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doctorcrimson, in This is for (almost) all of you

Lol Fight Me if you care so much

Fridgeratr, in This is for (almost) all of you

I’m on Sync and pretty much never see them lol

Rouxibeau, (edited )

Boost user here. They only exist when changing accounts for me.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I see them on Sync pretty frequently. It’s a tiny thumbnail, so I usually can’t tell what it is, but it helps me keep track of the conversation.

RIP_Cheems, in Here we go again
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Mine now

Socsa, in Aaaaaand it's over

While driving

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I have had bozos legitimately try to tell me it’s the holding it up to your ear that’s illegal, so if you hold it sideways and talk at it you “can’t” get pulled over for it.

I also witnessed, from the other end of the telephone, one of my clients getting pulled over and trying to tell the cop he couldn’t be ticketed because the phone was on speaker – but still in his hand.

Geriatrickid,

Drat, foiled again by that damn speakerphone loophole

-The Police

tacosplease,

It’s so you can hear the speaker phone better. The speakers are on the bottom of the phone.

Zalzabar, in Aaaaaand it's over

I feel attacked 😐

isthingoneventhis,

You’re not alone, although this isn’t my go-to for speakerphone usage.

thegiddystitcher,
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

Think of it more as an intervention

fox2263, in Aaaaaand it's over

I see a lot of kids/teens walking around doing this.

I think perhaps they don’t know how phones work as phones.

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

I think it’s more of a “hey everybody, look at me!”.

Ziglin,

I think they often have earbuds but those usually have built in microphones so I don’t really know either, I think it’s popular when recording voice messages too.

deltatangothree,

A couple weeks ago I saw a high schooler asking friends to grab his phone, but they couldn’t hear him. So he mimed typing with his thumbs.

How did we lose holding a handset to your ear as the pantomime for phone??? I’ve heard Nirvana on the classic rock station and it didn’t make me feel as old as this.

Tar_alcaran,

My neice asked me “Dad says you only had internet on the phone when you were my age, but I also only have internet on my phone. I don’t get it.”

That hurt me SO much.

MathiasTCK, (edited )

Take your time, hurry up

Choice is yours, don’t be late

Take a rest as a friend

As an old

Memoria, memoria

Memoria, memoria

ClaireDeLuna,

I do this, here’s why. Also I’m 23

I don’t like getting oils and sweat on my screen. I also don’t like putting my dirty screen on my face.

I can still talk to someone and do other stuff on my phone. If I want privacy or I’m in an area where speakerphone would be annoying then fine I’ll use it the old way, but generally I have headphones to bridge that gap anyways.

PilferJynx,

Yeah, I’m with you. Speaker mode is much more comfortable. But I do have some common courtesy while in public though. Nobody needs to be forced to hear your conversation.

BeardedBlaze,
@BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world avatar

You think your fingers don’t generate oils/sweat? You can have the phone next to your ear without having it pushing against the side of your head lol Multi-tasking makes sense though.

ClaireDeLuna,

Not nearly as much as my face that’s for sure

DudeDudenson,

I know the phone is designed for you to hold it a certain way, but don’t smartphones have the mic at the bottom next to the charge port?

Rediphile,

Yeah, and my tiny Nokia from 15 years ago also had a mic next to charger very very far from my mouth. Worked completely fine though, since it’s designed to do that.

isolatedscotch, (edited )

google pixel 6 pro user here, nope, at the top, because fuck the consumers, that’s why

on a more serious note, normally it doesnt pick up too much external audio but if i’m in a crowded place i have to turn it upside down and back up constantly to speak and then hear

tehmics,

I don’t know where you got that idea, there’s definitely a mic on the bottom. The top mic hole is just for noise cancellation. Google even has an interactive diagram here support.google.com/pixelphone/answer/7157629?hl=e…

isolatedscotch,

welp, turns out i was wrong, thanks for the heads up

after some fiddling, i found that the voice recorder app i used to test where the microphone was only utilized the top microphone, while calls and voice messages (at least on signal) use the bottom one

Katana314,

I think the point is that the microphone should be close to your mouth, but not in the direction of your breath, so as to avoid pops. That’s why headsets have the microphone a few inches away from where your breath would go through.

Hence, the preferred holding position would have both the speaker and microphone in optimal spots.

SugarSnack,

They grew up with facetime, and this is how they translate that into a facetime without video

Rootiest, (edited )
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Is the earphone speaker destined to go the way of the headphone jack?

Will phones 5 years from now be shipping without them

PreviouslyAmused,

Only if Apple is brave enough

flerp,

Reject apple. Return to Star Trek TOS communicators

woodenskewer,
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

Then Google will make fun of them only to do the exact same thing months later.

ALostInquirer,

Isn’t there an option to disable your camera while facetiming? Alternatively just…Calling would make sense, but setting that aside.

Ziglin,

What’s facetime?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Zoom for Apple users.

Ziglin,

Ah, so that’s pretty much useless for anyone who has a non apple user friend they want to talk to?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Yes.

DahGangalang, in Aaaaaand it's over

I knew there was a reason I loved them 💖

SVcross, in Here we go again
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wakes up: oh no

goes to sleep: i don’t want to die in my sleep again

SickPanda, in Get em!
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The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
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Stairway to Heaven is so immensely popular for beginner guitar players that music shop employees can’t stand hearing it all day every day.

It became a meme (a running joke, not an Internet meme) after Wayne’s World featured it in 1992:

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/7fb99a9a-3d9a-4a4a-ac16-f55abbb96c8d.jpeg

SickPanda,
@SickPanda@lemmy.world avatar

thank you m8

NigelFrobisher, in If you didnt know, this is what caused daylight savings last weekend.

One year they confused feet and inches and moved the Timezone by a whole day.

helenslunch, in Aaaaaand it's over
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What’s wrong with this, exactly?

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

So every person I see talking like this seems to do it at twice the volume than if they put it to their ear, and then you get the added bonus of listening to the other idiot on the call as well, again, at twice the volume that it needs to be.

It seems more like performative art than a phone call at that point.

TropicalDingdong,

So every person I see talking like this seems to do it at twice the volume than if they put it to their ear, and then you get the added bonus of listening to the other idiot on the call as well, again, at twice the volume that it needs to be.

Oh bro, we’re on speaker baby. You in the conversation too.

soloner,

I think it’s cuz of speaker phone

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

And what’s wrong with speaker phone?

ChronosWing,

Feeling personally attacked I see. Well since you are completely oblivious, it’s rude and annoying, no one wants to hear your conversation. Use the phone like a normal person.

TropicalDingdong,

Ahem. Its on speaker. Technically its ‘our’ conversation and you are a part of this too.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Feeling personally attacked I see.

Uhhhh nope, you just made that up.

Well since you are completely oblivious, it’s rude and annoying, no one wants to hear your conversation.

Pretty sure the person on the phone with me wants to hear the conversation…

If you’re referring to being in a crowd of people, I understand, but that’s not what’s happening in the photo.

ChronosWing,

This entire post is about using speaker phone in public. You just want to argue about semantics to be a contrarian. So I’ll just stop responding to you now, thanks.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

There’s literally nothing about the OP to indicate anything about being in public.

Palerider,
@Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

Nothing, as long as you’re not out in public while doing it. I don’t want to hear your conversation.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

Usually because the other person is on speaker, and having a conversation on speakerphone while others are around that aren’t on said call with you is seen as being rude to a lot of folks

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

But there’s no one around him.

Faresh,

You just insulted the camera man. :D

xeekei, in Aaaaaand it's over

I have to do this when my grandma calls. Not because I have loudspeaker mode on, but because SHE has, but still talks with it against her face so she comes out extremely loudly on my end.

Rinox,

You know you can lower the volume right?

xeekei,

Yep.

ElBarto,
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That’s how loud their grandma is , they had it on silent.

RQG, (edited )
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Grandma yells loud enough, you can hear her without the phone. The call is just so she can hear you back. But barely so you also have to yell.

13617, in Aaaaaand it's over

I like doing this. I know they can’t hear me better but it feels like it makes sense you know? It gives me a peace of mind when talking on the phone, even if many times I still need to put it to my ears

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not, jail.

SeaJ,

How does it feel like it makes sense? Maybe it is because I was alive before cell phones but one side is for your ear and the other is for your voice. Doing this requires you to be on speaker phone which is super annoying in public.

someguy3, in I’m loving this energy lately !

Now that’s a good meme.

KnightontheSun, in If you didnt know, this is what caused daylight savings last weekend.

Hey you… Still liking you!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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<3

SubArcticTundra,
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You are doing Lemmy a great service

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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