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bazus1, (edited ) in I’m loving this energy lately !

I see Mean Girls meme, I updoot.

TokenBoomer,

They’ve made another one.

NataliePortland,
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Ya I saw that! It’s actually so bizarre. It’s “Mean girls the Musical: the Movie”

So it’s a movie version of the musical.

It’s like if you translated an English language movie to Chinese and then translated it back again

Viking_Hippie,

Reminds me of this classic song

Donjuanme, in It's going

“The world will continue to turn tomorrow” was what I said to the clerk election night 2016. It did. But the civilization on it went insane.

hanekam, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

My wife does this all the time. I make her pause and then we chat a bit. Works well

Asifall, in Aaaaaand it's over

I do this a lot (not in public) because it’s way too easy to hang up with your ear and it fatigues my arm after like half an hour. It’s fine as long as you don’t shout into the phone.

Maalus,

Means you have a broken phone - they have sensor that turn off the screen when you’re talking to someone and it’s next to your ear. It shouldn’t happen to you.

DavidGarcia,

you’ve obviously never bought a budget android phone. I haven’t had a single phone where that works out of the box

Maalus, (edited )

I’m quite literally using a budget android phone where it works perfectly.

DavidGarcia,

oh no you beat me

Asifall,

I have a brand new iPhone

nonailsleft,

Hal… Half an hour?

agent_flounder, (edited )
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

That’s like almost thirty entire* minutes strung together. Jesus Christ how???

xeekei, in Aaaaaand it's over

I have to do this when my grandma calls. Not because I have loudspeaker mode on, but because SHE has, but still talks with it against her face so she comes out extremely loudly on my end.

Rinox,

You know you can lower the volume right?

xeekei,

Yep.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s how loud their grandma is , they had it on silent.

RQG, (edited )
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Grandma yells loud enough, you can hear her without the phone. The call is just so she can hear you back. But barely so you also have to yell.

Zalzabar, in Aaaaaand it's over

I feel attacked 😐

isthingoneventhis,

You’re not alone, although this isn’t my go-to for speakerphone usage.

thegiddystitcher,
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

Think of it more as an intervention

Smokeydope, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

I know this is a joke but if I found my match but they had a minor flaw I would probably try real hard to make it work and maybe even explain to them that their bad habit annoys me slightly. Nobody is perfect and theres always room to improve for those willing to try

ChlorineAddict, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

I’m starting to think there will be no forced mating

clover, in I’m loving this energy lately !
Letstakealook, in Aaaaaand it's over

Pizza eaters are rude as hell, too. I’d guarantee that there’s significant overlap with the people who play music in public from their shitty phone speaker.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Yeah, they have statistically significant above average slapability ratio as well.

Kase,

Wdym, just anyone who eats pizza? Pizza is good tho :(

Letstakealook,

I’m referring to the way they hold their phone.

Kase,

Ohh thanks, I like it lol

shinratdr,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Is “pizza eater” a slang term for something or do you just hate anyone who eats pizza in public for some reason?

Letstakealook,

I’m referring to the way they hold their phone.

shinratdr,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Wow I’m an idiot, thanks for clarifying :)

Perfide, in This is for (almost) all of you

Ew, no.

RIP_Cheems,
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Join us

SickPanda, in Get em!
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The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Stairway to Heaven is so immensely popular for beginner guitar players that music shop employees can’t stand hearing it all day every day.

It became a meme (a running joke, not an Internet meme) after Wayne’s World featured it in 1992:

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/7fb99a9a-3d9a-4a4a-ac16-f55abbb96c8d.jpeg

SickPanda,
@SickPanda@lemmy.world avatar

thank you m8

Sweetpeaches69, in Just give me about 10%

Said the same thing about the Spanish Donkey. Must be a couple seconds where the taint and prostate are perfectly stimulated.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not looking that up.

D_C,

I did.
It’s basically a triangle that the victims were made to sit on sharpest angle. The torturers would then add weights to their legs.

CrowAirbrush, in It's going

I tend to do this, people always look worried when i do.

I’m sorry i have learnt to just accept this nightmare for what it is: a locked cage.

DaCookeyMonsta, in My friend thinks you’re cute

Wait, before I introduce you, how do you pronounce thigh food?

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