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Transporter_Room_3, in *Crickets*
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I like it that way.

If I log in and see 5+ I immediately think “oh god what could I have said now…”

Jackcooper,

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WaxedWookie, in *Crickets*

Stir up the tankies - assuming you don’t have hexbear and whatnot blocked, they’ll never shut the fuck up.

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benwubbleyou, in *Crickets*

I’m honestly just saving all the image reactions cause they are good for general messaging use.

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yuki2501, in Oh, is that so?
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I tried to close the image by clicking on the top right corner, LOL

Steamymoomilk, in Is nothing sacred?

Dude i forgot about these!!! I used to call it sun juice when i was little. It was basically liquified sugar tho.

reverendsteveii, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??
originalucifer, in He's coming to town
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this seems more poignant with bruce's all-but-death diagnosis.

not_that_guy05, in Don't know if you guys like history memes

We do at historymemes.

registrert,
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I expected old memes posted anew, but what I got was new memes about ye oldlen times.

I am not dissapointed.

Pulptastic, in Is nothing sacred?

I miss Jones Juice Dave - green tea with hemp, ginseng, and royal jelly. I can still taste it, feel the jar with the metal cap.

Filthmontane, in *Crickets*

Just tell everyone you’re a socialist. That usually does it for me.

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paysrenttobirds, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Except that second button won’t be there. There’s something weird going on in our economy where the customers can’t actually afford the products but somehow their attention/data is still valuable. I don’t get it

Pyr_Pressure,

I honestly don’t understand how advertisement is valued to highly.

I have probably seen 1000hrs worth of ads by now and probably spent less than $1000 on the products advertised. But somehow if I want to avoid those ads I have to pay 10x that

captain_aggravated,
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Especially on the internet it seems that the strategy is to beat you into submission, waterboarding you with branding until you aren’t capable of doing anything other than buying their product.

I get sick of seeing ads and then black list the company out of spite. And I do that brain surgery with a backhoe. Because of a certain marketing campaign for a Mission: Impossible movie, I’m never paying to see an action movie of any kind ever again. Because they annoyed me too much in 2015 or so. And because of Dr. Squatch, I think when I’m out of my current supply of Dial I’m going to start making my own soap.

Pyr_Pressure,

Once a brand makes it onto my blacklist it doesn’t matter how much advertisement I see for it.

HP can spend $1m on ads and force me to watch them but I’ll never spend a dollar on them.

Adobe, Dell, and many more have made my list.

captain_aggravated,
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LIkewise. Dell has 100% made my list.

havokdj, in Baking seems like so much more fun

Should have replaced Oppenheimer with Walter white

ipkpjersi, in Is nothing sacred?

I haven’t had sobe in years, now I want to try it and I can’t. Great.

NoSpiritAnimal, in toilet humour
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Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.

Zacryon,
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HiddenLayer5,
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Look at this plebian making contact with the toilet when shitting. What’s wrong, not enough thigh strength?

/s

Kase,

What if you need to sit? I’m gonna guess this is a joke

occhionaut,

Free kegels!!

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

Especially common for public bathrooms in Asia and parts of Europe, specifically because there is no direct skin contact which reduces risk of infection. There are also claims that you poop easier squatting than sitting.

Nommer, in *Crickets*

Pick a fight with a right wing boomer. They’ll never stop replying lol

Kusimulkku,

From what I’ve seen you’ll spent a while searching for one here

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