fox2263,

I see a lot of kids/teens walking around doing this.

I think perhaps they don’t know how phones work as phones.

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

I think it’s more of a “hey everybody, look at me!”.

Ziglin,

I think they often have earbuds but those usually have built in microphones so I don’t really know either, I think it’s popular when recording voice messages too.

deltatangothree,

A couple weeks ago I saw a high schooler asking friends to grab his phone, but they couldn’t hear him. So he mimed typing with his thumbs.

How did we lose holding a handset to your ear as the pantomime for phone??? I’ve heard Nirvana on the classic rock station and it didn’t make me feel as old as this.

Tar_alcaran,

My neice asked me “Dad says you only had internet on the phone when you were my age, but I also only have internet on my phone. I don’t get it.”

That hurt me SO much.

MathiasTCK, (edited )

Take your time, hurry up

Choice is yours, don’t be late

Take a rest as a friend

As an old

Memoria, memoria

Memoria, memoria

ClaireDeLuna,

I do this, here’s why. Also I’m 23

I don’t like getting oils and sweat on my screen. I also don’t like putting my dirty screen on my face.

I can still talk to someone and do other stuff on my phone. If I want privacy or I’m in an area where speakerphone would be annoying then fine I’ll use it the old way, but generally I have headphones to bridge that gap anyways.

PilferJynx,

Yeah, I’m with you. Speaker mode is much more comfortable. But I do have some common courtesy while in public though. Nobody needs to be forced to hear your conversation.

BeardedBlaze,
@BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world avatar

You think your fingers don’t generate oils/sweat? You can have the phone next to your ear without having it pushing against the side of your head lol Multi-tasking makes sense though.

ClaireDeLuna,

Not nearly as much as my face that’s for sure

DudeDudenson,

I know the phone is designed for you to hold it a certain way, but don’t smartphones have the mic at the bottom next to the charge port?

Rediphile,

Yeah, and my tiny Nokia from 15 years ago also had a mic next to charger very very far from my mouth. Worked completely fine though, since it’s designed to do that.

isolatedscotch, (edited )

google pixel 6 pro user here, nope, at the top, because fuck the consumers, that’s why

on a more serious note, normally it doesnt pick up too much external audio but if i’m in a crowded place i have to turn it upside down and back up constantly to speak and then hear

tehmics,

I don’t know where you got that idea, there’s definitely a mic on the bottom. The top mic hole is just for noise cancellation. Google even has an interactive diagram here support.google.com/pixelphone/answer/7157629?hl=e…

isolatedscotch,

welp, turns out i was wrong, thanks for the heads up

after some fiddling, i found that the voice recorder app i used to test where the microphone was only utilized the top microphone, while calls and voice messages (at least on signal) use the bottom one

Katana314,

I think the point is that the microphone should be close to your mouth, but not in the direction of your breath, so as to avoid pops. That’s why headsets have the microphone a few inches away from where your breath would go through.

Hence, the preferred holding position would have both the speaker and microphone in optimal spots.

SugarSnack,

They grew up with facetime, and this is how they translate that into a facetime without video

Rootiest, (edited )
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Is the earphone speaker destined to go the way of the headphone jack?

Will phones 5 years from now be shipping without them

PreviouslyAmused,

Only if Apple is brave enough

flerp,

Reject apple. Return to Star Trek TOS communicators

woodenskewer,
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

Then Google will make fun of them only to do the exact same thing months later.

ALostInquirer,

Isn’t there an option to disable your camera while facetiming? Alternatively just…Calling would make sense, but setting that aside.

Ziglin,

What’s facetime?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Zoom for Apple users.

Ziglin,

Ah, so that’s pretty much useless for anyone who has a non apple user friend they want to talk to?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Yes.

Thermal_shocked, (edited )

The mic is at the bottom… And there is usually a speaker there too, makes total sense if not bothering those around you.

Dragon_dick_99,

My phone’s mic is at the top.

Thermal_shocked, (edited )

What phone? I’m still on an S9 and mic and speaker are on the bottom.

Arfman,

I don’t get how they hear the other person, or are they on speaker mode?

Lifter,

Yes speaker. On the bus. On the subway. On the street. In a cafe.

fosforus,

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Snoopey,

I’ve seen someone speak like this, then put the phone back against their ear to listen and pull it back down to talk again. Like wtf just leave it up there

Draedron,

Easier to be heard when speaking actually into the mic. I do this when the other person has issues hearing me and it helps

oatscoop, (edited )

I’ll admit it: I do that.

… we are talking about walkie talkies, right? Over.

Amends1782,

Remember from a century ago when sprint had those PTT walkie cell phones lol?

greenmarty,

Once you survive couple of years in this world you find out this is just the beginning.

DNOS,

Yeah man I have seen stuff like flipping the phone upside down before putting it to the ear …

Smoogs,

2 yrs down the road “oh also I’m in QAnon”

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone like this

sbv,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone

over_clox,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a real living human being.

kn33,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Imagine meeting the love of your life

Sabre363,

Imagine love

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar
kibiz0r,

Imagine there’s no rest of the sentence. Then who was phone???

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited )

Oh my god bear was phone! How can that be?

Evil_Shrubbery,

Whaaat is love??

Palerider,
@Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

Baby don’t hurt me…

Evil_Shrubbery,

Don’t hurt me, no more

Todesschnitzel,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out she breathes.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Red flag!!!

Downcount,

Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this

over_clox, (edited )

Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…

Evil_Shrubbery,

That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …

over_clox,

Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔

Evil_Shrubbery,

Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.

Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.

But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.

over_clox, (edited )

If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].

/s

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

This voids the warranty, unfortunately

dangblingus,

God I wish. I hate having novel length text conversations. Texting for one off quick or cute sentences. Telephone for detailed conversation.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Voice messages live somewhere in the middle there.

MIDItheKID,

My voice mailbox is full and a refuse to empty it. If you want to leave me a message, send me a text.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Voice message, not voicemail. It’s like a text message but with your voice.

MIDItheKID,

Ahhh those. Yeah I’m fine with those. Text me the voicemail lol

Kusimulkku,

I’m not sure why but I dislike voice messages. Either text or just call

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Yeah I’m not typing out a long ass text message.

Kusimulkku,

Then you should call because I’m not listening to your voice message

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

No you should listen to my voice message because I’m not calling 😀

Kusimulkku,

I’m sorry but not happening, hope it wasn’t important

Evil_Shrubbery,

Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking

Littleborat,

That’s not the normal way to talk when you are alone in the room?

Guess no one will find out because I am alone.

lorez,

Oh, but now we KNOW!

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m more concerned about that man bun tbh.

wafflez,

Is this picture from black mirror?

feedum_sneedson,

BLORK MOR

nexussapphire,

I wanna know their witch doctor because that guy is easily three times older than he looks. Everyone I know above 60 does this. Give me that fountain of youth and I’ll keep your secret.

corsicanguppy,

I’ve never seen anyone over 30 do this. Having ridden the metro for years, though, maybe we see different people.

It all depends who watches those shit reality shows, because I’ll bet that’s where they learn it.

nexussapphire,

I kinda live in a small town so maybe different lifestyles. I find it funny when they still have it on speaker but hold it up to their ear like a regular call because they don’t want to bother everyone else. I try to let them know sometimes and they look confused for a brief second before continuing their conversation on the phone with the speaker on, I guess they’re really focused on the call.

They’re pretty comfortable with voice to text too, completely oblivious of their surroundings as they proofread and curse the phone out for miss understanding them. Or they type it out one letter at a time with their index finger heavily relying on the suggestions. My grandfather sat in the car replying ok to a text message and it took him like two minutes to navigate his phone.

eskimofry,

Not sure if it convinces anyone but my reason is that I start becoming conscious of my ears being squished on the smartphone surface and it starts paining 2 mins later. Slightly lifting the phone up makes the audio worse. So I put it on speaker and do this if I can’t find a headphone or earphones.

EvilEyedPanda,

Imagine giving up on someone because of a simple mannerism.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine taking a meme seriously

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Wait, memes aren’t serious business?

Evil_Shrubbery,

Why else would I get my phd in memery then?

I was promised a respectable job of a (junior) serial shitposter … Was it all a lie??

EvilEyedPanda,

Is anything on the internet serious?

Chais, (edited )
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nothing and everything. The trick is knowing which is which.

Edit: I see someone couldn’t tell the difference.

EvilEyedPanda,

Guess I missed something.

Chais,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine being too stupid to properly hold your phone.

MindSkipperBro12,

That’s pretty bad mannerism

dangblingus,

Nah, it demonstrates stupidity.

pooberbee,

In my defense, I’ve had a phone hang up or do weird stuff because it couldn’t tell the difference between a fingertip and an earlobe way too many times. Like, a shitty phone has nearly altered the course of my life because of this, and that’s not okay.

Wogi,

It’s not just shitty phones, nice phones have this problem too.

I cannot for the life of me find the earpiece on new phones, my face dials and hangs up and does all kinds of weird shit if I try to have a conversation on the phone the way you’re supposed to.

It’s not my fault touch screens suck.

Frigid,

Hate to break it to you… but if it has this problem, it is in fact a shitty phone. Price or popularity doesn’t automatically make it good.

TheOctonaut, (edited )

Are you… Rubbing the phone on your face?!

ALostInquirer,

How else are they going to get the full emotional range of your call?

treesquid,

You should be able to hit the power button while on a call and turn off the display, then put it to your ear. Much less effort than the people around you have to make to keep from slapping you

rainynight65,

Been using touchscreen phones for 13 years now and never once had anything like this happen.

TDCN, (edited )
@TDCN@feddit.dk avatar

What is worse is when people are wearing a Bluetooth headset and still holds their phone like this.

weksa,

I remember my first time seeing someone use a Jabra bluetooth ear piece. 2003 in a college dorm, a girl was walking back and forth but her phone was probably in her hoodie. I was bewildered, wondering why she was talking aloud to herself.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

What’s wrong with this, exactly?

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

So every person I see talking like this seems to do it at twice the volume than if they put it to their ear, and then you get the added bonus of listening to the other idiot on the call as well, again, at twice the volume that it needs to be.

It seems more like performative art than a phone call at that point.

TropicalDingdong,

So every person I see talking like this seems to do it at twice the volume than if they put it to their ear, and then you get the added bonus of listening to the other idiot on the call as well, again, at twice the volume that it needs to be.

Oh bro, we’re on speaker baby. You in the conversation too.

soloner,

I think it’s cuz of speaker phone

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

And what’s wrong with speaker phone?

ChronosWing,

Feeling personally attacked I see. Well since you are completely oblivious, it’s rude and annoying, no one wants to hear your conversation. Use the phone like a normal person.

TropicalDingdong,

Ahem. Its on speaker. Technically its ‘our’ conversation and you are a part of this too.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Feeling personally attacked I see.

Uhhhh nope, you just made that up.

Well since you are completely oblivious, it’s rude and annoying, no one wants to hear your conversation.

Pretty sure the person on the phone with me wants to hear the conversation…

If you’re referring to being in a crowd of people, I understand, but that’s not what’s happening in the photo.

ChronosWing,

This entire post is about using speaker phone in public. You just want to argue about semantics to be a contrarian. So I’ll just stop responding to you now, thanks.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

There’s literally nothing about the OP to indicate anything about being in public.

Palerider,
@Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

Nothing, as long as you’re not out in public while doing it. I don’t want to hear your conversation.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

Usually because the other person is on speaker, and having a conversation on speakerphone while others are around that aren’t on said call with you is seen as being rude to a lot of folks

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

But there’s no one around him.

Faresh,

You just insulted the camera man. :D

Socsa,

While driving

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I have had bozos legitimately try to tell me it’s the holding it up to your ear that’s illegal, so if you hold it sideways and talk at it you “can’t” get pulled over for it.

I also witnessed, from the other end of the telephone, one of my clients getting pulled over and trying to tell the cop he couldn’t be ticketed because the phone was on speaker – but still in his hand.

Geriatrickid,

Drat, foiled again by that damn speakerphone loophole

-The Police

tacosplease,

It’s so you can hear the speaker phone better. The speakers are on the bottom of the phone.

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