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xantoxis, in Was it not ripe enough or something?

Post a picture with a bite mark, coward

EtherWhack, in Doubt.
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Wonder if they’re gonna climb, jump, or fly

ArbitraryValue, in Doubt.

One time I invited a girl over to watch a movie and she got mad at me because apparently that’s what guys say when they want sex? I just wanted to watch a movie…

The worst part was realizing how disappointed all those other girls will did come over and watch movies with me must have been.

LeafOnTheWind,

Footloose got it wrong. Movies lead to sex way more than dancing.

Furbag, in Then and now

People seem to forget that before YouTube partnered with content creators people just kinda… uploaded stuff that they were passionate about. They didn’t do it for a living and they did not expect payment but might have asked for donations if their channel was costly to run. Sure, the production value and editing quality was a lot lower, but the core experience was still the same.

This is why I flatly reject the notion that me blocking ads on YouTube hurts content creators in any meaningful way, especially now that almost all of them are partnered with some kind of sponsor embedded in the video.

rbesfe,

The core experience was definitely not the same, what are you talking about? Yeah sure if you just wanted entertainment maybe, but educational content for example requires so much research and double checking that it wouldn’t be possible without ad money.

I’m not saying that blocking ads makes you a bad person (I did it too before I could afford premium), but it does have a measurable effect and pretending it doesn’t is stupid.

Furbag,

Yeah sure if you just wanted entertainment maybe, but educational content for example requires so much research and double checking that it wouldn’t be possible without ad money.

Research did not begin when YouTube started paying people to upload to their platform. It was already being done. It might be more accessible to people who only do YouTube and do not get grant money for their research, but saying research wouldn’t be possible without ad money is nonsense.

Also, adding a financial incentive to upload as many videos as possible to get as many clicks and views as possible doesn’t sound like the way you encourage truthful, factual, and well-researched educational content to get shared. If anything, it would encourage a lot of low effort clickbait, misleading titles and thumbnails, opinion pieces, “edutainment” and poorly sourced material mass produced for a wide audience. Not saying that’s what happened, I’m sure there are plenty of channels that exist now thanks in part to ad revenue helping them get started and/or continue posting at regular upload intervals, but the Cobra Effect is real and people will always be finding ways to take the path of least resistance to getting their payout.

Agent641,

I still use it that way. Any time ive had a problem that wasn’t adequately explained by youtube or elsewhere, if I solved it myself, Id make a simple YT tutorial for it and upload it.

lemmie689, in Th... Thank you?
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It goes “do you speak-a my language?”, just had to say it.

doctorcrimson, in Now you're memeing with portals

Shouldn’t the blue portal show whats behind the orange portal?

metaStatic, in How I tell my friends I'm on Lemmy

Seize the memes of production

Agent641,

Arbeit macht memes

ininewcrow, (edited )
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Citizens of the Fediverse unite!

Raises and crosses a computer keyboard and a rubber chicken over their heads

Pelicanen,

I’ve always been partial to this one A woman holding up a crossed vibrator and a sickle

Kidplayer_666, in Doubt.

Mother will do that too

ininewcrow, (edited ) in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
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I’m Indigenous and I’m actually more afraid of other people in a populated place … you never know what these damned humans will do next.

I have a cabin in the woods with no internet, phone or communications … it’s even out of cell phone range and I feel safer there than anywhere else.

I grew up with stories of Windigo … my parents used to freak us out with campfire stories in the dark and then pat us on the head and tell us to go to bed staring into the dark. My grandmother used to warn us not to make such dirty smoky fires because Windigo might see it from far away and find us.

I spent many nights alone out there and never had a problem … or maybe that is just want Windigo would like you to think.

The stories go hand in hand with stories of cannibalism in my culture. Many of the stories suggest that during times of famine, which regularly occurred before our modern era back about a hundred years ago, people would go mad with hunger. You have to realize that families of about five to ten people lived alone out there alone for months at a time or even years. And when famines occurred, the families would disappear and there would only be one lone survivor and everyone would quickly realize what happened. The legends suggest that over time, those people who had tasted human flesh eventually just started seeing others as prey to be eaten and consumed … they had been taken over by the spirit of Windigo.

And the stories get better because there is no one description of Windigo because it’s a legend that any one who has ever seen very few ever live to tell. One description we were taught as kids is that it is covered in mounds of animal furs and layers of human skin to misshape its human body into a giant monster. The other feature was the teeth and mouth … before it gets to the point of eating actual people, the famished person first starts eating themselves. They start ripping off portions of their lips and mouth to eat. It exposes their teeth and they can no longer close their mouth properly. So now you have this big hulking thing wandering around in the bush and when it looks at you, all you see is human teeth.

This is the Ojibway-Cree version of Windigo in the mushkeg and northern lake lands of Ontario. The descriptions vary from tribe to tribe throughout North America but this is the one I grew up with.

After many years of being in the bush … I’ve yet to see one … but late at night next to my camp fire in the wilderness, I always think of these stories.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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This is unsettling, but also incredibly interesting to read. Thank you!

The Germans are known for their terrifying stories used to keep children from misbehaving, but this is on another level.

Deceptichum,
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This sounds much the same level as any other folklore?

xantoxis,

I would absolutely sub to a community of stories like this.

Narrrz, in How I tell my friends I'm on Lemmy

that sounds like something a communist would say...

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t steal the means of production

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe just spread it around a little bit. Managers do do some work…

Flambo,

no need, i’ll simply keep the surplus value of my labor

Narrrz,

no, but I'd pirate it.

jlking3,

What if I just download the means of production?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t know me

Agent641,

You wouldn’t execute 700,000 landlords…

ech, in Was it not ripe enough or something?
TimewornTraveler,

what the FUCK?! explain!!!

TheSlad,

Never played with a cattail? They are comprised of very densly compacted seeds around a central rod/stem attached with fuzzy stuff that expands remarkably when disconnected.

Kase,

That’s not even the worst part! First you get a mouth full of fluff, then you get an angry cat scratching your face. 0/10 would not recommend

over_clox,

Well there’s your problem, you’re supposed to stick them in your butt silly.

Kase,

(⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

NounsAndWords, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.

You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.

Even for a minute?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Haha, I genuinely started to put that in the title, but I thought people wouldn’t get it

SnipingNinja,

What’s the reference?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s just a quick joke in Futurama. Someone says they’re safe to let their guard down, even for a minute (second?)!

As a play on the common saying about not letting your guard down, even for a minute.

SnipingNinja,

Aah, didn’t really watch all the seasons, plan to do it sometime in the future

Draconic_NEO, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Two questions:

  1. How good is the internet there?
  2. Does it come with the Skulldog/deer thing?

Internet isn’t negotiable because I do have to be able to work from home. The skulldog is cute and would be nice but not an absolute necessity like the internet.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Good internet, but not fiber-optic good.

The wendigo is non-negotiable and will show up when you least expect it.

Manifish_Destiny,

Does fire kill it?

Draconic_NEO, (edited )
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Why do you want to hurt him 😢

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Yet to be determined. Please report back.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why do you want to hurt the skull dogo?

Rouxibeau,

Don’t whistle at night.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

How else are you going to see the skull dogo?

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, also it doesn’t seem really fair for him to be stuck out all night.

Draconic_NEO,
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Does he come when you whistle like for a dog or does he prefer when you whistle a tune?

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Good internet, but not fiber-optic good.

Well that’s good, doesn’t need to be fiber good, just enough to do a bit of work with documents and files.

The wendigo is non-negotiable and will show up when you least expect it.

I see, so he just comes and goes whenever he wants? I was kind of hoping he would hang around more, but if he wants to do his own thing that’s fine. I’d just hope he comes back when it’s cold outside, I’d be worried for him if he was stuck out in the snow.

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Depending on where in the country, their can be little to no cell service. As for the skull dogo, he comes with the property.

bdonvr, in How I tell my friends I'm on Lemmy

Resistance is futile ☭☭☭

teft, in How I tell my friends I'm on Lemmy
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You’ve got Aunt Irma visiting?

urda,
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… you think the carpet pissers did this?

vlad76,
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No! I’m a man! You’re a man! We’re men! pounds on chest like gorilla

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