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buzz86us, (edited ) in Stop or gas it?

Why the hell do stop lights go from green to red in 2 milliseconds? What even is the yellow for if it changes so fast?

5too,

In most places, you’ve got a few seconds to clear the intersection. In some places, they fiddle with the timings to let traffic cops write tickets.

Scubus, in Bottle of that good stuff

Next time, instead of asking if someone is pregnant, just ask if they are anodyne expectorant.

Quentinp, in Bottle of that good stuff
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Some of Sassy’s special stuff right there!

GoosLife,

Stellar reference

Quentinp,
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you talkin’ to me?

SeeingWhereThisGoes,

Is this a The big Lez show reference? I just found that series today and that would be quite the coincidence

Quentinp,
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Yeah lol xD

DragonTypeWyvern, in Was it not ripe enough or something?

Why was it this post that reminded me I never finished Red Dead Redemption 2?

Tammo-Korsai, in You'll have to be quicker than that
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Bunnylux, in You'll have to be quicker than that
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Entire body rolls to the ground, dark souls style. You are behind the doctor and you have the hammer. It’s a critical hit.

dvlsg,
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Nah, just blast him when he starts to swing. Easy visceral!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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The doctor didn’t plan for i-frames

tigeruppercut,

The Doctor in Voyager is holding one of the reflex hammer thingies in the 5th season ep Latent Images. Nice to know reflex checking tech didn’t advance in 400 years.

bullshitter, in You'll have to be quicker than that

Oh u funny guy

LongbottomLeaf, in Bottle of that good stuff

Is it 7*(1-2) = 7 to 14grs, or 7+(1-2) = 8 to 9grs?

Also love the range of potential error. Plus or minus 1gr? Eh, it’s fine.

TuEstUnePommeDeTerre,

Those are probably fractional grains. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_(unit)

Ultraviolet,

Oh, not grams. I thought the dosage seemed high.

LongbottomLeaf,

So “7 1-2” should be read as 7.5? Do you know if there is a difference between “grs” and “GRS”?

Orbituary,
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Yeah. Lack of standard notation or standardized font for ingredients. No regulations in ppace for legibility.

schmidtster,

Big words big GRS, little words little grs. The GR and GRS is what should be questioned.

Zron,

Considering the active ingredients seem to be listed in bold, I think it’s safe to assume that it was just simpler to use all caps for one part of the label and lower case on the other half.

GRS probably stands for grains. A grain in 1/7000th of a pound, so these is actually not that much per serving. Unless this is using British Imperial Units, which are different from American standard Units. If it’s British imperial, I don’t know how much this is meant to mean.

andrew_bidlaw, in The quickest way to be sure
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I like the fact that a couple of times I’ve printed misheard lyrics, there were sites dedicated to that. I believe the last time it was something from RHCP that I’ve seen misattributed to another band.

Zaphod, in You'll have to be quicker than that

The doctor did say reflex, not reaction

Annoyed_Crabby, in You'll have to be quicker than that

Parried the doctor

CADmonkey, in Stop or gas it?

This is vehicle-dependent for me.

If I’m in the car and it turns yellow in time for me to stop normally and gently, I’ll stop. If I’m on my bike I will go through the yellow, in case the person behind me isnt paying attention.

Seudo,

Even when it looks like they do see you, best to imagine every driver is a homicidal maniac.

CADmonkey,

I just assume they are all oblivious and are using both brain cells to scroll facebook.

TheRealLinga, in You'll have to be quicker than that

I’m totally dodging next time they try to hammer me!

lowleveldata, in The quickest way to be sure

Can you get copy right strike if you sing a cappella?

Flaimbot, in The quickest way to be sure

fastest? dunno bout that. last time i got a notification like 10 yrs after my video was uploaded

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