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pewgar_seemsimandroid, in I’m loving this energy lately !

my country just had a warning strike by teachers

ElBarto, in You are about to enter another dimension.
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b0a62993-7940-463b-9ac3-5a7aec9dce66.jpegIncludes scenes of Masturbation, drug use, coarse language and depressive scenes.

ohlaph, in Aaaaaand it's over

Imagine caring.

volleyballcrocodile,

I think people care because they are subjected to other people’s phone conversations when they do this in public.

ohlaph,

Yeah, I guess if they’re in public being loud, makes sense.

ExtraMedicated, in It's going

I’ve started saying “I’ll be fine” when people ask how I’m doing.

Alexocado, in Scrapus deletus
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My artist always insisted on cash payments. Maybe for that reason?

didnt_readit,

Well that and to save on processing fees, and probably tax evasion lol

lugal, in You are about to enter another dimension.
Cascio, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

I’m just here for the Tom Servo avatar.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
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If it’s loud enough, I’ll put my phone on speaker and still hold it normally, because the regular speaker on my phone fucking sucks and I can never hear shit.

MashedTech,

Same on my note 9

MarkusA380, in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

Turns out we were the snail all along!

LKPU26, in It's going

British?

ininewcrow, in You are about to enter another dimension.
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Sir … this is a Wendy’s…

Nobody, in My friend thinks you’re cute

“Hey, girl. Looking good tonight. Want to go get some Thigh Food at the Thigh restaurant?”

not_woody_shaw, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. - Spike Milligan.

13617, in Aaaaaand it's over

I like doing this. I know they can’t hear me better but it feels like it makes sense you know? It gives me a peace of mind when talking on the phone, even if many times I still need to put it to my ears

agent_flounder,
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Believe it or not, jail.

SeaJ,

How does it feel like it makes sense? Maybe it is because I was alive before cell phones but one side is for your ear and the other is for your voice. Doing this requires you to be on speaker phone which is super annoying in public.

OsrsNeedsF2P, in Aaaaaand it's over

Didn’t expect to see memes making fun of mental illnesses on Lemmy

idunnololz, (edited )
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I didn’t realize I had a mental illness. I just booked an appointment with a psychiatrist. Thank you kind stranger. /s

surewhynotlem,

Google sociopathy. Good luck!

Klear,

Holy hell!

rmuk,

New something just dropped. Google a peasant. Literally unmemorable.

CluckN,

The /s stands for sociopath

Evil_Shrubbery,

Lul, must be savages migrating from Reddit

applebusch,

I only do it because the normal mic on my phone is shit and always cuts out ;_;

Stamets,
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Bro. You almost gave me a heart attack for a second there, making me think I somehow posted something VERY different.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

LOL new prank just dropped

dojan,
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Don’t give them a heart attack. They’re like 60% of Lemmy’s content.

db2,

/c/heartattackmemes

over_clox,

Plot twist: Dude is actually talking to the top of his phone, not the bottom.

Nerds might catch this joke a little quicker…

moody,

You mean he’s talking into the speaker side?

over_clox, (edited )

No no, I mean he’s talking into the top of the phone, perhaps where the loudspeaker microphone might happen to be, totally depends on the model of phone/tablet though.

They got multiple microphones these days, not just the one at the bottom of the phone. Put it in loudspeaker mode and it uses a different microphone away from the bottom speaker.

Any which way, if you turn the phone upside down in portrait orientation, the screen won’t flip 180⁰, because ‘smart’ phones are too stupid to do that.

Edit: My comment is in jest, but at the same time I have to talk into the left side of my tablet, because thats where the main microphone is.

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