helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

What’s wrong with this, exactly?

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

So every person I see talking like this seems to do it at twice the volume than if they put it to their ear, and then you get the added bonus of listening to the other idiot on the call as well, again, at twice the volume that it needs to be.

It seems more like performative art than a phone call at that point.

TropicalDingdong,

So every person I see talking like this seems to do it at twice the volume than if they put it to their ear, and then you get the added bonus of listening to the other idiot on the call as well, again, at twice the volume that it needs to be.

Oh bro, we’re on speaker baby. You in the conversation too.

soloner,

I think it’s cuz of speaker phone

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

And what’s wrong with speaker phone?

ChronosWing,

Feeling personally attacked I see. Well since you are completely oblivious, it’s rude and annoying, no one wants to hear your conversation. Use the phone like a normal person.

TropicalDingdong,

Ahem. Its on speaker. Technically its ‘our’ conversation and you are a part of this too.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Feeling personally attacked I see.

Uhhhh nope, you just made that up.

Well since you are completely oblivious, it’s rude and annoying, no one wants to hear your conversation.

Pretty sure the person on the phone with me wants to hear the conversation…

If you’re referring to being in a crowd of people, I understand, but that’s not what’s happening in the photo.

ChronosWing,

This entire post is about using speaker phone in public. You just want to argue about semantics to be a contrarian. So I’ll just stop responding to you now, thanks.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

There’s literally nothing about the OP to indicate anything about being in public.

Palerider,
@Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

Nothing, as long as you’re not out in public while doing it. I don’t want to hear your conversation.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

Usually because the other person is on speaker, and having a conversation on speakerphone while others are around that aren’t on said call with you is seen as being rude to a lot of folks

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

But there’s no one around him.

Faresh,

You just insulted the camera man. :D

DahGangalang,

I knew there was a reason I loved them 💖

fox2263,

I see a lot of kids/teens walking around doing this.

I think perhaps they don’t know how phones work as phones.

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

I think it’s more of a “hey everybody, look at me!”.

Ziglin,

I think they often have earbuds but those usually have built in microphones so I don’t really know either, I think it’s popular when recording voice messages too.

deltatangothree,

A couple weeks ago I saw a high schooler asking friends to grab his phone, but they couldn’t hear him. So he mimed typing with his thumbs.

How did we lose holding a handset to your ear as the pantomime for phone??? I’ve heard Nirvana on the classic rock station and it didn’t make me feel as old as this.

Tar_alcaran,

My neice asked me “Dad says you only had internet on the phone when you were my age, but I also only have internet on my phone. I don’t get it.”

That hurt me SO much.

MathiasTCK, (edited )

Take your time, hurry up

Choice is yours, don’t be late

Take a rest as a friend

As an old

Memoria, memoria

Memoria, memoria

ClaireDeLuna,

I do this, here’s why. Also I’m 23

I don’t like getting oils and sweat on my screen. I also don’t like putting my dirty screen on my face.

I can still talk to someone and do other stuff on my phone. If I want privacy or I’m in an area where speakerphone would be annoying then fine I’ll use it the old way, but generally I have headphones to bridge that gap anyways.

PilferJynx,

Yeah, I’m with you. Speaker mode is much more comfortable. But I do have some common courtesy while in public though. Nobody needs to be forced to hear your conversation.

BeardedBlaze,
@BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world avatar

You think your fingers don’t generate oils/sweat? You can have the phone next to your ear without having it pushing against the side of your head lol Multi-tasking makes sense though.

ClaireDeLuna,

Not nearly as much as my face that’s for sure

DudeDudenson,

I know the phone is designed for you to hold it a certain way, but don’t smartphones have the mic at the bottom next to the charge port?

Rediphile,

Yeah, and my tiny Nokia from 15 years ago also had a mic next to charger very very far from my mouth. Worked completely fine though, since it’s designed to do that.

isolatedscotch, (edited )

google pixel 6 pro user here, nope, at the top, because fuck the consumers, that’s why

on a more serious note, normally it doesnt pick up too much external audio but if i’m in a crowded place i have to turn it upside down and back up constantly to speak and then hear

tehmics,

I don’t know where you got that idea, there’s definitely a mic on the bottom. The top mic hole is just for noise cancellation. Google even has an interactive diagram here support.google.com/pixelphone/answer/7157629?hl=e…

isolatedscotch,

welp, turns out i was wrong, thanks for the heads up

after some fiddling, i found that the voice recorder app i used to test where the microphone was only utilized the top microphone, while calls and voice messages (at least on signal) use the bottom one

Katana314,

I think the point is that the microphone should be close to your mouth, but not in the direction of your breath, so as to avoid pops. That’s why headsets have the microphone a few inches away from where your breath would go through.

Hence, the preferred holding position would have both the speaker and microphone in optimal spots.

SugarSnack,

They grew up with facetime, and this is how they translate that into a facetime without video

Rootiest, (edited )
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Is the earphone speaker destined to go the way of the headphone jack?

Will phones 5 years from now be shipping without them

PreviouslyAmused,

Only if Apple is brave enough

flerp,

Reject apple. Return to Star Trek TOS communicators

woodenskewer,
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

Then Google will make fun of them only to do the exact same thing months later.

ALostInquirer,

Isn’t there an option to disable your camera while facetiming? Alternatively just…Calling would make sense, but setting that aside.

Ziglin,

What’s facetime?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Zoom for Apple users.

Ziglin,

Ah, so that’s pretty much useless for anyone who has a non apple user friend they want to talk to?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Yes.

Zalzabar,

I feel attacked 😐

isthingoneventhis,

You’re not alone, although this isn’t my go-to for speakerphone usage.

thegiddystitcher,
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

Think of it more as an intervention

Socsa,

While driving

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I have had bozos legitimately try to tell me it’s the holding it up to your ear that’s illegal, so if you hold it sideways and talk at it you “can’t” get pulled over for it.

I also witnessed, from the other end of the telephone, one of my clients getting pulled over and trying to tell the cop he couldn’t be ticketed because the phone was on speaker – but still in his hand.

Geriatrickid,

Drat, foiled again by that damn speakerphone loophole

-The Police

tacosplease,

It’s so you can hear the speaker phone better. The speakers are on the bottom of the phone.

MTK,

Well well well, I once again feel targeted by a meme

Kusimulkku,

Who do you talk on the phone like that?

MTK,

The microphone is there, why not?

TheFrogThatFlies,

But you can rotate the phone such that the mic is still in front of your mouth and the top of the phone over your ear, without being forced to use the speaker to be able to hear.

ohlaph,

Imagine caring.

volleyballcrocodile,

I think people care because they are subjected to other people’s phone conversations when they do this in public.

ohlaph,

Yeah, I guess if they’re in public being loud, makes sense.

waz,

I call this “pizza phone” because it looks like they are eating their phone like a slice of pizza.

zovits,

I always thought it was more like toast.

Smorty,

To me, it looks like they’re about to bite into a kitkat

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

If the love of your life sports a man bun you have way bigger issues than how they use their phone, dude.

ALostInquirer, (edited )

If they sport a woman bun, wouldn’t that be an even greater problem supposing a straight monogamoship? 😂

snek_boi,

Why do you say so?

flerp,

The way they put the string on top of their head means they’re a bad person because it’s different from how the commenter puts their head string, obviously.

Piecemakers3Dprints, (edited )
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, I’d be more concerned with the unkempt excuse for a beard being a sign of other, less visible issues. Sure, the bun is cringe AF, but adult-level hygiene is clutch for ranking as The One. 🤗

edit: ooh, touched a nerve with some? Go wash yourselves.

snek_boi,

What does the word hygiene mean?

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar
snek_boi,

Interesting. Based on the definition “conditions and practices that help to maintain health and prevent the spread of diseases”, I’m guessing that you’re implying a beard categorized as unkempt can lead to disease.

Just because I’m trying to understand, is the issue hair’s length? If so, shampoo and conditioner can be used in larger amounts. The shampoo would pick up the dead skin cells, remove excess grease, and pick up all kinds of germs. The conditioner would reapply grease so that the hair is healthy and strong.

Is the issue the fact that this hair is so close to the mouth that, when eating, it could have sauces or stuff like that falling onto it? If so, shampoo or regular soap can clean it all up for it to be hygienic again.

Am I missing something?

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

You are correct in these hypotheses, yes, and details to a person’s overall presentation are some of the first introductions one has to said stranger’s tendencies, interests, and even self-worth. Of course, conjecture is not fact, and an educated guess is only as good as the education behind it.

MTK,

Stop talking about me!

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If it’s loud enough, I’ll put my phone on speaker and still hold it normally, because the regular speaker on my phone fucking sucks and I can never hear shit.

MashedTech,

Same on my note 9

wafflez,

Is this picture from black mirror?

feedum_sneedson,

BLORK MOR

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I do this when I’m on the phone and alone. Or I set my phone on my tits. But only when I am isolated. I don’t want to bother people with my phone on speaker.

eskimofry,

Not sure if it convinces anyone but my reason is that I start becoming conscious of my ears being squished on the smartphone surface and it starts paining 2 mins later. Slightly lifting the phone up makes the audio worse. So I put it on speaker and do this if I can’t find a headphone or earphones.

Professorozone,

Well, talking like this keeps the phone from radiating into the head from zero distance and angling it in this way puts your mouth closer to the microphone, so if it’s over, I say, "Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. "

Rediphile,

Neither of those things provide a measurable or meaningful improvement to anything. The phone is designed to be directly against one’s head within allowable safe levels of radiation. And the microphone/audio processing is designed to pickup sound from the standard phone position.

I’d say ‘you do you’…but actually, you shouldn’t.

Professorozone,

And it’s too bad that everything you just typed is wrong.

art,
@art@lemmy.world avatar

Pizza mode, activated!

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