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Gakomi, in Let me load it

Not gonna lie in my case it’s a loading problem cause I hear and my hearing si fine but it comes up jumbled and then after 1 to 3 seconds the brain process what I heard.

vox, in It can't be stopped
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

these are mostly enterprise systems right? like terminals/pos stuff where the system is responsible for just running the ui?

dual_sport_dork, (edited )
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Possibly. There is an embedded version of XP that’s meant to be run on kiosks, control panels, thin clients, and such. Its support was finally ended in 2016, but I’m sure there are still machines around someplace still working that have it baked-in. Probably in ROM in some cases.

scottywh,

More likely to mostly be 3rd world countries

Drinvictus, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Hollywood’s standards for women are just a normal woman’s body. Hollywood’s standard for men is the body of a greek god.

FiskFisk33,

I agree with your second statement. Though your first statement is borderline moronic.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Nothing “borderline” about it. That statement is 100% moronic.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m struggling to think of any famous women who look like they weigh 170 lbs. It’s either Margot Robbie or Lizzo, there’s not a lot in between

debil, in It can't be stopped

its

Kiosade,

To be fair, whomever decided to use an apostrophe to indicate possession AND abbreviation clearly didn’t think through all the possible conflicts before going ahead and making it a thing. Should have made a separate symbol for one of them.

w2tpmf,

Yes, thousands of years of established language development is wrong … not the individual who is unable to learn what millions of others have been able to.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes, thousands of years of established language development is wrong

Yes, it is. Island has an ‘s’ in it as a stylistic choice to Latinize a word that has no Latin root. Literally is now defined as “not literally” which is absurd. That’s established language development.

If people keep using “it’s” as possessive then it will become possessive, and nothing will be lost.

Leg,

Language sticklers are an interesting phenomenon to me. Language has always evolved with its users. The only rule is that we understand each other when we use it, and that rule allows massive flexibility. Watching it evolve in real-time is more fun than trying to police someone for using an apostrophe.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Language sticklers are an interesting phenomenon to me

It’s weird if you think about it. They’re basically saying “English was exactly correct at an arbitrary moment in time that I chose.” Anything different before that (such as ‘iland’) is wrong, but any new changes are an abomination.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

That’s totally not fair. Some things are more wrong than others. And the “everything is correct even” language people are just as insufferable as the “there is exactly one correct usage” people.

Using it’s instead of its is not slang, or an evolving use or alternative spelling. It’s simply wrong.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t disagree that it’s wrong, but I had no difficulty understanding the sentence so I don’t care. The correction is just a distraction.

mmagod,

i’m glad this is being discussed. i felt like i was among very few in how i felt about that use of its vs it’s.

just say “it is” and use it’s as the possessive… like every other word in the language and stop failing people on exams

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

So should we use your’s too? and hi’s?

mmagod,

those are pronouns…

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

I don’t understand what this is in response to. What do you think it is?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_personal_pronouns#C…

mmagod,

sure if we want to get granular, then yes “it” is a pronoun as well… it’s just not typically used when referring to a person

the irony behind my use of “it” just now though…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Monty Python’s Flying Circus!

Anticorp,

Welcome to the Ministry of Silly Walks.

cyberpunk007, (edited )

Windows XP outliving two of it is successors.

Default_Defect, in Icon design
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Label the whole picture as “Never happy about anything”

Mr_Blott, in I think we've been had

To be fair - makes fun of them for being the only one that still uses it

sunbrrnslapper,

Myanmar and Liberia also use it!

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Really? 'Cause you never think of those other two as having their shit together.

brbposting,

Downvoters might’ve missed Archer! (Invidious)

Kusimulkku,

I think even Myanmar is moving away from the old units and to metric en.wikipedia.org/…/Myanmar_units_of_measurement#A…

sunbrrnslapper,

There is another Wikipedia article that says they are still making the move as of 2023 and that the us has an official policy to adopt it. 🤷

someguy3, in I think we've been had

FYI: The US doesn’t use Imperial, they use US Customary. Volumes are different. Troy weights are usually called Troy (ounces).

platypus_plumba,

Is that supposed to be better?

someguy3,

Just more confusing!

ForgotAboutDre,

No it’s worse, because they use the same names for different volumes and weights.

hughesdikus,

A standard which is a “newer” version of an old standard, when a new objectively better standard already exists to replace it.

You tell me.

bouh,

It’s like standard in computers. It’s not meant to be better, it’s meant to imprison the user with the company tools.

hughesdikus,

Except a country doesnt need anything like that. What is the US afraid of? That its people will suddenly move to Zimbabwe and be happy?

If there was a genuine benefit to having different standards than rest of the world, then just like wars, more countries would be having them

US has had millions, if not billions of dollars of losses due to this madness and has itself tried switching to metric system.

The fact the imperial system itself is now based on the metric system tells you enough

hemko,

Well it depends. Open standards are created to hopefully catch on by multiple manufacturers and make the interoperability better to make it easier for both consumers and manufacturers.

Proprietary standards are just simply to lock you into their ecosystem.

Zagorath, in I think we've been had
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Britain hardly had a leg to stand on. They got stuck halfway through making the switch. Still use miles in their cars, feet for height, etc.

hactar42,

Don’t forget about stones for body weight

WhatAmLemmy,

I fucking love the psychotic concept of using “stone” as a measurement, even though a real stone can weight anywhere from milligrams to … thousands of tonnes?

It’s like saying you weigh 7 water.

ForgotAboutDre, (edited )

Or you are 6 feet tall.

ForgotAboutDre,

It’s old people. They vote and don’t like change.

Everyone in the UK under 40 never used imperial in their education, but everything is still imperial.

Even stuff that’s not supposed to be. Milk is sold in pints but labelled in ml. Sometimes it’s litres because these are smaller. Timbre is all sold in a metric equivalent, but it isn’t consistent. You don’t know if the piece you’ve had delivered is 2.4m or 2.44m. Rulers have both metric and imperial, unless you pay extra for a single system - which makes them harder to use.

The worst thing is recipes, many recipes are imperial online because of the USA. American imperial measurements aren’t the same as UK ones.

It is all driven by ignorance. The royal family (TV show) summed this ignorance up best. They complained it took them longer to get to the destination because their sat nav was in kilometres and there’s more kilometres than miles so everything is further away.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds worse than just using imperial

ForgotAboutDre,

It’s better. Because metric is still an option, but it’s not as good as it could be.

If the English speaking world fully committed to metric DIY, maker stuff and cooking online would be much better. But I’d much rather this than a fully imperial system. It much easier to work in metric and convert between than work in imperial. Imperial requires a lot more knowledge of the measurement system your working with than metric does. Because everything scales in metric the same and you can use exponentials or prefixes to express sizes. Though the US imperial system does simplify this system by using pounds for everything rather than stones.

It is surprising that the US still clings to imperial measurement despite being the first Anglosphere country to adopt metric/decimal currency. Along with the metric system being associated with liberty and enlightenment that was a big part of the philosophy behind the start of the US.

When it comes down to, in the UK and the US both imperial systems are quantified by metric standards. So it’s purely a mirage, because all reference lead back to metric measurements. Not brass yardsticks installed in the town centre. Imperial is now just a middle man maintained for nostalgia. The cost to switching is every decreasing as all series industry uses metric.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

I’m European but I have a set of US cups in my kitchen because most recipes are in these stupid American measurements.

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Why not just convert the units?

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Because it’s an annoying extra step I need to take. Also volumetric units are less accurate and don’t convert to well into metric.

brbposting,
SkippingRelax, (edited )

Most American recipes; just look for something specific to your country.

Those recipes are gross anyway. Homemade nanna secret cake calls for a box of your favourite cake mix from the supermarket.

I found recipes for soups that list fucking tins of soups in the ingredients. Like you make soup using a can of already made soup?!

I tend to add “grams” to my searches if I’m looking for something in English.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Also tones of butter, sugar and their biscuits are soft.

ForgotAboutDre,

I avoid volumetric measurement whenever I can. I’ve found weight based measurement to be vastly superior, especially when you have a 0.1g digital scale. It’s much easier to weight 100g of water than check the line on 100ml.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah grams are way more accurate and I always prefer to weigh, especially when it comes to stuff like coffee.

Enk1,

We use US Standard, not Imperial. Americans took Imperial and changed the measurements but kept the names, because “fuck you, Britain” but “fuck you even more, everyone else!”

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Americans took Imperial and changed the measurements but kept the names,

Not accurate. Imperial and US customary were designed side by side. They share a common history en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_units but US did not come from imperial

p1mrx,

It’s generally good to use feet for height. When I use butt for height I’m like a meter shorter.

columbus, in One of the most annoying things on the Internet

It’s a sabotage against small websites by the big tech.

dabaldeagul,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

…what? It’s a mandate because of EU regulations.

lazynooblet, in frosted glass
@lazynooblet@lazysoci.al avatar

If you’re going to repost this at least do it on a weekday morning lol

Piogre314, in I think we've been had

Wait til you find out who taught America the word “soccer”.

ForgotAboutDre,

Soccer was an abbreviation used by posh people. Associate football -> sociate -> soccer. Much like rugby is called ruggers by the same group of people today. It was an informal term.

Association football was popular amongst the working class in the UK, who didn’t use the same types of abbreviations. So it wasn’t referred to as soccer by the them. When radio/TV became common the presenters wouldn’t use abbreviations like soccer and so it was referred to as Association Football or Football.

In the US the posh abbreviation took over, likely because many British travellers to the US would be posh and not working class. At least the ones traveling for leisure and taking part in sports activities. Working class would mostly be immigrants and wouldn’t be brushing shoulders with those in sports media.

American call the rugby like sport, American Football because it is played on foot and not horse. It would also share a common ancestry of completely moving a ball from one place to another on foot, like football and rugby.

TheSpookiestUser, in No water for like 3 days to get that look
@TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world avatar

Has anyone ever said the first statement up there in the top-left? I wouldn’t doubt there’s some fringe group that would, but I also think they would be in the vast minority and you’d need to specifically go looking to find it. I dislike this kind of meme for that reason, it’s sowing a divide that doesn’t need to exist.

Kase, in Icon design

I like both the firefoxes. They’re good boys!

I also like the old alien. I’m not someone who generally gets upset when companies introduce a new logo, but the new alien is just nightmare fuel. Get away!!

Peppycito, in I think we've been had
MindSkipperBro12,

This but unironically.

captainlezbian,

True we don’t deserve better measurements

Peppycito,

I’m on team inch. I think the metric system has been pushed by Big Socket to sell more wrenches. If they made a meter equal a yard we could be bilingual and use the most appropriate system for the job.

SkippingRelax, (edited )

Wtf is a yard?

Anyway sure we can make a meter equal a yard, that would be exactly 100cm

TimewornTraveler,

3 feet

SkippingRelax,

How many armpits?

GreyEyedGhost,

Then we could have two systems with stupid scientific formulas!

CrayonRosary,

Don’t forget big nut!

HopFlop,

Lmao

rivermonster, in I think we've been had

This post was a great laugh, I’m thankful for you OP!

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