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RandomVideos, (edited ) in *Crickets*

for a couple days i get replies to my comments and then there are a couple weeks where i nobody wants to talk to me and repeat

balderdash9,
RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in Is nothing sacred?
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Your what??? The fuck is lizard milk???

MonkeMischief,

Increeedibly cost-ineffective to produce, I can tell you that much!

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But what is it?

TheRealLinga, (edited )

Exactly what you would imagine. It’s a cow milk substitute, kind of like goat milk but sweeter and more commonly used in tea

RIP_Cheems, in We don't accept insurance
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

'Murica

Radicalized, in *Crickets*

My problem is that when I log in and have 10+ notifications I think “oh no what did I say” and then never check them.

Lemminary,

Sometimes I’m relieved I didn’t get replies to the stupid shit I said lol

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Haha I always think “oh shit, what did I say this time?”

I always check them though. Most of the time they’re good.

balderdash9,
jbk,

Yeah me too. I can always feel my heart beating faster when I see the messages tab not being empty

kool_newt,

Oh man me too, especially because I’m always in a political mood when I wake up and then I have to defend my shit later on.

chicken,

Wish they would add a disable-inbox-replies for specific comments feature like reddit has

FunkyMonk, in Is nothing sacred?

I heard Pepsi bought it and that is when they started using scop instead of sugar. Plastic instead of glass. Fuck Megacorps.

BustinJiber, in *Crickets*

Yeah and you know what? Fuck that, I work hard on my stupid little comments, even check spelling and shit, so when I come back and what I see? 6 upvotes? That’s like twice as much than when I was still on reddit! Normally I would get one, from myself. So thank you very much, I appreciate it!

balderdash9,
ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I can tell you ate very good at comenting

Nurse_Robot,

I kin tall yew are vary good at commiting

blanketswithsmallpox, in We don't accept insurance

… getting more sleep on a better bed may very well fix that back funnily enough.

Killer57, in Is nothing sacred?
@Killer57@lemmy.ca avatar

I remember when Sobe came in a glass bottle

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That’s the only way I remember it. I guess I had stopped drinking it before they switched to plastic. It’s probably my fault they stopped making it. Sorry.

ensignrick,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

Same. TIL.

TheRealLinga,

So it’s both of your faults! Damn you internet strangers!

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

I remember the firefighters that lived on my street would poke a hole in the top of an empty Sobe bottle cap and fill it halfway with gasoline before nestling the glass bottle inside their fire pit. They did this pretty much every weekend. The fireball was always impressive.

Empricorn,

I’ve got a wicked scar on my right hand that can attest to that! I was riding my bike home from my supermarket job as a teenager without a light… While holding my Sobe drink in my hand… I didn’t see a retaining wall log that had fallen down onto the sidewalk so I hit it, tire-first. I flew over the handlebars and my hand landed on the bottle as it broke. Severed a nerve in the hand and damn-near hit an artery. Surgery to repair that, and I still have some numbness in it. Live and learn, but I’ll always think of that when someone mentions Sobe!

papertowels,

Any Mr. Green soda fans in the house?

Exusia, in *Crickets*
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Balderdash with 8 posts a day and no notifications? Heresy!

balderdash9,
benwubbleyou, in *Crickets*

Also known as literally every time I open Lemmy.

balderdash9,
navitux, in Baking seems like so much more fun
@navitux@lemmy.world avatar

Does banking shows exist? I didn’t know that

zaubentrucker,

There’s the great british bake-off

Dabundis,

Or if you’re in America, the Great British Baking Show (Pilsbury owns the rights to commercial use of the term “bake-off”)

poppy,

And Holiday Baking Championship on Food Network in the US as well as Cupcake Wars, a cookie one I can’t remember the name of, etc. Lots of baking shows.

IanSomnia, (edited ) in Is nothing sacred?

No but seriously, what happened to my gecko glug glug?

Mr_Blott, in *Crickets*

My one today - comment that microwaves are useless and terrible for cooking

Fuckin hell the amount of armchair chefs that heat frozen dinners calling me elitist 😂

Fuckin calm down Gordon Ramsay

balderdash9,
bleistift2,

I find microwave ovens quite perfect for cooking mixed vegetables. What makes them terrible in your opinion?

Pazuzu,

I’ll have you know I sprinkled the first 3 spices I could find on that microwaved dinner, if that’s not fine dining I don’t know what is. yes the first 2 were salt and pepper, next question

Minarble,

Was the 3 rd one also salt?

Eww, in toilet humour

Just automate it and get a Japanese Bidet that opens and closes automatically. Problem solved.

casmael, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

You know you’ve really made it as a meme when u/the_picard_maneuver posts you on lemmy. Love you bud hope you’re doing well x

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hey, is this yours?! I thought it was hilarious.

Also <3

casmael,

Haha unfortunately not - I wish I was this funny. First time I saw it, it needed a lot more jpeg so glad to see it’s been renovated. Meme of the month at least imo.

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