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pinkdrunkenelephants, in the fuckgraph

They need to make graphs of the social relationships of every major social group. For science

mmuser, in the fuckgraph
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ience_memes@mander.xyz-10839295 They live in their own world…

breakfastburrito, in Fake it til you make it.

Missing is “have to use that one chemical you’re actually scared of”. For me it’s trizol

rockerface,

I googled that chemical and what the fuck

flicker,

Your comment made me look it up and now I also what the fuck

AtmaJnana,

That’s what the minimum wage lab tech is for. And they’re probably gonna be high while handling that trizol.

source: was lab tech in college.

EmoDuck, in I've invented a 100% efficient combustion engine

I’m more impressed by that fact that if either runs perfectly silent or that your house has perfect sound insulation

18107, (edited )

I have a spherical frictionless house in a vacuum.

EmoDuck,

In this economy?

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

At these prices?

iAvicenna, in the fuckgraph
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some of the subtrees here made me say “wtf is going on here”

ALostInquirer, in anti meme

…Given the presence of Stonehenge, what kept the ancient peoples of Great Britain from making their own pyramids anyway? I’m guessing it’s to do with different sociocultural arrangements, but was there any absence of resources that may have also contributed?

Lemmygradwontallowme,
@Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net avatar

Technically there are davidcastleton.net/english-pyramid-tombs-mad-jack…

I think what’s preventing the ancient people of Great Britain from building high into the sky was the temperate seasonal changes that Egypt lacked…

jasondj,

Lots of people made pyramids. There are indigenous pyramids in New England.

Turns out if you want to stack bricks high, the easiest way to do it is to make triangles.

ALostInquirer,

I’m aware of the trend, which is why I was asking about Great Britain in particular and whether they had also done so. Courtesy of this reply I was made aware that there are at least some there, albeit those highlighted were neither as old nor so large.

Still fun to know about though!

Infamousblt, in the fuckgraph
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This looks similar to my polycule diagram tbh

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in anti meme
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I have a British friend who legitimately smuggled a few pieces of the pyramids out of Egypt for her friends (they neeeeeeded souvenirs) and I’m pretty sure I’ve been left one of her remaining pieces in her will. I’m not sure if I should take it back to Egypt and find a spot for it or just shrug and be all “my pyramid now”

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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IANAL but I’m 90% sure that’s highly illegal even in the UK nowadays, so I at the very least wouldn’t accept the piece lest I get nailed for the crime.

Assuming it’s an actual real piece of the pyramid, like they chipped it off the real structure or something. If they bought it from, say, a street vendor in Egypt then it’s most likely fake in which case there would be no problems.

Fleur__, in the fuckgraph
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Why are there 2 horizontal parallel lines instead of just one with a 2 bellow it?

Nacktmull, in anti meme

Well, they certainly took pieces of the pyramids to museums in Britain, just not whole pyramids.

someguy3,

They took the Stargate!

Whelks_chance,

That’s Cheyenne Mountain

clay_pidgin,

Negative, that’s just a NORAD deep space radar telemetry site. Nothing to see here.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Someone’s been watching too much Wormhole X-Treme.

clay_pidgin,

Is there such a thing? Physics tells us: no.

zalgotext,

The sheer amount of mummies they have on display at the British Museum genuinely made me uncomfortable. Walking through those exhibits, the main thought in my head was just “hey, you guys think you should put some of these back?”

spinelessorange,

Fun fact, that’s what’s left after the Victorian fad of eating mummies. Wiki link

Nacktmull,

Fun fact, I once got permabanned on r/artefactporn for saying they should.

mvirts, in the fuckgraph

A missed opportunity to arrange the graph in an artistic fashion. 😹

antonim, in the fuckgraph

Wow, that’s literally not me.

rigatti, in anti meme
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Check out all of the science in this meme.

Kbin_space_program,

It's not even right, since the French were the ones that stole most of the artifacts out of Egypt. Then the English stole them from the French.

smallaubergine,

Transitive property

BleatingZombie,

THERE’S the science (math)! We found it everybody! It’s over here

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because we brought too many scientists to Egypt instead of soldiers like the Brits did.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

The joke is that the British have an incredibly problematic history literally centuries-old of taking things from other cultures and going “well, it’s ours the world’s now.“ Many of these communities have been asking them literally for decades to return them, but they simply won’t even to this day.

There was a time where they could maybe make the claim “this is the best way to preserve them,“ but for the vast majority of cases that time has long since passed and it was flimsy to begin with.

Diabolo96, (edited )

Mummies are indeed best preserved in the stomachs of rich aristocrats.

TopRamenBinLaden,

Those rich aristocrats better stay tf away from my Mommy then.

Diabolo96, (edited )

Don’t let your mommy become a mummy either.

(i fixed the typo. Thanks )

Kbin_space_program,

It's mostly due to early "archeologists" being almost entirely trust fund babies born into the aristocracy and to whom it was a contest to make the craziest claims possible.

See the OG trench at Troy that went completely past the end of the Bronze Age and dumped all of the important artifacts into a refuse pile that is apparently still being sifted through today.

Also see early "paleontologists" who seemed to use Dino bones in an attempt to make monsters scary enough to make kids cry.

Blackmist,

We didn’t just steal artifacts. We stole whole countries. At one point the empire covered a quarter of the planet. And it wasn’t that long ago either.

The artifacts were just the souvenirs.

BeigeAgenda,
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Okay, is there a /c/historymemes?

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Perhaps it’s time to make one here?

Deuces, (edited )
hansl, in gatekeeping

Oh you like math? Name all the sets of sets that don’t include themselves.

zzx,

Russell is that you? Please stop breaking my formal systems

Quik,

Sad Frege noises

Tar_alcaran, in How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:

I love how “improv” hplc bottles always look. I’m pretty sure this is a 200 euro piece of glassware, but it looks like 20 bucks.

MeowZedong,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

200? Try 1000. It has “analytical” in the name, so you apply a 5x upcharge to the “science” price modifier.

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