science_memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

exocrinous, in Excuse me, René

Reality is fake.

Bojimbo, in Fake it til you make it.

Too cold in the lab every time

angrystego,

Do you have no freezers in your lab? Can recommend. Those buggers make every lab a sauna.

bouh, in Excuse me, René

And then we’re surprised fascism is rising…

don, in How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:

This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

fuckin bullshit man

hansl,

Has genetics gone too far?

don,

CRISPR’s been given too much power

bleistift2, in Me too

How often have you followed a reference?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I see you’ve never researched backwater shit holes where you’re desperate for any information lol

firecat,

Even if they have references, the website might no longer exist or they reference into another document that tells it in a book which you need to know the title to find such book and read the book but that one told you the reference is from a foreign forktale and books of that very cliche story aren’t included on popular literature. That’s when you ask lots of people who have knowledge of said topic to help continue your research. After like hundreds of books you discover a scroll detailing the history of the reference in ok kinda way but leave everything up to you. Afterwards when you got all the information in s neatly styled modern day understanding for Wikiapedia, it gets rejected and you just decide to sent it to someone or keep it until wikipedia stops being a jerk about their rules for newer versions.

Mango,

Every time? Do you not?

frozencat, in Excuse me, René

true klol

CileTheSane, in How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Can someone explain the use for this?

JungleJim,

Heck of a party bong

Marlem,

It’s used for HPLC analysis, where a lot of ports are needed to connect all the little tentacles of the machine

BynaD,

Probably chemestry, for mutiple attachments.

TonyTonyChopper,

HPLC is High Performance Liquid Chromatography, a chemistry method that’s used to analyze chemicals. Don’t know why they would need this thing though

degen,

Multi-subject piss test

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Wouldn’t want to be the guy that gets the top

degen,
HootinNHollerin, (edited ) in Neil deGrasse Tyson knows what he did.

Mittens and snowball are definitely on the tender track

HootinNHollerin, in Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class

Mittens, snowball, et al great work!

abbadon420, in How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:

This would be a great dog toy. Put a hole in one of the caps (a treat-sized hole) and stick a rod hrizontally through the bottle, so that it can spin around it’s axis. Than fill it with treats and your dog will be entertaint for hours.

Delphia,

Except that its glass, that might be an issue.

abbadon420,

Poor doggo :(

JohnDClay, in Fake it til you make it.

The pie chart here reminds me of this one:

Pyramid pie chart

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Haha this should be its own post.

JohnDClay,

Feel free to post it if you’d like

rockerface, in Me too

cries in having to print the whole thing out

LallyLuckFarm,

cries having chosen to hyperlink sources and citations for a personal project

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Do yourself a massive and archive them: wallabag.org

LallyLuckFarm,

Holy crap I think I love you

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Love u 2 bb.

LallyLuckFarm,

Oh my golly. It shows

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
PoisonedPrisonPanda, in we need better hobbies

Jokes aside.

It really is exhausting to always seek for knowledge.

I think everybody needs a little bit of silence in his head once in a while.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

i fill that void with memes

Exist,
@Exist@feddit.nl avatar

True now tell me how to do that.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

As a wise man once said, "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits."

Lophostemon,

Not so easy with an ADHD fizzy-brain.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I know it’s not universal but mindfulness meditation can help

Lophostemon,

Yeah. I keep forgetting to do it. I used to get retarded drunk and that slowed my brain down but I’m not allowed to do that anymore.

MrAlternateTape,

Classic meditation method: don’t block any thoughts, just accept any thought that pops up, and visualise it floating away. Usually does the trick for me.

Or visualize a water flow like a river streaming through your mind, taking all the thoughts with it.

There are lots of visualisations you can do to help clear your mind or control your emotions.

Newtra,

I honestly don’t know what that silence would be like. I’ve spent my programming career jumping between domains, becoming an expert then moving on to find a new challenge. Now I’m building AI stuff for medicine.

In my down time I learn languages, watch videos about physics and math, and play puzzle games.

My brain actually won’t let me stop. Boredom = pain.

rosymind,

You sound like you’re way smarter than I am, but I can absolutely relate to bordom=pain.

I’m constantly learning new things, or delving deeper into subjects I’m already familiar with. I can’t help it. My brain won’t have it any other way (otherwise I get destructive)

Newtra,

I could just be further down the path due to lucky opportunities. 20 years ago I had no ambitions beyond game programming. It was only when I got a biology-related job that learning in my free time started displacing mindless entertainment. The whole field is one big nerd snipe - there are endless opportunities where you can advance the frontier of knowledge by combining a few existing ideas and working out the kinks. The more you read, the more opportunities you see. It’s thrilling. I don’t think I can go back to non-science work.

I think the dopamine from constant learning also helps to keep my ADHD in check. If I start the weekend with some study, I’ll usually also get the housework done. If I start with a video game or TV show, I’ll probably spend the rest of the weekend stressing about my todo list and not getting anything done.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Agent based models and cellular automata are so exciting.

learningduck,

This sound like me, but I’m not as smart as you.

I learned to sketch, and paint miniatures. It gave me some kind of silence. I have to study painting techniques also. So, if I want to keep my mind occupied, but not too heavy, then I could watch some painting tutorials.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

No, you’re wise. Rest is so incredibly important and art is another form of idea exploration.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

The edge to overoptimize yourself is very close and thats even more a hassle when hobbies become hustles and the brain doesnt distinguish anymore between work and hobby and freetime and me time.

Its a spiral which can lead fast to burnout or other related stuff.

Kudos to you that you made it this far and successfull in a challenging field.

jaschen,

As someone with ADHD with severe hyperfocus, I feel you. Just once I want to think about nothing. Even with meds, it only helps me defocus. Doesn’t stop the thinking.

UnRelatedBurner,

odin lore

rasensprenger, (edited ) in Me too

<span style="color:#323232;">\usepackage{hyperref}
</span>
bleistift2,

Isn’t it only one backslash?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

ctan.org/pkg/hyperref?lang=en

Well I’ll be damned.

ThatFembyWho, in GIS nerds be like

openstreetmaps ftw. Get that, turn on cartographic overlays (outdated scans but still useful), aerial imagery, download and import nhd data, pull up ngs website, and enjoy. Help us map rivers! Even better if you can do an actual ground survey w/ gps.

Kase,

Thanks for the recommendation! Downloading osm now o7

ThatFembyWho,

Be sure to check out the osm wiki! For editing, you can use their web viewer, but I personally prefer JOSM for more advanced work. Vespucci is a great tool for mapping on your phone.

Pantoffel,

Okay what is nhd and ngs? When I’m horny for aerial imagery, I’m usually browsing Landsat and Sentinel archives.

ThatFembyWho,

National hydrography dataset and national geodetic survey (but I actually meant USGS, they provide a lot of data, their map viewer is a good introduction).

Pantoffel,

Oh thank you very much. Yes, the map viewer I often use, although I’ve only touched Landsat and Sentinel imagery.

ThatFembyWho,

btw NHD data tends to be too large for JOSM to handle… my one complaint about JOSM, I feel it could be more memory efficient. Qgis can be used to process and extract large datasets, just split them up into several files per state. (You also need to merge the source files.) But it’s totally worth the pain, because you get a lot of rich, high resolution data.

Depending on where you live, your state or city might also have open datasets available.

books,

I spent way toonlong mapping our houses in my neighborhood. It’s always funny to see my work on apps, I’m like shit that street is missing houses I need to get on it.

ThatFembyWho, (edited )

yeah, it’s addictive, I started with sidewalks in my neighborhood, and before I knew it, I was mapping parking zones, fire hydrants, trash cans, benches, traffic signals, speed limits, turn lanes…

books,

What’s the best tool to map points? I walk my dog and would love to quickly drop a pin for a sewer grate or fire hydrant? Is there something I can do mobile?

ThatFembyWho,

I’ve only used vespucci and it gets the job done.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • science_memes@mander.xyz
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #