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cryptosporidium140, (edited ) in Hot wife actually

Missing eyebrows are hard to notice. I had to be told that Whoopi Goldberg didn’t have any to see it

ChucklesMacLeroy, (edited ) in Hot wife actually

Can say unequivocally, that this is a fact.

When I was in college, the same week I broke one of my front teeth playing “flag” football, I got really drunk and one of my roomates shaved off one eyebrow while I was passed out on our couch. Nobody noticed the eyebrow. Even took me 2 days to notice. Ere’body asked about the snaggletooth.

Good times.

Edit: a word and a period

eskimofry, in Aaaaaand it's over

Not sure if it convinces anyone but my reason is that I start becoming conscious of my ears being squished on the smartphone surface and it starts paining 2 mins later. Slightly lifting the phone up makes the audio worse. So I put it on speaker and do this if I can’t find a headphone or earphones.

EvilEyedPanda, in Aaaaaand it's over

Imagine giving up on someone because of a simple mannerism.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine taking a meme seriously

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Wait, memes aren’t serious business?

Evil_Shrubbery,

Why else would I get my phd in memery then?

I was promised a respectable job of a (junior) serial shitposter … Was it all a lie??

EvilEyedPanda,

Is anything on the internet serious?

Chais, (edited )
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nothing and everything. The trick is knowing which is which.

Edit: I see someone couldn’t tell the difference.

EvilEyedPanda,

Guess I missed something.

Chais,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine being too stupid to properly hold your phone.

MindSkipperBro12,

That’s pretty bad mannerism

dangblingus,

Nah, it demonstrates stupidity.

pooberbee, in Aaaaaand it's over

In my defense, I’ve had a phone hang up or do weird stuff because it couldn’t tell the difference between a fingertip and an earlobe way too many times. Like, a shitty phone has nearly altered the course of my life because of this, and that’s not okay.

Wogi,

It’s not just shitty phones, nice phones have this problem too.

I cannot for the life of me find the earpiece on new phones, my face dials and hangs up and does all kinds of weird shit if I try to have a conversation on the phone the way you’re supposed to.

It’s not my fault touch screens suck.

Frigid,

Hate to break it to you… but if it has this problem, it is in fact a shitty phone. Price or popularity doesn’t automatically make it good.

TheOctonaut, (edited )

Are you… Rubbing the phone on your face?!

ALostInquirer,

How else are they going to get the full emotional range of your call?

treesquid,

You should be able to hit the power button while on a call and turn off the display, then put it to your ear. Much less effort than the people around you have to make to keep from slapping you

rainynight65,

Been using touchscreen phones for 13 years now and never once had anything like this happen.

TDCN, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
@TDCN@feddit.dk avatar

What is worse is when people are wearing a Bluetooth headset and still holds their phone like this.

weksa,

I remember my first time seeing someone use a Jabra bluetooth ear piece. 2003 in a college dorm, a girl was walking back and forth but her phone was probably in her hoodie. I was bewildered, wondering why she was talking aloud to herself.

XbSuper, in High performance

This was wrong the last time it was posted, and it’s wrong now.

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed, why do people somehow think there isn’t Mexican food in Japan?

doggle,

Because they’ve never been to Japan, probably

I haven’t either. I would have assumed the Mexican selection is pretty limited and hard to find.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They have Taco Bell. So they have at least a Mexican-like food available.

XCraftMC,

biiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Who else is ready for an "invasion"
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

“I’ll treat you like you treat the global south” is a more specific and actionable threat.

JizzmasterD, in It's going

If I learned anything from Mads Mikkelsen:

  1. Come clean on debts w/ Rihanna
  2. The answer to all life’s problems seem clearer through a layer of aspic
Daisyifyoudo, in Caught you!

Stop normalizing this mutant

Etterra, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

Don’t blame me, I voted for Megatron.

helenslunch, in Aaaaaand it's over
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

What’s wrong with this, exactly?

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

So every person I see talking like this seems to do it at twice the volume than if they put it to their ear, and then you get the added bonus of listening to the other idiot on the call as well, again, at twice the volume that it needs to be.

It seems more like performative art than a phone call at that point.

TropicalDingdong,

So every person I see talking like this seems to do it at twice the volume than if they put it to their ear, and then you get the added bonus of listening to the other idiot on the call as well, again, at twice the volume that it needs to be.

Oh bro, we’re on speaker baby. You in the conversation too.

soloner,

I think it’s cuz of speaker phone

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

And what’s wrong with speaker phone?

ChronosWing,

Feeling personally attacked I see. Well since you are completely oblivious, it’s rude and annoying, no one wants to hear your conversation. Use the phone like a normal person.

TropicalDingdong,

Ahem. Its on speaker. Technically its ‘our’ conversation and you are a part of this too.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Feeling personally attacked I see.

Uhhhh nope, you just made that up.

Well since you are completely oblivious, it’s rude and annoying, no one wants to hear your conversation.

Pretty sure the person on the phone with me wants to hear the conversation…

If you’re referring to being in a crowd of people, I understand, but that’s not what’s happening in the photo.

ChronosWing,

This entire post is about using speaker phone in public. You just want to argue about semantics to be a contrarian. So I’ll just stop responding to you now, thanks.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

There’s literally nothing about the OP to indicate anything about being in public.

Palerider,
@Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

Nothing, as long as you’re not out in public while doing it. I don’t want to hear your conversation.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

Usually because the other person is on speaker, and having a conversation on speakerphone while others are around that aren’t on said call with you is seen as being rude to a lot of folks

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

But there’s no one around him.

Faresh,

You just insulted the camera man. :D

KnightontheSun, in If you didnt know, this is what caused daylight savings last weekend.

Hey you… Still liking you!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

<3

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

You are doing Lemmy a great service

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
Socsa, in Aaaaaand it's over

While driving

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I have had bozos legitimately try to tell me it’s the holding it up to your ear that’s illegal, so if you hold it sideways and talk at it you “can’t” get pulled over for it.

I also witnessed, from the other end of the telephone, one of my clients getting pulled over and trying to tell the cop he couldn’t be ticketed because the phone was on speaker – but still in his hand.

Geriatrickid,

Drat, foiled again by that damn speakerphone loophole

-The Police

tacosplease,

It’s so you can hear the speaker phone better. The speakers are on the bottom of the phone.

TryingToEscapeTarkov, in My friend thinks you’re cute
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