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Anticorp, in King

Feeling like a little kid…

Unfortunately this song always reminds me of the Brian White story from the 80’s. :(

ivanafterall, in Where's my cooking show already?
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An excuse to add: The Bear Season 2 was one of my favorite seasons of television EVER. If it tickles your fancy even a little, do yourself a favor and watch it.

ilhamagh,

YES, CHEF !

Denalduh,

HERD CHEF

NaoPb,

Cool. I was kind of stuck in the beginning of season 2 but I’ll see it through now.

Rofunka,

I paused after the fishes episode and didn’t go back for a good bit. I went back and finished earlier this week and it was well worth it. The last few episodes are awesome

NaoPb,

Thanks

veroxii,

Fork is probably one of the best episodes of television ever made.

Godric,

I really liked 3 Fishes, but Forks was just fucking phenomenal

ivanafterall,
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They're a perfect 1-2 punch. One just breaks you down (I did NOT expect that--longest-feeling hour of television I can recall). Followed by the balm of Forks, which you've fucking earned.

themusicman,

I really enjoyed S1 and was worried S2 would get stale. Holy shit was I wrong

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

This was me, exactly. I had predicted they couldn't do it again, but they really knocked it out of the park. Now, again, I don't see how they keep it going a third time at that level. I would love to be proven wrong again, but how?

DarkGamer, (edited ) in Where's my cooking show already?
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Add a handful of frozen stir fry veggies and some slices of Chinese sausage too, then pretend like you have a lazy stoner Michelin star.

amio, in What nice vibes

... so...?

balderdash9, in Where's my cooking show already?
The_Picard_Maneuver,
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It’s really your fault for attempting something so complicated

beckerist,
agent_flounder, in Where's my cooking show already?
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Toss some cheap canned mushrooms in there. Top Chef!

TheAlbatross,

I find dried mushrooms are tastier and they add umami to the broth, but it adds cooking time, so it’s really a matter of preference.

ComicalMayhem,

Ok so I’ve been wondering how other people do this. I’ve heard so many different takes on how to use dried mushrooms but I have no idea which is the best way. What I’ve been doing is using dried shitake mushrooms, washing and cutting them into small slices, then putting them in a small bowl of water in the fridge to rehydrate for at least 30 minutes, then, after adding the seasoning to the ramen pot, I dump both the mushrooms and the water they were soaked in into the broth. I don’t know how much flavor it adds tho. How have you been doing it? And what mushrooms?

TheAlbatross, (edited )

I’m using dried mushrooms that look very similar to shiitake but are not labeled shiitake that I get from a Chinese grocer (they taste similar and are cheaper by weight).

There are two methods I use for two different purposes, though my reasoning for such is fairly arbitrary.

When making stir fry or similar dishes where I want sliced mushrooms, I wash the dried mushrooms, then pour boiling water over them and let them sit for 15 minutes or so or until they are thoroughly soft. Then I’ll squeeze em out and use like fresh. I’ll save the water (now brownish with mushroom… flavor?) for use as veggie broth in any situation.

When making noodle soups, I am far lazier. I will wash the dried mushrooms then place them directly into a pot with about a third more water (tap, room temp, or boiling from the kettle, that’s faster) than I think I need for soup and simply boil them over medium-high heat, covered, for about 10 minutes until they’re plump. This results in seemingly less potent, but still noticeable, mushroom broth. Then I add my other ingredients as is appropriate. I eat these whole as they have a meaty texture I enjoy in my mainly veg soups and I honestly cannot be assed to cut them after they plump up if I’ve already decided to make an easy noodle soup.

For what it’s worth, I’m sure using method one and including the resulting broth in the soup would work just fine, it’s just that I am determined to make my lazy hot pot noodle soup a one-pot affair.

I’ve found some brands of dried mushrooms need trimming or else the stem is too woody and hard, even with soaking. Some brands don’t need this. Your milage will vary and I hope this helps!

TheAlbatross, in Where's my cooking show already?

Buy blocks of hot pot seasoning to keep in the freezer and cut off a small portion to taste to throw in there for a major flavor upgrade.

cheesymoonshadow,
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Ooh, this sounds like a game-changer.

bruhduh, in Second Cousins
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You have family reunions?

thorbot, in Wow, everyone in the past must have been gorgeous!

I will never not laugh at this fucking statue, its just too funny. Ultimate Fuck-My-Shit-Up vibes

Dettweiler42, in Where's my cooking show already?

If you want to kick it up another notch, add a few drops of sesame oil to it, too.

Alteon, (edited )

To one up this one-up, use chili oil instead.

You can also add chili flakes, green onions, and thinly sliced meats such as bacon, spam, or chicken. You can also cheaply garnish with nori and sesame seeds. Or just top that shit with a slice of American Cheese. That’s fine too.

sour,
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peanut butter

Alteon,

Helllll yes. Is surprisingly delicious.

Alexstarfire,

You have strayed from God’s light.

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

who god

brewbellyblueberry,

Peanut butter is going too far but american fucking cheese is fine? I don’t even wanna know what they put in that shit to make you call want to eat it so much.

Peanut butter is used in noodles and asian cooking plenty and it’s great.

Alexstarfire,

Well, we’re talking about ramen or other similar soup packets. Both are abominations for that IMO.

American cheese has it’s place when you need it to melt into things. A base for other cheeses to be added but not the sole flavor.

Peanut butter? I’ll just eat that shit out the jar. Won’t be without a jar in my house.

brewbellyblueberry, (edited )

Again, peanut butter is used plenty in noodles and noodle soups and it works great. Each to their own though. Just saying. Abomination is literally exaggering it. Literally learned to use peanut butter with noodles from Asian people.

JackFrostNCola,

For sure,Peanut butter is just a cheap way to do satay noodles/chicken/etc. (rather than proper satay sauce)

theneverfox,
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Interestingly enough, I spent a summer interning in France. I got homesick and was craving peanut butter, looked for it at the store, learned the word - they had no idea what I was talking about. Showed them it written down and a picture and everything

My host family told me you could find it in the international isle, but looked at me weird… They said they only ate it as a high calorie snack when they went skiing

My point is, even though I’m constantly disappointed by even “fancy” wine and cheese a decade later, a spoon full of peanut butter is a fantastic way to shut down hunger pangs for a few hours.

Honestly, it’s better without bread or toast - that’s just empty carbs anyways. I started getting coconut flakes to sprinkle on top… It’s an easy way to class it up without adding calories or effort… It’s basically a no-bake protein cookie at that point

AlecSadler,

I’ve yet to master proper green onion quantity, any tips?

Also do you use a mix of the harder white part and the green?

Alteon,

Cook with the white part, finish with the green. Quantity is subjective, put as much as looks appealing. I put probably 2-3 tbsp.

More, thinner cuts = stronger taste. If you just want that bright pop of green in a dish, use longer cuts like 1+" long. Check out how they do it with stirfries.

Also. NEVER EVER EVER, throw away the bulb at the end. Put it in dirt, and you’ll grow massive bunches of green onion. After like 10-20 bulbs, I just get year round massive stalks of green onion - it’s fantastic and comes back every year.

TheAlbatross,

Can you tell me more about growing onions from the bulbs? I usually cut mine fairly close to the root growth at the bottom, maybe leaving 1 cm of onion white, and throw it in the freezer with other veggie scraps to later boil and clarify for broth, but I am CONSTANTLY buying green onions for soups, dumplings, stirfries, grilling, what-have-you, so I’m very interested in this idea. I live in apartment with a bay window which is ripe for a planter, so this sounds potentially very useful.

Alteon, (edited )

It’d be perfect in a planter. You can shove a bunch in there about an 1" or 2" apart. They will get MASSIVE. Like 3x bigger in diameter (not leek big, but still). I probably have about 10-20 bulbs going, and just keep cutting until I have enough for whatever dish I need. I never run out… It takes a short bit for them to get established, but it was one of the best things I’ve done in awhile. I never have to buy them any more…been going that way for almost 3 years now.

TheAlbatross,

Wow wow wow, this really does sound great! How much of the bulb are you saving from the onion to replant?

Alteon,

I probably left 1-2" or so along the bottom. You could likely get away with shorter than that honestly.

Axxi, (edited ) in What nice vibes

I had never viewed this commercial before today. After reading the comments here, naturally I wanted to see it for myself and followed a link. I honestly didn’t see anything other than standard sibling interactions. The early morning “dreamy-style” lighting (prime coffee drinking time) is the only thing that gave off a romantic atmosphere of any kind. From the comments here it’s clear others see something between the two across but it feels like a bit of a reach to me.

dangblingus,

This is definitely not normal sibling interactions. It is categorically creepy and the direction makes it seem like theyre romantic partners.

Kusimulkku,

You have some massive sexual tension between your siblings.

And that’s hot

dudinax, (edited )

Sorry, but gen Xers weren’t allowed to express genuine feelings for siblings.

Thteven,
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sleet01,
@sleet01@lemmy.ca avatar

“We’ve secretly replaced Chet’s coffee with a Pershing missile, let’s see if he notices…”

Kusimulkku,

Nothing more genuine than sex between siblings

postmateDumbass, (edited )

gen Xers weren’t allowed to express feelings

thisbenzingring, (edited )

its why we were the slacker generation and the laziest generation and the … well they didn’t start the generation name calling with the Millennials, you could say.

JohnDClay, (edited )

I thought it was referring to the parody continuation.

youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ

zaph,

Definitely is

Perfide,

Which was only made because people got incest vibes from the original…

ladicius,

First time I realise it’s not the original 😳

Axxi,

Okay…the parody was funny. Lol. Thank you for sharing that.

GeneralEmergency,

It’s just the porn addicted weirdos whose first thought was incest.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

Pretty much everyone thought it was a weird commercial, that’s why it blew up. Even Wikipedia calls it the incest ad lmao

SendMePhotos,

I agree. It didn’t seem out there. Seemed like honest love of another. Idk.

BUT… The incest version is SUPER funny.

AlfredEinstein,

Sis has some hungry eyes

Bro is playing it cool

ChexMax,

I think if you go into it knowing they’re siblings, it’s all fine and normal. The rest of us saw the commercial blind, naturally interpreted the relationship as romantic and then were surprised to learn they’re siblings and the recalibration was funny. If you have no context, and you’re trying to interpret what the relationship is, at the beginning it definitely resembles a romantic relationship more than a sibling friendship

pascal,

The rest of us saw the commercial blind, naturally interpreted the relationship as romantic

But… the first single word the actress said was “SISTER!” while pointing at herself…

AgentGrimstone,

I thought that was a really weird thing to say. I wonder if Folgers also thought the two were romantic so they half ass fixed with “Just make her say ‘sister’ to establish they’re siblings and call it a day.”

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Do you have siblings? Because the way they are portrayed on pornhub is not how it really is

Axxi,

I’m the eldest of four.

Peppycito,

Hubba hubba

ininewcrow, in Second Cousins
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How about being born into a family, going through life and never having anyone tell you who is related to who, how and whatever family secrets that you shouldn’t take about.

Then get to 20 years of age and everyone treats you like an idiot for not knowing that aunt Margaret had a secret affair in 1975 had an illigitiment child who is your best friend, then she got married, divorced had three other children from different men and you always thought that their father died a long ago. No one talks about any of this but you are somehow supposed to know.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

This is, uhh, oddly specific…? You ok?

balderdash9,

Why would they have to tell you? Everyone knows!! /s

ininewcrow,
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One of my favourite responses from family members goes something like … how did you not know that was your mothers, uncle, second cousin through marriage, stepson’s foster child? Don’t you even know your own family?

I have a ton of family in a variety of situations either through marriage, divorce, commonlaw, one night stands, rape, incest, undetermined, suspected, or just unknown … it’s also an Indigenous family so it gets weird sometimes when you have all brown family members and then an oddball white child that came out of left field, no explanation, no one talks about it, yet the white looking child is no different in culture and language than any of the rest of the family. I have two cousins who could pass off as completely white but their first language is Ojibway-Cree and they were born and raised like brown little old me.

And it gets hilariously insane quickly too … the whole family will complain about the indian-wanna-bes and pretendians … while our white looking cousins are sitting right next to us agreeing to everything we’re saying.

Families are weird … Native families are on another level

shalafi,

I FEEL that. I thought another man was my father until 8th grade.

“Who’s this Steve guy you’re talking about?”

Everyone looked at me like I just grew a second head.

callouscomic,

Feels like the same families that don’t teach you a damn thing about how to be an adult and then treat you like shit for making any mistakes in life.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in What nice vibes
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YaksDC,

Of course, because the Bible loves incest.

teft,
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Most of us know because we remember the commercial. We don’t need jesus, the writers for folgers need jesus.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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I remember the commercial and I never thought they were fucking

Stamets,
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My sister was like 12 when that came out and even she looked at me and said “Were not brother and sister like that, are we?”

Kusimulkku,

So you just thought they wanted to, right?

half_built_pyramids, in What nice vibes

Wasn’t there a funny or die that made this actually about bro sis marry? lol

SkyezOpen,
tacosanonymous, in What nice vibes

Pretty sure that’s not a folger’s commercial.

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