MeatsOfRage,

…yea? They’re not gonna zip themselves

tpihkal,

Why wouldn’t you just have your bathroom attendant do it?

warbond,

I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It’s the only way to be sure.

PP_BOY_, (edited )
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Uh yeah? I’m not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out

ThePantser,
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No? How else do you wash it after peeing?

Altofaltception,

Dip it while you flush.

nifty,
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My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.

ech,
hOrni,

Yeah. That’s because I didn’t wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?

Jerb322,
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Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. “Sorry, got to wash my hands first…”

saltesc,

Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don’t use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I’m concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others’.

Infraggable,

Don’t forget that belt that never gets washed!

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