disturb and the same number calls you twice within 15 mins then it will still ring

Perfide, in Hands down

Percy Jackson be like

Iamdanno, in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it

Isn’t an inside out sphere, . . . . Just a sphere?

ExfilBravo, in Hands down

That Dex just hits different than multi purpose cleaners.

PugJesus, in Become unreachable
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

The invention of the phone and its consequences was an unprecedented disaster for the human race

sum_yung_gai,

Disaster??? It helped emergency response time, our ability to reach out loved ones across the planet, maintain relationships with people from other points in our lives. I’m sure there are a million more positive phone related things I could list.

I’m so sick of all the negativity on the Internet.

letsgo, in Hands down

Elsan Blue

Poggervania, in Is your life on track?
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Dunno if it’s “on track”, but I’m pretty good with my current situation. Able to afford a mortgage for a studio apartment in a HCOL area where real estate is kinda fucked and plateaus at worst for the past few decades and in the process of looking for a better-paying job in the IT sector. Still single since the pandemic but tbh I’m kind of okay with that still for now - probably will enter the dating scene again next year if anything.

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