CaptDust, Markiplier in the center of diagram is funny as hell. And accurate.
dream_weasel, I’d who TF that is. Looks like Reanu Keeves to me.
doctorcrimson, Check out A Heist with Markiplier sometime, it’s like the video form of a choose your own adventure book.
Kiosade, One of the more famous Youtubers.
casmael, Identity: Markiplier. Confidence in identification: 70%
PhlubbaDubba, Was hilarious watching that vid of Amy demanding he explain how he doesn’t see the thirst trap of him suddenly going dom mode in ISWM
“IT’S ONE WORD! HOW IS THIS A THING‽”
“IT’S MORE THAN THE WORD AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT!”
Kolanaki, I feel like Jack Black from School of Rock. Except I can’t play guitar.
Anticorp, Can you funny?
Kolanaki, I can funny. I can sing. I can skibitty-doo-bop-doo-bop. And am fat.
Anticorp, Beautiful.
reflex, I thought Keanu was in the middle.
Markiplier works too.
BaronVonBort, People magazine needs to correct their new sexiest man alive from Patrick Dempsey (which why in the first place) to Markiplier and issue a formal apology immediately.
cramola, Yeah if I could look like Legolas forever I might do that. As it stands I’m headed in the direction of depressed middle aged father but less handsome so idk
CADmonkey, Depressed middle age father here, and this tracks. I seem to get a lot of positive attention from women of all ages, and I refuse to believe that I’m good looking.
slurpeesoforion, If my spirit weren’t broken, I’d have women climbing me like rhesus monkeys.
casmael, Batting them unsuccessfully off with a stick
RaoulDook, I made the same point as this meme a few days ago in a thread about young men having “muscle dysphoria” because they think they aren’t buff enough to get attention from ladies. It was generally unpopular and people didn’t believe me.
But it’s the truth, that most women aren’t looking for huge muscled buff guys, and they are attracted to guys with normal physiques. I have known many very hot women and many of them were with skinny guys, some were with fat guys. Few of them had partners that were buff muscle guys. I’m overweight but I move through life with self-confidence and women love that, I get more attention that I should.
SpaceNoodle, Henry Cavill is a muscle hunk, tho.
But he’s also a big nerd so that kinda makes up for it.
BruceTwarzen, But even he doesn't look like in man of steel on a Thursday morning. He looks like that after he got a good pump and not eating and drinking for days.
I'm still gay for cavill tho
SpaceNoodle, Yeah it doesn’t look like he had a mustache Photoshopped out in that photo
UndercoverUlrikHD, (edited ) There was an old reddit thread were one woman argued that women arent attracted to “gym rats” and used Henry Cavill as an example of a man with a physique who doesn’t spend hours in the gym everyday.
People who doesn’t do resistance training have a negative amount of knowledge of what it takes to get in “shape”.
RBWells, Henry Cavill? The guy who played Superman and Geralt of Rivia? Nobody can possibly think he got that body by sitting around. That’s like saying guys don’t think Lady Gaga wears makeup on stage. He’s not just fit, he’s built out.
Any actor is someone who is selling their looks as part of the package. However they look, it is a choice and they put effort into it. Even Jack Black.
SpaceNoodle, I do “resistance training.” I resist going to the gym, and eat cheese instead.
Body By Beecher’s
UndercoverUlrikHD, A good workout is so satisfying though, and you’ll be even more hungry afterward, so you can eat even more cheese if you’d like.
SpaceNoodle, That’s a waste of precious cheese-eating time.
PhlubbaDubba, Henry Caville gets his physique through sheer willpower put into manifesting his dreams to one day be Captain General Trajann Valoris
RandomStickman, The only non-muscle hunk in this image is Jack Black (famously the poster boy for unconventionally attractive man, where the picture chosen is a younger and skinnier one), Joseph Quinn, and mayyybee Jeremy Allen White.
The nerve of putting Orlando fucking Bloom as Legolas or Cavill as The Witcher as "little". This disconnect is unfathomable.
This meme really gets the rise out of me because I agree with the sentiment but the example they chose are so bad.
casmael, Yeah fucking hell Henry Cavill is literally superman omg
poppy, Jeremy Allen White is jacked as hell
Rodeo, The sentiment isn’t even true unless you’re in an urban center or in Europe.
Small town North American women love muscle dummies. There’s fuckin swarms of them in my town. Go to the bar and the only men there are roided up muscle dummies with swarms of women rallying around them.
It’s just fuckin wrong. Plenty of stupid women out there who just want a hunk of meat for a boyfriend.
FlyingSquid, Hey, some of us cis straight guys have been resigned to the fact that we’ll always be fat slobs for years now.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, Not fat slobs. Big cuddly teddy bears.
PhlubbaDubba, Is true, my spirit animal is Quest Sprout
ICastFist, My body hair is lacking to be bear :(
FlyingSquid, I’m much more slobby than any bear.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, I don't know, man. I was at Fire Island last summer and saw some BIG bears
captainlezbian, (edited ) Yeah I’m in the leather community and Midwestern bears span the whole spectrum of neat to slob
peopleproblems, So I like the idea of being a big cuddly bear right? I’m 6’, big everywhere, and got gnarly hair.
But like I don’t get how to dress in a non-intimidating and non-slob way that is also comfortable.
Like right now I’m wearing a camo sweatshirt and sweatpants. Or I wear an oversized button up long sleeve shirt and khakis.
I don’t look cuddly, to me, I look like my dad
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