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GoosLife, in Bottle of that good stuff

I would genuinely love to try this one day. I just want to know what it’s like.

Okkai,

Same. It sounds like a good time

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Bottle of that good stuff

Oh yes, good old g/floz

misophist,

grs. is grains, not grams. 1 grain is about 1/15 gram, or 65mg.

figjam, in Bottle of that good stuff

I wonder what this stuff tasted like

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Can’t taste anything when you’re instantly unconscious

stoicmaverick,

It probably tastes like nothing because it instantly numbed your tongue.

samus12345, in Bottle of that good stuff
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Nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below

We had to walk butt-naked through 40 miles of snow

Worked in the coal mines 22 hours a day for just half a cent

Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

trones,

Didn’t have no swimming pool when I was just a lad, our neighbors septic tank was the closest thing we had!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Luxury!

creditCrazy,
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Replace coal mining with flipping burgers at mc Donald’s and that’s just today

stoicmaverick,
DudeDudenson, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

My English accent usually depends on the most common accent in the podcasts I’ve been hearing that week

SubArcticTundra,
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Lmao

teft, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.
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It’s just as bad in spanish. I’m an american with a colombian paisa accent in spanish and it messes with the mexicans. They love it since it’s not what they usually hear.

Tedesche,

Whenever someone who speaks Spanish asks me if I speak it, I always respond, “Oon pokeeto, paro solaminty en oon assento Gringo.” Gets either a laugh or a groan every time. 😈

Anamnesis,

I think Americans usually learn Mexican Spanish. That’s definitely what I learned, güey.

Damaskox, (edited ) in ATBGE?
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Damaskox, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.
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I think Finnish school teaches the American pronunciation.

In my case; western games further hammered that down between my ears.

lugal,

Interesting. German schools teach British English. It’s with time that I was more and more influenced by American English but first and foremost I have a strong German accent

ADTJ,

In the UK, schools largely teach European French/Spanish/etc.

I wish more European countries would teach European (British) English.

SubArcticTundra,
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Teaching British English would certainly feel the most appropriate as it is the local variant

Damdy,

You can teach whatever, the kids are still going to get way more exposure to American accents than British from tv and movies.

Kusimulkku,

I think it was British pronunciation considering that (at least when I was still in school) we also learned to write British English instead of American English.

Later on in high school they said you could write either, but you had to stick to one or it would count as a mistake.

Damaskox,
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When were you in school?

I think about the 2000-2011 time period (from 3rd grade to trade school).

Kusimulkku, (edited )

Around that same time. Searching online I didn’t find anything saying it’s either one but rather both with both being acceptable (but not mixing as mentioned). Seems to depend on the teacher with lot of the older (possibly now retired) teachers being more familiar and teaching British English, sometimes as the only “correct” one and younger (not particularly young now) generation of teachers being more familiar with American English and teaching primarily that.

So, depends. Both are taught, there’s no unified policy for preference of one over another that I could find.

Damaskox,
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Okay cool.
There's a chance that I had a British English teacher back in the secondary school...I don't recall much, let alone speaking British myself.

Kusimulkku,

At one point I had one of those teachers that thought British English was the only correct one. She was a real superfan of the British royal family and took sickdays or just made us watch with her if there was some televised event hah.

kamenlady, in ATBGE?
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The first time you walk towards this car, it’s like fucking ugly, hate this car. But when you enter the car it’s love. It has to smell decently like hubba bubba watermelon gum though, the old ones.

The magic ends, when you exit the car and close the door. Then it’s ugly again, disgusting even.

snausagesinablanket, (edited ) in Bottle of that good stuff
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They just released Bill Cosby’s recipe for Saturday nights at the playboy mansion.

IWantToFuckSpez, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

I like to speak in an old timey movie gangster accent ya see.

SubArcticTundra,
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Somebody needs to speak the extinct Hollywood transatlantic accent. I’ve found that some US celebrities still seem to have it

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I love that accent and would watch the news if it were still delivered like that.

SubArcticTundra,
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Absolutely

teft,
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Lets start an ESL school that only teaches the transatlantic accent and see if we can revive it.

corrupts_absolutely, in ATBGE?

GTAGE

LazaroFilm,
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I think you mean ATBGE (AwfulTasteButGreatExecution)

takenaps,

I think he means Great Taste And Great Execution

LemmyKnowsBest,

He said what he meant and he meant what he said.

vodkasolution, in ATBGE?

That’s a community that’s missing! OP should open it and post this gem as first submission

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I was all ready to go make it, but apparently it already exists!

Naja_Kaouthia, in ATBGE?
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You know what, I like it. Smells like watermelon bubblegum in my imagination.

TotallyNotSpez, (edited ) in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

How about Northside Dubliners picking a Dub Southside accent to sound posher, or Southsiders picking a Northside Dub accent to sound more gangsta? It’s an actual thing. ^^

dojan,
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Speaking of Irish accents! First time I heard someone with a Cork accent I lost my shit. It sounds exactly like a Scanian (Southern Sweden) person speaking with an Irish accent. It’s delightful.

TotallyNotSpez,

Whenever I meet people from Cork, I always think they’re either reading a poem or singing a song to me. Which can be quite unnerving, to be honest.

SubArcticTundra,
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Are they bad singers?

dojan,
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Hahaha. I love that.

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