programmer_humor

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

backhdlp, in We're not the same! (period)
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I don’t open source my code bc I don’t understand git

xigoi,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You can open source your code just by uploading it on some kind of cloud storage and setting it as publicly available.

frezik,

There’s a guy out there who made a reversible NES emulator, meaning it can run games backwards and come to the correct state. He made a brilliant post on Reddit /r/programming linking his ideas for the emulator to quantum mechanics.

Then he was asked why he didn’t distribute his program in git. He said that he didn’t know git.

To me, that’s a pretty good example of the difference between computer science and software engineering.

jack,

It’s perfectly fine to just make a zip available

gratux,
@gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

it’s just linked lists of commits (except when merging)

xx3rawr, (edited )

I don’t understand linked lists

QuazarOmega,

In internet terms: It’s just a soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another {insert N-3 of the same soyjaks} soyjak with a box with data without an arm to point with

ibk,
@ibk@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t understand what a soyjak is.

QuazarOmega, (edited )

soyjaks pointing linked list

Kourtesy of Krita

sheepishly,
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

I still don't understand Git but I like this image

gratux,
@gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

each commit points to the one before. additionally a commit stores which lines in which files changed compared to the previous commit. a branch points to a particular commit.

Denvil,

It’s just a thingie

philm,

Almost… To be precise it’s a Merkle DAG

HangingFruit,

We are the same

shaked_coffee,

Branchophobic

ImplyingImplications,

git good

nastyyboi,

So, you don’t “git it”?

I’ll escort myself out.

HamBrick,

Git push yourself out* to make the obvious joke

CJOtheReal, in We're not the same! (period)

I don’t open it because there is more comment than code…

autokludge, (edited )
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

\README.md

CJOtheReal,

Nah fuck that, thats bloat.

QuazarOmega,

Ah, another professional documentation writer, greetings!

xmunk, in We're not the same! (period)

Personally, I open source my code as a resume.

DoomBot5,

Is that why nobody would hire you? /s

fraydabson, in We're not the same! (period)

Lol is it bad this is the reason I setup a self hosted gitea instead of GitHub

asw13c, (edited ) in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

project

420stalin69, in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

Spend 42 hours making a professional quality message queue and entity component system then shelve the project because you got bored.

sheepishly, in We're not the same! (period)
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

Jokes on you, the reason I don't open source my code is because I never finish writing it

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

But that’s one of the benefits of open source. Post your code and find someone else to finish it :D

itsnotits,

Joke’s* on you

(Short for “The joke is on you”.)

sheepishly,
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

Jokes on you, my apostrophe key is broken

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Commitmentphobe

urda, in We're not the same! (period)
@urda@lebowski.social avatar

That’s a lot of spaghetti

Maggoty, in We're not the same! (period)

Por que no los dos?

rifugee, in We're not the same! (period)

Why not both!

ShitOnABrick, in We're not the same! (period)
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I swear I saw this posted a few weeks back

sv1sjp, in Multifactor auth done right
@sv1sjp@lemmy.world avatar

As I Cybersecurity Consultant, I totally agree

MCHEVA4EVA,

I get my passwords from the collective unconsciousness.

Kissaki,

One time passwords

Forgotten after one use

Cannacheques, in Multifactor auth done right

Something random as fuck like what hand your married to and when you broke up with your hand and married your other hand

bjoern_tantau, in Multifactor auth done right
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

They forgot something old, something borrowed and something blue.

muntedcrocodile,
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

da ba dee da ba di

reflex,
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

da ba dee da ba di

Mm-mmm, waffles.

lemann,

🤢

HeckGazer, in Multifactor auth done right

Wow would you look at that, still none of them cover what SMS is >:( Almost like it’s not a second factor, and fuck every corporation that tries to claim that it is

jaybone,

It would be fine if it weren’t for sim swapping.

But try asking anyone at your bank about a yubikey and watch them stare at you like you have broccoli growing out of your ears.

JPAKx4,

SMS is something you have, IE access to your phone. Doesn’t mean it’s the best option, SMS is notorious for being insecure

HeckGazer,

The 10,000 support staff with dubious social engineering training at your service provider are not “something you have”. Case in point literally a few weeks ago arstechnica.com/…/verizon-fell-for-fake-search-wa…

Kethal, (edited )

This is an article describing someone impersonating an officer and submitting a fake warrant. It’s incredible that Verizon fell for it, but what does it have to do with SMS?

AVincentInSpace,

It means that if I want access to something that has been texted to you, I don’t exactly need to be a government in order to get it.

AVincentInSpace,

It means that if I want access to something that has been texted to you, I don’t exactly need to be a government in order to get it.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • programmer_humor@programming.dev
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #