corytheboyd,
@corytheboyd@kbin.social avatar

They also had slaves to do the manual work 😬

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

nifty, (edited )
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Okay I like my work, can I just do that instead of orgies?

SpaceNoodle,

What work do you do that’s better than orgies?

WarmSoda, (edited )

I work in the two orgies at the same time field.

lightnsfw,

Do I get to select the people I’m orgying with or is it like dating where I’m mostly limited to options I don’t find physically attractive?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

It's like real life Tinder. You have to stand physically nude in front of potential co-orgyists as they judge you and decide your worth.

sbv,

I’ve changed my mind, I think I’ll just take the four day work week, thank you.

afraid_of_zombies,

I think I just found out why we don’t do many orgies.

SpaceNoodle,

Beggars can’t be choosers

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s nothing special I am just a nerd

SpaceNoodle,

So am I, but I’ve put in enough time that I think I’ve earned eternal orgies

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Hope you get them!!

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Your hope is being interpreted as consent. You will be part of the orgy.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Oh nooes! What to do!?

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Google anal training.

nucleative,
ByteWizard, (edited )

Just sounds like you don’t understand how to use technology. Fig-stealing whores have the Greeks beat.

Olhonestjim,

Hasn’t it been like 30 seconds since we checked that fig tree?

possiblylinux127,

If we weren’t working what would we be doing

psud,

Seriously? Art, fishing, playing cards with friends, travelling the world, visiting galleries and museums

Though there’s a little truth in the saying idle hands are the devil’s tools. There would be more vandalism too.

AdolfSchmitler,

Having orgies outside and eating figs

sbv,

it says it right up there

possiblylinux127,

Booorrrrriiinnngg

dragonflyteaparty,

Literally anything you want that doesn’t hurt someone.

possiblylinux127,

I’m personally like spending my time starting bar fights. I’m not sure if that’s allowed. (I don’t actually)

AeonFelis,

So… nothing?

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Meh. Figs are just digested wasps anyway

plain_and_simply,

I remember hearing about a parasitic wasp in a fig but is it all figs? I like fig but I don’t often buy it, this information inventivises me not to buy fig…

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

FWIK it’s all figs.

For a relatively simple explanation. There is a male fig, which only produces pollen. This is what the female fig wasp wants to find to lay her eggs in. Now if the wasp were to enter a female fig by mistake, the pollen covering it since hatching would pollinate the fig, and the enzyme which the fig produces would kill and break down the wasp before it could lay any eggs. After which the broken down wasp would get completely absorbed to provide nutrients as the fig grows and matures.

It’s similar to how a plant’s roots absorb compost, just without the help of bacteria to break things down

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for the explanation, I wasn’t aware of the cycle. It hasn’t put me off figs. I think not knowing easily allows one to make a worse assumption of the actual life cycle.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

To my understanding, they don’t all contain wasps, and even the types that do have the wasp thing, any trace of a wasp will be long destroyed before the fruit is ready anyway

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for the input, appreciate it! I’m glad I had 3 very helpful response (yours being one of the 3 helpful ones!). I had assumed the wasp would still be there, didn’t realise it’ll be absorbed as part of the life cycle

Donjuanme,

Wait until you hear about sugar, and bread. And you think being processed will help? That’s where the mammals start to come in.

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for spending the time to comment but unlike the other responses, yours wasn’t as helpful. After understanding how the wasp is involved in the lifecycle of the fig, I have no qualms eating it.

Also I don’t think understand what your comment is about…

Nacktmull, (edited )

Please don´t be silly, keep enjoying your figs. The wasps are a natural part of the fig and have never bothered you before, have they? They are so tiny you don´t even notice them and they are necessary for the life cycle of the fig tree because they are its pollinators. Without the wasps there would simply be no figs. Its a symbiosis that is the result of a co-evolution of fig trees and fig wasps. I especially recommend pairing figs and cheese, delicious!

plain_and_simply,

Thank you! I appreciate your explanation - I didn’t realise it was part of the life cycle, not knowing made it easy to assume something worse

sbv,

okay, but the orgy is still fine, isn’t it?

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

Orgies are just digested sea cucumbers anyway.

Nacktmull, (edited )

… and cheese! Don´t forget about the cheese!

ThatFembyWho,

Hey some of us still find time for orgies… some of us are paid to do so. And figs are always delicious.

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