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ininewcrow, in Could wake the fucking dead
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Or you have some psycho come into your house to watch TV or a movie without using a bowl or solid container

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/507f6ea3-aed4-4fde-956b-085f112af9ec.jpeg

Raiderkev,

Cool original? Where TF is it called this? I know it’s Cool American in Europe, never seen cool original.

Nfamwap,

Cool Original here in the UK

XTornado,

People use bowls for chips??? Like I have seen it in movies… but never in real life except when eating on the table.

lseif,

i thought that was ai generated

LemmyInRedditSux,

It looks fairly realistic except for the fact he’s advertising two very different things at the same time

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

save on air time and marketing budget with this one simple trick

DocMcStuffin, in Could wake the fucking dead
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t tried it myself, but I’ve been told a butter knife can silence the beast.

wafflez, in Aaaaaand it's over

Is this picture from black mirror?

feedum_sneedson,

BLORK MOR

aeternum, in Here we go again

hey me too! small world!

edgemaster72, in This is for (almost) all of you
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Nah fam. Besides, on my screen at least they’re so microscopic as to be pretty much unrecognizable anyway.

ErKaf, (edited ) in Shut. The fuck. Up.

Its called rhetorical question. Mate is just thinking loud.

I’m that friend and I’m really sorry. I cant control it. :(

Karyoplasma,

I have a friend like this too. I just stopped going to the movies with him because I want to stay friends.

ErKaf,

Well in cinemas I’m obviously silent because there are strangers. I just like to talk when watching movies together privatly.

I think its really nice when the movie is a total brainfuck to make theorys with friends. If you just want to sit there in total silence even in private situations you could just watch the movie alone.

Soggy,

So you can control it. And yes I usually just watch the movie alone.

ErKaf, (edited )

So you can control it.

Yea its called I-dont-want-a-fist-in-my-face-Syndrom. So it works in public.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Nah, that’s ok. When you “watch a movie” at home with a group of people, you are not really watching a movie. It just serves as background noise and as an easy fallback for someone that doesn’t want to participate in the conversation.

Kusimulkku,

I do this too, I’m thinking aloud. My girlfriend scolds me for “spoilers”, which is funny because I’m just guessing what is going to happen based on other stuff I’ve seen.

Not my fault writers are terribly unimaginative lol

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If it’s loud enough, I’ll put my phone on speaker and still hold it normally, because the regular speaker on my phone fucking sucks and I can never hear shit.

MashedTech,

Same on my note 9

anarchy79, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

If the love of your life sports a man bun you have way bigger issues than how they use their phone, dude.

ALostInquirer, (edited )

If they sport a woman bun, wouldn’t that be an even greater problem supposing a straight monogamoship? 😂

snek_boi,

Why do you say so?

flerp,

The way they put the string on top of their head means they’re a bad person because it’s different from how the commenter puts their head string, obviously.

Piecemakers3Dprints, (edited )
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, I’d be more concerned with the unkempt excuse for a beard being a sign of other, less visible issues. Sure, the bun is cringe AF, but adult-level hygiene is clutch for ranking as The One. 🤗

edit: ooh, touched a nerve with some? Go wash yourselves.

snek_boi,

What does the word hygiene mean?

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar
snek_boi,

Interesting. Based on the definition “conditions and practices that help to maintain health and prevent the spread of diseases”, I’m guessing that you’re implying a beard categorized as unkempt can lead to disease.

Just because I’m trying to understand, is the issue hair’s length? If so, shampoo and conditioner can be used in larger amounts. The shampoo would pick up the dead skin cells, remove excess grease, and pick up all kinds of germs. The conditioner would reapply grease so that the hair is healthy and strong.

Is the issue the fact that this hair is so close to the mouth that, when eating, it could have sauces or stuff like that falling onto it? If so, shampoo or regular soap can clean it all up for it to be hygienic again.

Am I missing something?

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

You are correct in these hypotheses, yes, and details to a person’s overall presentation are some of the first introductions one has to said stranger’s tendencies, interests, and even self-worth. Of course, conjecture is not fact, and an educated guess is only as good as the education behind it.

MTK,

Stop talking about me!

waz, in Aaaaaand it's over

I call this “pizza phone” because it looks like they are eating their phone like a slice of pizza.

zovits,

I always thought it was more like toast.

Smorty,

To me, it looks like they’re about to bite into a kitkat

BackOnMyBS, in Tears of laughter probably for her
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

The amount of messed-up that would be in this “prank” would be so…messed up.

  1. The girl seems like she was excited and happy over the proposal, which would later turn out to be disappointment, anger, and sadness when she finds out it was fake.
  2. She would be embarrassed that he doesn’t want to marry her but she really wanted to. There’s nothing wrong with one partner being ready and the other not, but having that displayed as a mockery is embarrassing.
  3. She didn’t recognize that it was his twin brother, which is troubling. Even if she was unaware that he had a twin, I would expect her to pick up on some flags that it wasn’t her partner: 1) different mannerisms, 2) very limited knowledge of shared experiences and her particular tastes, 3) no jointly understood scripts for showing affection, and more.
  4. When she is legitimately proposed to, she will have at least some considerable doubt that it’s real and prevent her from engaging safely and freely, thus damaging the real proposal.
  5. She will now have to decide if she’s okay with marrying into a family that pulls “pranks” like that. Also, considering that her partner’s brother was fine with doing that, she may wonder if she is missing some serious flags with her partner.

Note: Please excuse me if I’m being too judgemental, picky, or similar. I found my cat of 3 years dead today, so I’m definitely more vulnerable and emotional.

ipkpjersi,

Honestly I agree 100%. I feel like there are some things that shouldn’t be joked about, and to actually go through with a pretend proposal like that is fucked up beyond words.

Sorry about your cat. :(

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, definitely! Proposals are expected to be a once in a lifetime event, so I think it’s best to keep it sacred.

And thank you :)

21Cabbage,

This is the best breakdown of a meme I’ve seen yet.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Happy to contribute! lol

Chickenstalker,

The bended knee schitck should go away. Marriage should be approached the same way companies approach mergers: via sober meetings and lawyers. Both sides should understand that marriage is more than romance and sex, but an economic and social union too. As with any mergers, a lot of money will be involved, so there is no space for surprises.

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Bending the knee absolutely should stick around, there are many people (my wife included) who WANT that sort of gesture

You should 100% have an idea of what they’ll say before you do it though. I knew my wife was going to say yes, it was merely picking the correct time and place (which I did, and as far as I know, am the only one to do so)

Anyone who springs it on their partner without at least some attempts at subtly discussing marriage is an idiot who deserves if it blows up in their face

GoodWithThumbs,

After doing all that, I’m pretty sure my wife just put it on the calendar, and I showed up like I always do. Who says romance is dead?

bitsplease, (edited )

At least for my wife and I, the practical conversations all came before, by the time I proposed, we were already both in agreement about how we would handle finances, kids, etc. The actually proposal absolutely should be romantic, because it’s not “I have suddenly decided we will marry, we’ll figure it out from here” it’s “I’m now ready to take the big step in going from planning to spend our lives together, to actually committing to do it”

There’s plenty of room for both romance and practicality, and having a romantic proposal certainly doesn’t exclude having practical sober conversations before hand

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed. We did the same. We talked about that we wanted kids. We talked about finances. I told her if I ever had kids I wanted to be married. It makes custody and a lot of things simpler, finances easier and once you got kids you are bound together anyways. She agreed and said if and when we make it to that she would love got me to propose and all that.

Then when we decided we were ready for kids after moving to a bigger apartment a few years later and all I proposed to her during a vacation. She didn’t expect it but it basically was all as we talked about. I got 2 silver rings with our favourite gems in it and a sentence engraved that meant something to us on the inside and some other small fancy details. Luckily her favourite gem was amethysts as those are cheap. I even snuck out one of her favourite earrings to get a color match to that one. It was like 500 total in a custom ring shop where the local bikers gets their membership rings made. I was told and shown by the bikers once that the ring making lady was the best in town. They were right.

My wife liked the engagement rings so much she wanted to keep them as wedding rings. So I guess I did well enough.

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  • BackOnMyBS,
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, it’s terrible. The worst part though is that I’m sad he lost his life. It’s not that I wont have him, but that he can’t live anymore. He deserved so much better than that.

    Sorry for your loss too. To me, the thing with losing animals is that they’re so sincere. You know exactly what they like doing and how much they care about you, so when it’s gone, it’s clear what’s missing from the world.

    havokdj,

    I am incredibly sorry for your loss.

    BackOnMyBS,
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    Thank you. It’s been a rough time, but we’re getting through it slowly.

    EmergMemeHologram,

    I’m very sorry for your loss, cats can be such good friends.

    BackOnMyBS,
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    Thank you. He was such a sweet being. The world feels less loving without him 😢

    stoy,

    It is a funny internet joke, it is a horrible, horrible IRL joke on par with those “joke” fake winning scratch lottery tickets.

    ech, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

    My family does this. Even if I have watched it, if it’s a movie worth watching, it’s gonna answer all necessary questions. Just give it some damn time!

    daemoz,

    Still waiting for an answer to the Italian job. I should’ve asked more questions honestly.

    TrousersMcPants,

    There is only one answer: Buy a Mini Cooper

    15liam20,

    I think that he was only supposed to blow the fucking doors off.

    Kusimulkku,

    My family does this because they didn’t bother to pay attention so I actually do know better than them what’s going on

    ohlaph, in Aaaaaand it's over

    Imagine caring.

    volleyballcrocodile,

    I think people care because they are subjected to other people’s phone conversations when they do this in public.

    ohlaph,

    Yeah, I guess if they’re in public being loud, makes sense.

    RQG, in Could wake the fucking dead
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    What is that?

    xusontha,

    The plastic container on a cake. whenever you try to open them they go CRACKCRICKCRACKCRICKCRACK

    RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    Late night cake huh. That’s the sound of guilt right there.

    xusontha,

    ^mayyybe^

    imPastaSyndrome,

    They also can be on veggie trays but… Some people tell on themselves

    LemmyInRedditSux,

    Yeah those middle of the night veggie tray cravings hit hard

    Kusimulkku,

    Are middle of the night cake cravings a thing?

    open2db8,

    …no?..

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s the dip. I will take a good French onion dip and some broccoli over a lot of cakes.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    I wouldn’t trust anything that came packaged in that kind of thing.

    casmael, in If you didnt know, this is what caused daylight savings last weekend.

    This looks like Avebury tbh 👀

    MTK, in Aaaaaand it's over

    Well well well, I once again feel targeted by a meme

    Kusimulkku,

    Who do you talk on the phone like that?

    MTK,

    The microphone is there, why not?

    TheFrogThatFlies,

    But you can rotate the phone such that the mic is still in front of your mouth and the top of the phone over your ear, without being forced to use the speaker to be able to hear.

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