ohlaph,

Imagine caring.

volleyballcrocodile,

I think people care because they are subjected to other people’s phone conversations when they do this in public.

ohlaph,

Yeah, I guess if they’re in public being loud, makes sense.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If it’s loud enough, I’ll put my phone on speaker and still hold it normally, because the regular speaker on my phone fucking sucks and I can never hear shit.

MashedTech,

Same on my note 9

13617,

I like doing this. I know they can’t hear me better but it feels like it makes sense you know? It gives me a peace of mind when talking on the phone, even if many times I still need to put it to my ears

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not, jail.

SeaJ,

How does it feel like it makes sense? Maybe it is because I was alive before cell phones but one side is for your ear and the other is for your voice. Doing this requires you to be on speaker phone which is super annoying in public.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Didn’t expect to see memes making fun of mental illnesses on Lemmy

idunnololz, (edited )
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t realize I had a mental illness. I just booked an appointment with a psychiatrist. Thank you kind stranger. /s

surewhynotlem,

Google sociopathy. Good luck!

Klear,

Holy hell!

rmuk,

New something just dropped. Google a peasant. Literally unmemorable.

CluckN,

The /s stands for sociopath

Evil_Shrubbery,

Lul, must be savages migrating from Reddit

applebusch,

I only do it because the normal mic on my phone is shit and always cuts out ;_;

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Bro. You almost gave me a heart attack for a second there, making me think I somehow posted something VERY different.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

LOL new prank just dropped

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t give them a heart attack. They’re like 60% of Lemmy’s content.

db2,

/c/heartattackmemes

over_clox,

Plot twist: Dude is actually talking to the top of his phone, not the bottom.

Nerds might catch this joke a little quicker…

moody,

You mean he’s talking into the speaker side?

over_clox, (edited )

No no, I mean he’s talking into the top of the phone, perhaps where the loudspeaker microphone might happen to be, totally depends on the model of phone/tablet though.

They got multiple microphones these days, not just the one at the bottom of the phone. Put it in loudspeaker mode and it uses a different microphone away from the bottom speaker.

Any which way, if you turn the phone upside down in portrait orientation, the screen won’t flip 180⁰, because ‘smart’ phones are too stupid to do that.

Edit: My comment is in jest, but at the same time I have to talk into the left side of my tablet, because thats where the main microphone is.

Asifall,

I do this a lot (not in public) because it’s way too easy to hang up with your ear and it fatigues my arm after like half an hour. It’s fine as long as you don’t shout into the phone.

Maalus,

Means you have a broken phone - they have sensor that turn off the screen when you’re talking to someone and it’s next to your ear. It shouldn’t happen to you.

DavidGarcia,

you’ve obviously never bought a budget android phone. I haven’t had a single phone where that works out of the box

Maalus, (edited )

I’m quite literally using a budget android phone where it works perfectly.

DavidGarcia,

oh no you beat me

Asifall,

I have a brand new iPhone

nonailsleft,

Hal… Half an hour?

agent_flounder, (edited )
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

That’s like almost thirty entire* minutes strung together. Jesus Christ how???

xeekei,

I have to do this when my grandma calls. Not because I have loudspeaker mode on, but because SHE has, but still talks with it against her face so she comes out extremely loudly on my end.

Rinox,

You know you can lower the volume right?

xeekei,

Yep.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s how loud their grandma is , they had it on silent.

RQG, (edited )
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Grandma yells loud enough, you can hear her without the phone. The call is just so she can hear you back. But barely so you also have to yell.

Zalzabar,

I feel attacked 😐

isthingoneventhis,

You’re not alone, although this isn’t my go-to for speakerphone usage.

thegiddystitcher,
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

Think of it more as an intervention

Smokeydope, (edited )
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

I know this is a joke but if I found my match but they had a minor flaw I would probably try real hard to make it work and maybe even explain to them that their bad habit annoys me slightly. Nobody is perfect and theres always room to improve for those willing to try

Letstakealook,

Pizza eaters are rude as hell, too. I’d guarantee that there’s significant overlap with the people who play music in public from their shitty phone speaker.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Yeah, they have statistically significant above average slapability ratio as well.

Kase,

Wdym, just anyone who eats pizza? Pizza is good tho :(

Letstakealook,

I’m referring to the way they hold their phone.

Kase,

Ohh thanks, I like it lol

shinratdr,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Is “pizza eater” a slang term for something or do you just hate anyone who eats pizza in public for some reason?

Letstakealook,

I’m referring to the way they hold their phone.

shinratdr,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Wow I’m an idiot, thanks for clarifying :)

Destraight,

I hold my phone however I want, and none of you will stop me except show silent disgust

sviper,

Well my first impression was that this person is looking over a ocean view while talking over phone which i totally can relate as I would do to not disturb the peace.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Could be worse, they could speak into the part you stick to your ear

dustyData, (edited )

The clever part is that most phones do have a microphone at the top nearby the earpiece. The stupid part is that that mic is for noise canceling the ambient noise. So the phone is hearing them, but the person at the other end of the line is getting a distorted and full of artifacts voice that is barely comprehensible.

Gestrid,

I talk like that when I’m alone on speakerphone. Especially if I need to look something up at the same time.

pHr34kY,

My wife does this, but there was a time that I was sidetalkin’ on a Nokia N-Gage so we’re square.

dynamo,

Yup. Not sticking around

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