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Sorgan71, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

I wanna suck these dudes nipples

starman2112, in And that's why I am the way I am
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m strong but I’m weak

I’m fast but I’m slow

I’m Tom but I’m Neo baby

Anticorp,

And what it all comes down to

Is that everything’s gonna be average, average, average

Tedrow, (edited ) in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
@Tedrow@lemmy.world avatar

Had so many problems with people flushing paper towels and throwing used toilet paper in the trash at my old job.

The latter was usually recent immigrants that didn’t understand you can flush toilet paper.

Not sure about the paper towels though.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Not sure about the paper towels though.

Sociopaths. Had a regular customer who would do this then tell on himself but try to blame it on “someone” like it was already there when he got there. Chief, we’ve been open 15 minutes, you’re the first person to go in there today.

Kolanaki, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I just heard a news story about a store’s toilet exploding and covering a dude in shit (who is now suing). I can’t help but think this is that very bathroom after they were taken to court.

Kusimulkku,

Knowing people, this might as well be the bathroom before it happened.

“Some papers on the wall? I’m not reading all that.”

Sorgan71, in I think we've been had

At least americans dont use stone, or fucking hands, for measurement

GiveOver,

But feet are fine?

ThunderclapSasquatch,

We still use hands for exactly one measurement, the height of a horse

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Something like 14 hands tall is what seperates horses from ponies.

Slovene,

Or sometimes a crowbar.

snugglesthefalse,

If you have a 14 hand tall crowbar then I’m almost certain it wouldn’t be counted as a pony.

ThunderclapSasquatch, (edited )

Must be hard, throwing 14 hands at once

bluewing,

You will find “Hands” still being used as a specialty measurement of how tall a horse is. And I think they measure at the front shoulder. But that is, I think, the only time you might hear it.

For the curious, 1 Hand = 4"/~100mm For example - The mare stood 15 hands tall.

Mandy, in It can't be stopped

What worries me more is what eldritch horrors await us in other versions

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

7

Mandy,

excuse you sir, windows 7 is still one of winblows highest points far from being horror, eldritch? perhaps, but no horror there

ILikeBoobies,

Wasn’t as good as 8 (.1)

Emerald, (edited )

I agree honestly the slapped-together aesthetic of windows 8.1 is intriguing.

Anticorp,

“Please watch this advertising video that is relevant to what you were discussing with your wife in the other room this morning before your browser can be launched.”

Maggoty,

Lmao too true

curiousaur, in And that's why I am the way I am

Slow and weak?

Anticorp,

Average and average.

EmperorHenry, in I think we've been had
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Fuck the British!

the land of unnecessary vowels and speech impairment that’s called an accent.

Water isn’t pronounced Wah-tah. Wrath isn’t pronounced WROTH. A flashlight isn’t a torch. Soda isn’t “fizzy pop” “fizzy pop” sounds like a euphemism for semen.

tegs_terry,

Yeah, you’re right man, who pronounces wodder like that?

I’m gonna calm down with some paasta with toonafish and 'erbs, and watch the ardic circle huvvercraft ternament!

0ops,

Nailed it

HowManyNimons,

Are you OK? Did a British hurt you?

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

They hurt many people

HowManyNimons,

Do you want to talk about it?

feedum_sneedson,

IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY

totallynotarobot, in I think we've been had

Which other colonies use imperial?

HootinNHollerin,

Samoa I believe

totallynotarobot,

TIL thanks

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Myanmar and Liberia.

Liberia exists because of Americans who didn’t love the idea of freed former slaves in northern states having the right to vote (or rights in general). So they shipped these former slaves back to Africa so they could have their own country. Liberia is the second oldest black republic (Haiti came first). They just kinda kept using US customary units once they got there.

No idea why Myanmar uses US units.

Kiosade,

I mean, Myanmar was a british colony… basically they fucked up everything, everywhere.

xX_fnord_Xx,

It’s there a UK version of Americans ironically shouting USA! In celebration of their fuck -ups?

totallynotarobot,

TIL thanks!

SpaceNoodle, in I think we've been had

The US doesn’t use imperial units, though. The US customary units share names with imperial units, but they are significantly different.

speeding_slug,

I was about to say. Wikipedia has an overview.

Skates,

Of course they are. I expect the number of furlongs in a whatsit has changed at least every week. Who could even pretend to remember the actual values?

Jyek,

Furlongs is a different measuring system all together. Same with miles and inches. We don’t convert between those measurements because it’s not necessary.

Uriel_Copy,

TIL! Got to be extra careful when doing conversion then!

lunarul,

That’s why you see units like “US cup” instead of just “cup” when doing conversions in a lot of places.

maryjayjay,

They’re still stupid

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah

Jyek, (edited )

To add to that, US customary is a collection of measurement systems with different purposes. Most of the jokes about the US measurements are about the “silly” units like furlongs and acres and whatnot but those are either not at all part of the US customary system or are used to measure different things and are not converted between. Like, there is no reason to measure distance in inches when miles do fine. Anything using precision use a different system altogether or a variation on us customary that is often favored over metric for precision. Not that US customary is better than any other system, just it’s not really as bad as people make it out to be. It’s perfectly serviceable and changing away from it is not really the top of the priority list for this country.

SpaceNoodle,

Remember the time NASA burnt up $200MM in the Martian atmosphere because some chucklehead was using pound-seconds? Maybe let’s sort out shit out.

Jyek,

Maybe a mistake NASA made 25 years ago is less influential on the ongoing crises plaguing the US like gun violence, civil and political unrest, and countless other issues are also on the list of things that need to change. Seems silly to argue about how civilians in a country weigh things when those civilians don’t have water because their government gave up on fixing the infrastructure to provide that water in several major cities. You want national change from a country that’s trying to find out if the potential next president will follow through with promises of being a dictator? Cool bro.

SpaceNoodle,

You’re right, we’d better wait until absolutely everything else is perfect before making any changes whatsoever.

Jyek,

Not at all what I said. Just that it is not a priority.

hglman, in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.

Boiled crawfishshire

Morcyphr, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say

I wish we could activate them to explode. So many seemingly normal people do not know how to properly operate a toilet. This is not a race, ethnicity, sex, gender, etc. problem; it’s across the board. What’s really frustrating is that often it doesn’t impact the morons offender as much as an innocent person that does know a toilets functions and limitations (think apartment life). It’s not fucking rocket science, people.

niktemadur, in It can't be stopped

Why are the percentages in decimals, like this - “0.64%”?
And why does the total add up to 1.02%?

v81, (edited )

The same reason there are 98 characters in your message.

edit… Incase you were serious… how else would you represent less than 1%?

Bytemeister,

Because you are only seeing part of the chart.

Thcdenton, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Dude I like seeing sexy people on tv. If I want to look at something mediocre I can just look in a mirror.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

dad bod is still sexy, lots of people find that actively sexier

Arthur_Leywin,

Maybe for relationships but I’d be mad if Superman came out with bellyfat because that ruins the whole “Super” man idea. He’d just be Man…

15liam20,
Arthur_Leywin,

Well… he’s some form of super at least 🤣

fsxylo,

… You know this is probably still better than what DC is putting out now.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

If I recall correctly isuku midoria had a six pack before he got his powers and he was considered weak at that point

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i feel we have different definitons of dad bod, it doesn’t mean beer belly lol

it just means not having a sixpack and being able to see every single muscle fibre, it’s what henry cavill looks like when he isn’t filming a movie where he needs chiseled abs.

Arthur_Leywin,

I’m talking about that as well. Just because it’s Henry Cavill’s dad bod doesn’t mean I would want to watch a movie where Superman’s physique is that of a normal person.

S_204,

LoL. There’s a fish out there for ya if your line is strong enough.

watersnipje,

You look mediocre? Lucky.

KillingTimeItself, in I think we've been had

its this EXACT same thing but with soccer and football, granted there is actual history there, im going to ignore it because it’s funnier that way.

europe created the term soccer, and then got rid of it, and then took up football, so the US started using soccer, because it had already used football, for well, football. Shocker i know. And so now we still use soccer, but they use football.

BilboBargains,

Hand egg

kameecoding,

Doesn’t change the fact that football makes more sense and that while the British did come up with soccer literally every country uses something like football.

KillingTimeItself,

this also doesnt change the fact that if we called football football and football football we would be confusing football with football, and football with football, instead of having two succinct names that are clearly identifiable.

And even then most words don’t make very much sense. It’s just english.

kameecoding,

One is football the other is handegg or rugby for pussies

JoeyHarrington,

Except we came up with another game we called football so we can’t exactly change the name of that game so soccer can be renamed

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

I my language, we just call it “American Football”. And it works pretty well since only USA plays it. The real football is just “Football” of course.

bluewing,

There are teams and leagues in Britain and Germany that play “American Football.” They just aren’t at the level of US teams yet. But they are getting better at it.

The NFL has been playing games in Britain for years now. And I think this year they played in Germany also. It’s an open secret that the NFL wants a team based in Britain also. They just can’t quite figure out the logistics.

Like it or not, American Football/Hand Egg is gaining popularity around the world - slowly perhaps but steadily. The NFL is coming for your “football”. In any case, it’s better than Cricket…

Poik,
@Poik@pawb.social avatar

Except that football already existed and there were a bunch of variations, including association football which is what we call soccer, Australian football, and its variant Rugby which is what American football was based off of when it was brought to the States in 1870.

They all are called football, technically. We just don’t use that name anymore.

KillingTimeItself,

i think the technicality here is that soccer spread to the US initially. And then it transitioned to football, but by that time US football had been established properly, so we just kind of decided to keep using soccer, because it made the most sense. And besides the entire reason the EU transitioned to football, was kind of just irrelevant for the US anyway.

It’s one of those things where you get stuffed into a bit of an awkward spot. And so you do the best you can. And then everyone still yells at you for some reason. Like yes football already existed, and yes it probably should’ve just been football. But this is also the US and europe that we’re talking about, historically known to be good friends, throughout history. Of course.

TheOctonaut,

This is true only in the vaguest sense.

  1. “Europe” didn’t invent the term soccer. A specific group of people in England did.
  2. Those people were upper class posh boys, the same ones who call rugby “rugger”. They are not the people who support football today or made football what it is around the world.
  3. If you can’t tell, it’s an obvious nickname for something. The equivalent of one nation deciding to exclusively call basketball “shootin’ hoops”.
ashok36,

“Hoops” is an objectively better name for the sport ever since we got rid of the baskets.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like the name is far more confusing than that. Apparently, ‘football’ used to mean multiple types of games, soccer started out as ‘association football,’ and then a British public school took ‘association’ and turned it into ‘asoccer,’ which spread to Oxford and became common there and then everyone else started calling it ‘soccer’ but then they dropped ‘soccer’ in favor of just ‘football’ except in countries which already had a football, which was sometimes the same as rugby.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football#Name

KillingTimeItself,

yeah, pretty much.

KillingTimeItself,

why did you have to ruin my funny with logic and reason?

jokes aside i realize it’s a little more complex than i let on, but it’s the same spirit as the original post so meh.

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