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gibmiser, in BIG GEOLOGY

They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

How are your shits?

gibmiser,

Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Well, I’m convinced.

FreshLight, (edited ) in mentally unbalanced behaviour

I disagree. A real mad scientist is still a human and not a centrifuge

nailbar,

He turned himself into a centrifuge in a mad science experiment!

puchaczyk, (edited ) in mentally unbalanced behaviour

For those who are curious it’s properly balanced. There are 24 slots available. Pairs: 1-13, 2-14, 6-18, 9-21, 10-22 Triple: 8-16-24 All pairs and triples have their centers of mass on the rotation axis.

meyotch, (edited )

This person centrifuges!

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

THANK GOD. I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

GraniteM,

What do you do if there’s a prime number of test tubes, like the thirteen in the picture?

threelonmusketeers, (edited )

For a 24-slot centrifuge, 5 pairs and 1 triple will balance 13 tubes, as is described in the comment you replied to.

Here’s a video that also explains it: The Centrifuge Problem - Numberphile

lseif,

drink one

dingus, (edited )

If you don’t want to figure out some awkward balancing techniques, you can just use a balance tube. Fill a tube with water to a similar height of the tube it opposes.

veroxii,

They just explained it. If you have 3 you put them on 8-16-24. Everything else will be pairs which you put across from each other.

lolola, in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m going mad just looking at this. I mean maybe it’s actually balanced, but like… there are easier ways. Stop tryna flex and spin your shit down.

pruwybn, in BIG GEOLOGY
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s a conspiracy by Big Rock.

state_electrician, in BIG GEOLOGY

Well, if you were to pour molten tungsten into the lava, the lava would freeze the tungsten. Really useless, but I love this fact.

SatanicNotMessianic, in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Having dealt with this kind of thing before, it gives a new and more literal definition to the phrase “bloody idiot.”

blandfordforever,

That’s a properly balanced centrifuge. Perhaps we should be calling you the silly names.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Actual mad scientists: 🤬🥼🧪

otp, in BIG GEOLOGY

Yup. And to complement this, gotta love when people react to the side effects of water!

RootBeerGuy, in postdocs
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Where does postdoctoral fellow fit in?

metaStatic, in BIG GEOLOGY

They've played us for absolute fools

Wogi,

This is such bullshit. You can’t drink lava.

It’s really more like a soft taffy. You eat it. I eat lava all the time and I’m FINE. eat the lava kids

Lucien, in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@Lucien@hexbear.net avatar

But are you wearing welding goggles?

guyrocket, in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

But what are they so mad about?

Venator, in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Third photo should be of the dude from Explosions&Fire or NileRed.

DemBoSain,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Purple gold will be the death of us all.

Cort, (edited )

I think you misspelled thought emporium:

youtu.be/JNfQCRzcr3o?si=DpZ8W__Rtb38VTA0

We’re talking MAD science, not regular science.

don, in BIG GEOLOGY

Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.

Coasting0942,

I am confused? Suffer not the non-human to live

PunnyName,

Oh, look at Big Astronomy trying to tell me how I should practice Extinction Level Events.

Fuck you B.A., I’ll go extinct however I wanna!

nxdefiant,

You can have a little extinction, as a treat.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You want Hulks? 'Cause that’s how you get Hulks.

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