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ininewcrow, in *Crickets*
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Nothing to say friend … just wanted to give you the notification … hope you have a nice day

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/0a0e7c64-b106-4b75-808e-c62852228323.webp

Engywuck, in *Crickets*

Just write some “unpopular” comment and a lot of people will be there for you.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

What sort of sick fuck says that?

Engywuck, (edited )

I sincerely don’t understand your comment. I’ve been insulted for saying that I dislike a particular browser, for instance.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Oh I’m just pretending you said an unpopular comment and giving the sort of expected reply.

Engywuck,

Ah, shit. I didn’t get it, sorry.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Woah woah woah. Woah.

Which browser

balderdash9, (edited )

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/50a1618b-242a-4285-8ee4-e8fdf7a788d7.webp

Tixanou,
@Tixanou@lemmy.world avatar

unpopular

PoolloverNathan,

Never knew it was possible for someone to be this wrong.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Just make sure it’s not so unpopular that you get banned.

Engywuck,

I’m not talking about CP or racist/sexist shit, obviously.

The_Picard_Maneuver, in *Crickets*
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You have been notified

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a9ac376a-145a-42dd-a5c1-45e0767c677a.webp

eezeebee, in *Crickets*
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

🔔

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/91963a32-20a2-461c-b2a2-3e7fc08f0949.webp

mathterdark, in Congrats I guess

“haha you failed” well someone had to keep your girlfriend happy

Epicurus0319,

destroyed

PP_BOY_, in *Crickets*
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry OP

lambda, in toilet humour
@lambda@programming.dev avatar

I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

Oha, in *Crickets*

I’ll give you another one

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/bc765ada-4dc8-42f6-9ce1-e07fcda6d6a1.webp

juladuni, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

You guys are getting messages?

Octopus1348, in *Crickets*
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I’ll give you one.

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/87a20cdb-6747-4fa9-a1f9-b84619793538.webp

majestic, (edited ) in Oh, is that so?

Windooofs: u cant shutdown this pc >:(

Linux: sudo rm -rf /, huh? Go ahead dumbass

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

Sudo is proving you have the privileges. An admin wouldn’t be stopped in Windows either.

Astronautical,

Actually, it’s more like sudo rm -rf /*, since that bypasses the warning.

Chakravanti, (edited )

Knowledge is Pow…

majestic,

Powder

GoosLife,

sniffs

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Milfs

badbytes, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

You wouldn’t steal a car, would you?

Enzy,

Yes.

Yes I would.

D_C,

You wouldn’t steal a baby.
You wouldn’t shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet.
You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet.
And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow…

jubilationtcornpone,

And then steal it again!

vaultdweller013,

And shoot the widow!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I keep telling you YouTube I have a cloaca and I’m not sure what to call it when I go

ilost7489, in Prepare for a pop quiz

A few weeks ago I had a substitute for my high school chem class who was a biology major that knew nothing about chemistry. Felt bad for the guy

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Most biology degrees have a pretty rigorous chemistry component, at least compared to high school requirements, and it’s his job to prep for the class.

He should feel bad, because he was bad.

nonfuinoncuro,

Yeah high school chemistry is pretty straight forward even at the AP level

June, in toilet humour

You also are allowed to flush when you put the toilet seat down, as is evidenced in the diagram.

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