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pewgar_seemsimandroid, in It can't be stopped

armenia

drathvedro,

What’s up with Armenia and terrible PC’s tho? I have honestly fished better equipment from literal trash cans than what’s offered in most the PC stores over there. Is there like some ill-concieved embargo on electronics in place?

RIP_Cheems, in Let me load it
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Huh?

bouh, in I think we've been had

Are they actually using metric though? Last time I was in London airport I wasn’t so sure.

trafficnab,

When you ask a British person how much they weigh and they start talking about rocks

someguy3,

Is that an imperial rock or a metric rock?

linux2647,

Imperial boulders

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

A large boulder the size of a small boulder.

HopFlop,

… is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpark Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in that area.

xor,

Depends what you’re measuring. Also our imperial units are slightly different, and lots have variations depending on what’s being measured.

Get britished

trafficnab,

It’s less of an imperial system, and more of an imperial suggestion

HowManyNimons,

At least our pints are bigger.

cashews_best_nut, in I think we've been had

Any excuse to take the piss out of the Yanks is fine by me.

15liam20,

They usually give it away.

nl4real, in It can't be stopped

I have a copy, I just need to find an old-ass pc to install it on.

Anticorp,

You can install it on a new-ass PC and it’ll be lightning fast!

Tikiporch, in Let me load it

Where I’m from, it’s proper to say “Pardon?”.

toxilox, in Let me load it

My ADHD autist girlfriend does this all the time. She just needs a bit of extra time to process. I don’t mind it and I usually don’t need to repeat what I said. You get used to it.

5redie8, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Me, spending 6 months fighting with (and losing to) body dysmorphia but not knowing what it was, since I’m a man and no one told me:

Marebear,

As a woman it took 15 years before I found out what was wrong, at the time of finally seeing someone about it they said this was an average amount of time it takes to get help.

I hope you’re doing better now.

5redie8,

I hope you are too! My “advantage” was dating a trans person at the time, so it was a subject that came up relatively often. Just never considered a cis man having to deal with it.

BrerChicken, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say

Apparently as long as it’s not a paper towel you’re alright. So go ahead and wipe your tush.

fleabomber, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
@fleabomber@lemmy.world avatar

RIP

SirBucksworth, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world avatar

If they don’t want you to flush paper down the toilet… why do they provide you with so much on the walls?

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say

Doesn’t say anything about flushing cloth towels

Zeshade, in I think we've been had

In the meantime to “take advantage of Brexit” it will be possible to sell wine by the pint… A push to go back to the imperial system was axed though. Maybe brexiters should move to the US if they like the imperial system so much.

HowManyNimons,

Yeah, how long do you think Jake Mogg would last in the USA?

HootinNHollerin, in I think we've been had

Iirc a ship was carrying the metric standards to the US in like 1790 and sank and they just said fuck it

FluffyPotato, in I think we've been had

Nah, the brits have it even worse, I don’t think even they know what system they use. Like the US just uses the imperial system but brits use like every system randomly plus some stuff that no one else uses, like boulders or some caveman shit like that.

Also brits got like nothing left to make fun of at this point: They fucked their healthcare system bad enough they may as well be in the US, they got 2 viable parties that are even more the same than the US and they left the one thing that kept the country economically relevant to name a few things.

Skipper_the_Eyechild,

With metric and imperial though, you’re damned right.

We use both systems pretty randomly… personally, I far prefer the metric system, but I have a much better idea of how far a mile is compared to a kilometre. Which makes little sense, as a metres and kilometres are so much more logical than miles and fucking yards!

bluewing,

There is an argument to made that very few people care about the actual distance anything is from themselves anymore. What they are about is “how long will it take to get there”.

You very probably have little to no clue what the actual distance from your front steps to your favorite grocery or pub. But you DO know how long it takes to get there.

snugglesthefalse,

We use metric apart from with roads

Xtallll,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?

feedum_sneedson,

I use the metric system for both, and I’m from the UK. I don’t even know my weight in stone anymore, but a stone is just 14 pounds, like how 16 ounces fit into a pound. It has about as much to do with a real stone as a foot in distance has to do with the foot on your leg. Or a metre with a parking meter.

snugglesthefalse,

Like 77kg 175cm kinda weird question though

13esq,

And milk and beer

thenofootcanman,

Aye, but at least we’re not American

ILikeBoobies,

The US is officially metric, they signed the metre convention 149 years ago

pissedatyall,

Within the US government it’s still all metric measures, has been since Carter, but Reagan made a social cause and used it against the Dems (along with a secret “guns for hostages” negotiation) to win the presidency. And it’s been downhill ever since.

oatscoop, (edited )

We would have probably been using metric from the start, but pirates stole our kilogram.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Our money is, and always has been, metric. Was there a decimalized currency before the United States Dollar?

bluewing,

People don’t get that part. The US was one of the early adopters of the metric system. Mostly thanks to the French supplying Charleville muskets for the fledgling US army during the revolutionary war. And we kept making French pattern muskets, (in metric measurements), for about the next 40 years I think.

Skipper_the_Eyechild, (edited )

Depends what you mean by fucked up. Long waits for some NHS treatments, but if I get any kind of serious injury like cuts or broken bones, it’ll be seen in A&E (Accident & Emergency) at the hospital, they obviously treat the more serious injuries first, but I’ve never waited longer than 4 hours - and that was on a Saturday night about ten years ago, with a minor cut than only needed 5 stitches or so…

As a kid, my broken arm and the few times I needed stitches, it was sorted pretty much straight away or with an hour or two wait. That’s probably doubled or tripled nowadays.

Mental health turnaround is not great, as that’s through my doctor (the NHS). Although I got treatment for depression a couple of years back, meds (Sertaline) and referral to therapy, after a week or so waiting for an appointment and answering a few waves of questionnaires. A couple of months later, after a lengthy conversation with a medical health triage nurse (which was just a random follow up call - that lasted an hour!), I went on an 18 month waiting list for the ADHD test, and about the same for ASD(Autism Spectrum Disorder) as well.

Not great, but they’re understandably swamped with the spike of mental illness, or people becoming aware of it anyway, after covid and the lockdowns.

Still waiting on the NHS for the ASD diagnosis, but I actually ended up going private for my ADHD, that was ~£800, was seen in a week, and the meds for that was £100 a month for Elvanse(Vyvanse in the US). I was able to transfer back to my GP after a few months though, so it’s just the standard prescription price of £9.65 / month, which is much better.

Other than that last paragraph, everything else was entirely free… so, nah, I don’t reckon our health care system is as fucked as yours and we certainly don’t have it “even worse”!

Edit: typo’s and explaining a few acronyms!

FluffyPotato,

I’m from Estonia so my healthcare is fine. Mental health waiting times are on the longer side (longest I saw was 6 months) in less populated areas here but private option for that is like 20 euros per session and meds are still free.

Didn’t you guys have like a day of waiting time for ambulances at some point? I remember seeing that in the foreign news.

BilboBargains,

I’m in a similar boat to you regarding mental healthcare. The reason we don’t complain as much as we ought to is because we don’t have much to compare. Our system looks equitable next to America but that one really is the worst. Our healthcare is orders of magnitude worse than our European neighbours, in almost every metric. In Slovakia you don’t need to beg them to see a psychiatrist and wait months or years while the NHS gaslights you. You say, I feel bad and I want to speak to a specialist. That’s it. You get your treatment.

British society is breaking down. We would rather wave flags for an ultra privileged royal family or invade sovereign nations or build aircraft carriers, than take care of our own health. These people are bigoted and hypocritical morons who chose to leave the EU, even though this is the only institution that is safeguarding their rights.

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