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Pohl, in ironic

Man some of y’all are just wildin’ out.

YOU hired these people to keep secrets so that YOU could enjoy advantages over people from other nations. YOU spend a shit ton of money to make sure that they do a good job. YOU should be pissed when those things get leaked because your employees fucked up.

If you want us to be full disclosure with the Chinese and Russian governments (as well as everyone else). Start voting for that, and expect that your peers (other voters) are going to strongly disagree.

Anticorp,

You’ve massively overestimated the amount of influence I have.

deaf_fish,

I think you might be missing the point of the meme.

It’s not that governments keeping secrets is bad. It’s that “You have nothing to hide” is problematic.

FlyingSquid, in Literally dinosaurs
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ever seen a wild turkey? They’re basically velociraptors. The toms have big sharp spurs on their legs and they will attack you if they even think you’re looking at a hen funny.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ff83ce03-e4a5-445d-9431-693412dbde84.png

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Delicious raptors

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not disputing that. But if you want to kill them, do it from a distance.

For all I know, bear is delicious too, but I wouldn’t want to face one off up close.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Shit, I know that Deer and Antelope are delicious. I still wouldn’t want to attack either one with anything less than a modern compound bow and arrow.

A7thStone,

Bear is delicious, and good point.

No_Eponym, (edited )
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Who’s to say all raptors for all time have not been similarly delicious? Based on how every bird I’ve eaten so far has been yummy, I’m guessing a breaded, bacon-wrapped V. osmolskae would be tits.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I could get into this kind of Paleo diet.

lightnsfw,

Chunky velociraptors

Exusia, in Literally dinosaurs
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

I love how this screenshot still has the trimmings of the original device including the battery as if it was necessary for the rest of the meme.

dustyData,

I commend your commitment to not only not tracing the original capture. But posting a heavily compressed bad quality screenshot, that was badly cropped anyways.

And some people say shitposting isn’t art.

Cheradenine,

It’s the confluence of Readymades and Primitivism

polysexualstick, in It's all downhill from here

It really depends though. In a lot of places, life for gay young people for example is a lot less shitty than it was for gay people 40 years ago

Blackmist,

Bloody gays, causing the rent to go up! 😠

intensely_human,

It’s Rainbownomics!

ganove,

The funny thing is, that many boomers dislike exactly that fact about generations younger than them. They think because esp. Millenials and Genz learned to name and voice their feelings, they are weak.

It is incredible mental gymnastics, however a lot of boomers tend to blame this “weakness” for economical struggle of younger generations.

Surp, (edited )
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

That all depends on where you live. That’s gone backwards in certain areas/states in the US the last few years.

woodgen, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

Germany is the same but without the bullet trains and the robots wiping your ass.

t8r, (edited )

Well, also plus random homeless guy yelling at you about Vladimir Lenin, the roads looking like Romania ca. 1983 and a cadre of stern government employees showing up out of nowhere to shout “NEIN!!” and disappear. Very futuristic in a sort of Metro 2033 way.

thegreenguy,
@thegreenguy@sopuli.xyz avatar

As a Romanian, that would be overestimating our ability to maintain roads.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Roads? Where we’re going we won’t NEED roads!

It’s Romania, we’re going to Romania.

s_s,

Yeah, when I think of Germany, I think of papers.

PersnickityPenguin,

Germany doesn’t have bidets? France does.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Bidet as it may

joshi,

we have plenty of bullet trains - 367 last I checked, plus bullet trains from other countries - they’re just chronically late because of car-focused policies over the last decades causing the infrastructure to basically rot away.

still no ass-wiping robots though, maybe one day…

woodgen,

yeah we have a bunch of ICEs, but no transrapid for us. japan has a bunch of maglev trains.

PersnickityPenguin,

Japan has one maglev line under construction with a completion date set for 2045.

sagrotan, (edited ) in Night vs Morning people
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

I tried my whole life to get up early, one day I just gave up. Started my own company, bought a house - now I live and work like nature made me. No, I wear clothes, it’s just the sleep. Btw it’s interesting when you’re hiring how many people are like that and love the hours. I can recommend that to every night person.

Strawberry,

I want to work for a company like yours 🥲

ytrav,

that sounds like a cool sitcom TV show idea about a seemingly normal company except they work at night — like a vampire version of The Office

v81,

Shut up and take my money.

tdawg, (edited )

Most of the startups I’ve worked for dont have any of their meetings until nearly lunch time to account for the fact that most programmers stay up late

MystikIncarnate,

It’s unfortunate that most business owners seem to be morning people and demand that all of their employees do the same.

I’m barely functional by 8 AM and you want me to DRIVE? And DO WORK before 10 AM?

I swear, I do 80% of my work between 2PM and 5PM.

Bakkoda, in Santa works one day at least

I’m still looking for that office chair with a side car. One day…

fosforus, (edited ) in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

Plus the highest debt/GDP ratio in the world by far.

edit Oh wait, Venezuela topped them. Well done, socialism!

dangblingus, (edited )

Venezuela hasn’t been socialist for a while. I don’t see their workers owning the means of production.

Wisest_wizard,

Well… debt/GDP ratio and its effects depends on how well are you able to service the debt and how much is the confidence on GSecs… P.S. Japan is considered one of the safest when it comes to GSecs

DreBeast,

Venezuela and Japan have the highest, but you forgot to mention the United States is 12th -“While the U.S. boasts the highest GDP in the world, it nonetheless spends more than it earns. Major contributors to the national debt include the world’s largest military budget, tax cuts (which reduce government income and rarely result in a corresponding increase in economic growth), COVID-19 relief efforts, and mandatory-but-underfunded programs such as Medicare.”

Brunei and Afghanistan have the lowest. You need a better metric to make your pro neo liberal take💀

Source - worldpopulationreview.com/…/debt-to-gdp-ratio-by-…

MeanEYE, in King
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

What is he listening to?

Asked no one ever.

FlyingSquid, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone who is saying there is nothing wrong with cash is right. However, there is one major drawback to cash which is no longer a big problem in societies which are mostly cashless. Namely, if your wallet gets stolen and you have $300 in it, you’ve lost that $300 forever. If your wallet gets stolen and they get your cards, you can just cancel them and aren’t even charged for fraudulent purchases.

I realize that means less privacy, but I can’t afford to lose that kind of money just walking to the supermarket to buy groceries.

herrwoland,
@herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

They solved that problem by having no thieves lol

potustheplant,

I was just in Japan and how safe it was blew my mind.

AnagrammadiCodeina,

This sentence makes me laugh. Where are you from?

potustheplant,

Argentina, unfortunately.

shasta,

Probably Detroit

tpihkal,

You also won’t have that money to spend if the power goes out.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Manual credit card machines have existed long before electronic ones.

tpihkal,

That’s just absurd. Who the hell has one anymore? Not to mention they require the card to be embossed and not all are anymore.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You can literally write down the number on a piece of paper and a price and let the bank know or enter it manually when the power goes back on. This simply isn’t a problem unless society collapses and if that happens, cash will be worthless too.

tpihkal,

I’ve worked in multiple retail stores and not a single one of them would do that. If the power went out, they lock the door. So that absolutely doesn’t work in the short term.

Long term? Idk, how long can you hold out w/o spending money?

Aux,

If the power goes out on a global scale, you won’t be able to spend cash either.

escaped_cruzader,

Wallet in a cashless society? Are you stuck in the early 2000’s?

Now, cashless means Phones+NFC, which means when your wallet, a.k.a your phone, gets stolen you get taken somewhere until you allow access to your phone and banking apps where there should be an easy 10~30k in savings + loans they can extract

GG

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You think people don’t have and use credit and debit cards anymore? Really?

HikingVet,

Where you getting the 10k figure, and how many people do you know who would have thay on hand.

escaped_cruzader,

Here in Brazil most better-off people have access to that in easy-to-contract loans in banking apps like Nubank, etc

Beelzebob,

People have savings? Sounds like the 90s.

lazycouchpotato,
@lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world avatar

“Taking you somewhere” is far too much effort. They can just watch you enter your passcode on your phone in a bar, then swipe your phone from you and gain access to all your accounts.

youtu.be/QUYODQB_2wQ

s_s,

Biometrics are good for some things.

TauZero,

Yeah, for getting kidnapped 🤣

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

This scenario is of course impossible if you only carry cards or money 🤷

/s

escaped_cruzader,

Banking app access ransom isn’t the same as the good old ransom family for money, the risk/reward ratio is so much better

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

For me, the main drawback is rather than you need to get to a machine to get your physical money pieces regularly. Sometimes you run out, there’s no machine, or you have no time to find one, and it can put you in troubles, like being stuck in the middle of transit or getting at the cashier and realizing you don’t have enough.

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Before I kind of blundered unintentionally into going mostly cashless, I’d just get cash out when I went grocery shopping. But thankfully by the time I was in charge of my own money it was pretty rare to need to spend money without the option of paying via EFTPOS.

pirat,

Thanks for teaching me the abbreviation EFTPOS.

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Welcome :)

It was pretty common to hear people talk about it for a span of about 10-20 years in Australia. For as long as I can remember every bank gave you a card that was not a “true” credit or debit card, but would work in the EFTPOS machines of any domestic store. They were called Redicards, and were basically debit cards you couldn’t use online (once internet shopping became a thing), but worked in ATMs, stores etc. Even back in the 00s it was rare to see someone pulling out a cheque book to pay for anything, and now it’s basically unheard of. Talking to US friends I get the impression Australia beat them to this level of wide-spread electronic payments, by quite a margin.

This year the Redicard network is shutting down and I just got issued a second Visa debit card by my bank to replace it. End of an era…

HelloHotel, (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Your in a cash+card hybrid country, right? In my country at least, you can go into a chain grocery store, buy somthing (doesnt matter what) and pull a small to medium amount of cash from your card. They are (slowly as to not alert people) trying to tear that system down and go cashless.

pascal, (edited )

Valid point. But I assure you if you lose your wallet in Japan with $300 in it (because, statistically, nobody will steal your wallet), you’ll find it at the police station next day.

(That’s the most statistical thing that can happen, please do not try.)

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Went there on vacation recently and my girlfriend left her luggage in an elevator and forgot it for 15 minutes. It was at the police box a block over.

pascal,

Finally a positive post on Lemmy!

CaptainSpaceman,

im gonna press X to doubt that you carry $300 to the grocery store, let alone that you carry that much groceries by hand while walking home

FryHyde,

Yeah homie I dunno there. I’m in Quebec right now and it’s extremely rare for me to get out of even a simple grocery run for less than $200. I could easily carry home 300 dollars worth of groceries, even buying mostly generics.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

$300 is not at all unusual for groceries these days if you have a family.

tpihkal, (edited )

It is not hard to rack up $300 in groceries where I live. I’m lucky to walk out w/o spending at least $100 for my smaller trips.

And that’s just for me.

PersnickityPenguin,

$100 is my weekly beer bill.

PersnickityPenguin,

I had my wallet stolen years ago, within an hour someone had purchased thousands of $$$ worth of MacBook pros from the Apple store.

Don’t lose your debit card!!! The bank doesn’t do charge backs!

kameecoding,

how?

they would need a pin for that, for contactless payment there is a limit, I believe 200 euros in my country.

so did you write your pin down on a paper and put it in your wallet or do you have your money stored at a terrible bank?

tpihkal,

I don’t know about elsewhere, but in the US you can run a debit card as a credit card without needing the pin. Pin is only required for cash back.

LittleTransPunk, in Help what do I do next
@LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world avatar

This is a constant conundrum for me. Being asexual isn’t always clearly communicated.

therealjcdenton, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

Cash society is a bad thing since when

Aux,

Since forever.

dangblingus,

Psyop to make people think that electronic is superior.

Chev, in Night vs Morning people

Literlly my roomate. He sometimes even goes through the house with a horn.

Those are the moments I wish for not living with him together.

BaardFigur, in Santa works one day at least

Is that Windows XP?

Johanno,

The best Windows before the year of Linux desktops /s

idunnololz, in They don't stop coming
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I’m coming alright ;)

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