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Track_Shovel, in Haha, I'm in danger
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As my mother always said, when I was but a young shitlord:

Do what you want, but you always got to come home to mama.

Believe it or not, I was very well behaved…

TootSweet, in If you didnt know, this is what caused daylight savings last weekend.

I hear Arizona and Indiana in the U.S. have anti-Stone-Henge shields that they won’t share with anyone.

edgemaster72,
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Indiana gave up its shield like 15 years ago.

bazus1, (edited ) in I’m loving this energy lately !

I see Mean Girls meme, I updoot.

TokenBoomer,

They’ve made another one.

NataliePortland,
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Ya I saw that! It’s actually so bizarre. It’s “Mean girls the Musical: the Movie”

So it’s a movie version of the musical.

It’s like if you translated an English language movie to Chinese and then translated it back again

Viking_Hippie,

Reminds me of this classic song

ininewcrow, (edited ) in Double jeopardy
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Or just completely ignore them.

One of the reasons people do or say things to you is to get a reaction. When you deny them that reaction it drives them nuts. And if you deny them often enough, eventually they leave you alone.

Stamets,
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Depends on the mood i’m in or the type of person they are. If they’re trolls, then yes. Ignore and carry on. But if they’re just a Karen type who is genuinely full of themselves? Fuck it. You wanna call me a dick? I shall fulfill the criteria.

ininewcrow,
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The other tactic I employ is … delayed responses.

Sometimes people are just bored and have time on their hands and want to fire off stupid things to entertain themselves by making others jump around with them. If the response is immediate, they get their instant dopamine hit and it makes it fun for them. And the more responses you create, the more fun it becomes for them.

If you delay the response … they receive a reply when they’ve stopped thinking about it and it becomes inconvenient for them. A delayed response is also less of a dopamine hit for them because it came at the wrong time.

Sweetpeaches69, in Just give me about 10%

Said the same thing about the Spanish Donkey. Must be a couple seconds where the taint and prostate are perfectly stimulated.

RQG,
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I’m not looking that up.

D_C,

I did.
It’s basically a triangle that the victims were made to sit on sharpest angle. The torturers would then add weights to their legs.

Asifall, in Aaaaaand it's over

I do this a lot (not in public) because it’s way too easy to hang up with your ear and it fatigues my arm after like half an hour. It’s fine as long as you don’t shout into the phone.

Maalus,

Means you have a broken phone - they have sensor that turn off the screen when you’re talking to someone and it’s next to your ear. It shouldn’t happen to you.

DavidGarcia,

you’ve obviously never bought a budget android phone. I haven’t had a single phone where that works out of the box

Maalus, (edited )

I’m quite literally using a budget android phone where it works perfectly.

DavidGarcia,

oh no you beat me

Asifall,

I have a brand new iPhone

nonailsleft,

Hal… Half an hour?

agent_flounder, (edited )
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That’s like almost thirty entire* minutes strung together. Jesus Christ how???

Mr_Fish, in Here we go again

Awww, my death free trial ran out again.

Letstakealook, in Aaaaaand it's over

Pizza eaters are rude as hell, too. I’d guarantee that there’s significant overlap with the people who play music in public from their shitty phone speaker.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Yeah, they have statistically significant above average slapability ratio as well.

Kase,

Wdym, just anyone who eats pizza? Pizza is good tho :(

Letstakealook,

I’m referring to the way they hold their phone.

Kase,

Ohh thanks, I like it lol

shinratdr,
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Is “pizza eater” a slang term for something or do you just hate anyone who eats pizza in public for some reason?

Letstakealook,

I’m referring to the way they hold their phone.

shinratdr,
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Wow I’m an idiot, thanks for clarifying :)

ArcaneSlime, in They're not equivalent

Long live emoticons, death to emoji heretics!

:(

GrammatonCleric, in Here we go again
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PunnyName, in Here we go again

Same shit, different day.

TonyTonyChopper,
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Born to sleep forced to wake up

PunnyName,

Fuckin’ A

xusontha, in Here we go again

Do I have to get up?

poke, in Just give me about 10%

Mr. Incredible would agree.

RobertOwnageJunior,

Multilayered!

Buddahriffic, in They're not equivalent

I see this as an example of either how little some people making decisions in tech companies know about what people want or about how different the things I want are from the majority of people.

AtmaJnana,

Your framing is wrong. They know some people have preferences. They just don’t care because emojis drive engagement, which drives revenue for many of them.

Jackthelad, in Aaaaaand it's over

When did this become a thing anyway? When out and about, I see everyone talking on the phone like this.

I don’t want to hear your conversation.

Isoprenoid, (edited )

It’s because the speakers for the iPhone are on the bottom of the phone.

Edit: I meant the speakers that are used for “hands free mode”, which is what the user in the image is doing. The reason why people hold their phone like this is because it directs the speaker sound straight at them (again, in hands free mode).

over_clox,

As a former iPhone repair technician, I can confirm this is both true and false at the same time. There’s a speaker in the normal position for the ear as well, it all depends whether the user decided to put the phone into loudspeaker mode.

This comment coming from an Android user that’s just as guilty of this at times.

Evil_Shrubbery,

I don’t even want to hear my conversation, I just have to - but someone else’s, wtf?

It should become socially acceptable to slap their phones, maybe from bottom up for a greater comedic effect.

dangblingus,

Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

kamen,

Probably around the pandemic when people became extra wary about hygiene - at least that’s my observation. I’ve also noticed that people listen to voice messages like this - if you’re in a loud environment and don’t have headphones, it kind of makes sense. It still looks stupid, and for normal phone calls it is stupid, since both the earpiece and the microphone are optimised for having the phone on your ear.

ILikeBoobies,

Before that, see it a lot in construction and in places with a lot of noise so you can’t hear off speaker

JimVanDeventer,

The earpiece doesn’t work anymore and I don’t have headphones with me. ✓

Socerloser334,

I am not ashamed to say I will talk on the phone like this often. I dont alway hold it to my mouth though just prefer more freedom with speaker phone. But I never do it in public

tacosplease,

Right? I have another comment at -7 because it says you can hear the speakers better that way while driving.

I get the speakerphone hate. But if someone is in their car that’s less annoying than blasting it through the stereo. So who cares how someone holds their phone in this scenario? Especially when there is an actual benefit to holding it that way.

This entire post is the stupidest case of gatekeeping I’ve ever seen.

dmention7,

The theory I’ve heard is that people on reality TV shows would do this so the mics could pick up their conversations better. So naturally, brainless idiots without an original thought in their dense godforsaken skulls people who watch those shows started doing it in real life too because they saw popular people doing it on TV.

It’s just a theory, but it seems plausible because it’s clearly not how phones were designed to function on speakerphone or otherwise.

MonkderZweite,

Monkey see, monkey do.

Mamertine,

That’s where the trend is putting books spine first into a bookshelf came from too.

The tv producers don’t want to spend days asking for permission to use book spine graphics in the shot, not spend time blurring the film, so they flip the books around to hide all the spine art. It’s on HGTV a ton.

dmention7,

That one just makes me sad and angry. I try not to judge people, but I would judge the shit out of someone for doing that IRL.

candybrie,

If you find visual clutter distracting or upsetting, it’s a pretty useful trick to still be able to own a bunch of books. Alphabetize your books, and you can still find them. And most people I know can find their favorites even without that.

It’s kind of like getting mad at people who organize their books by color. If you’re a visual person, there’s a half decent chance you remember the color of the book rather than remembering the author’s name.

onion,

Or get a shelf with doors :)

flerp,

Is that actually a thing people do? I am so far out of the loop I haven’t heard of it either on tv or irl

LaLuzDelSol,

I’ve heard that gangsters holding their guns horizontally comes from a movie. I don’t remember which one. Life imitates art.

rimpoe, (edited )

Actually the holding the gun sideways was a practicality thing. When unloading a magazine rapidly you have limited control of the weapon’s recoil. When holding a gun upright the recoil moves it upwards, holding it sideways moves it sideways.

Now imagine you’re a gangter, ‘bout to come up on some punk steppin’ on your turf. You an da boyz gatted up ready to throw down. Get in the low-rider with your illegal Tek-9. Roll up on those fools ready to shed lead. Which way do you want your recoil going? Upwards? Or sideways.

Rat-tat-tat.

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