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qyron, in bread is metal

Share a thought for all the genetically engineered bacteria strains that produce essencial products to maintain our colective civilization.

WeirdAlex03, (edited ) in Your typesetting will look professional, they said
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

I find the H option (from the float package iirc) to work much better than h! for my needs. The picture will still end up on the next page if it doesn’t fit in the current one, but it won’t fill the rest of the page with the text I wanted after the picture and mess everything up

kbotc, in bread is metal

Beer’s similar: Give beer sugars, the yeast generates poison to try and prevent other microorganisms from surviving and eventually the yeast poisons its own environment enough that it can no longer continue living.

platypus_plumba,

Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?

Pyr_Pressure,

We’re terraforming the planet for an alien species that breathes carbon dioxide.

chocolateo,

Makes more sense than orthodox religions actually

Agent641, (edited )

And they feed on microplastics and ionizing radiation.

Agent641, (edited )

Then we drink their poison on purpose, as if in mockery

variants,

Love that poop water

sarmale, (edited )

Is there any reason why yeast does that or it is just a random fact?

UraniumBlazer, in bread is metal

What’s wrong with that? The yeasts are being baked after all…

platypus_plumba, in bread is metal

Women after a yeast infection: “Time for some bread, motherfuckers”.

CalicoJack, in bread is metal

It’s even worse when you bake sourdough. I’ve been cultivating that yeast colony, caring for it, loving it. It thinks I care, but it’s only being prepared for slaughter.

threelonmusketeers,

sourdough

yeast colony

Bacterial colony, no?

Also, you kill only half of them each time. For the sourdough starter, it’s like a Thanos-snap coin-flip everytime you bake bread. The bacteria in your current sourdough starter come from a long line of statistically lucky ancestors.

I suppose that’s kind of true for all of us, though…

ThoGot,

Bacterial colony, no?

It’s both yeast and bacteria.

PoisonedPrisonPanda, in bread is metal

Thats some high quality shit here.

Understood from that post even more than from my biology class.

TheGreenGolem, in bread is metal
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.

threelonmusketeers,

Oyakodon: “parent-and-child donburi”

Jaccident, in Your typesetting will look professional, they said

The best use of this meme format in years.

Colour_me_triggered, in bread is metal

Big ass lussekatter!

pigup, in bread is metal
jol,

A bit afraid of asking for your prompt

pigup,
weed_scientist,

Nice. The only thing that would make this better is if you asked for yeast cells instead of bacteria, since yeast are fungi.

pigup,
weed_scientist,

Lmao chatgpt needs to learn what yeast cells look like. Thanks for doing that, though!

where_am_i, in bread is metal

This comment section is better than the post itself.

threelonmusketeers, in Shame.

“I can’t survive above 38.0 C for very long as well.”

OP must be weak. I had a fever above 38.0 °C for over a week once. Finally went to the hospital and my fever was gone by the time I arrived. Our bodies do some weird sh*t sometimes.

miss_brainfart, in Shame.
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

40+ is where it gets really interesting, introducing the possibility of getting delirious with weirdly unsettling hallucinations.

Don’t fuel them by watching TV is all I’m gonna say.

olutukko,

I had 40-41 as a kid and it was so surreal. Especially because it was mod summer

saruwatarikooji,

Once had the flu with a fever of 106-107(almost 42c)…I was taken to the hospital and the doctor literally threw me into an ice bath… I was crying and he said “I’m sorry but you will be dead soon unless we drop that fever”

I had to continue taking ice baths at home because the fever kept creeping back up to that range. They’re not fun…

Vqhm,

While 104 is contact an MD range.

Fevers have to get to 108F to cause brain damage. 106F is definitely in the seek treatment range!

But normal fevers between 100° and 104° F (37.8° - 40° C) are good for sick children.

Cite: seattlechildrens.org/…/fever-myths-versus-facts/

akincisor, (edited ) in Archaeopteryx 🐦

It’s high time we replaced Philosoraptor with Sarcastiopteryx.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Y por qué no los dos?

meyotch,

A Socratic dialog in which the philosopher offers good questions to which the bird has only flippant rejoinders.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Sarcastiopteryx

beautiful … we can add that to the prehistoric collection along with … AnxietyRex

AnxietyRex

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