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blargerer, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

What if I told you... those actors are more or less all the correct ages, and if anything the younger cast is a bit older than it should be.

letsgocrazy,

What if you told us that… Would that be in any way correct?

nsantoro73, in Sand ruins everything
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“Anakin, remember how I trained you!” “Oh yeah” Leans out of assault ship“It’s over, Padme! I have the high ground!”

OpenStars, in Answer the question, Anakin.
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They are totally fine with fucking, it is strong emotions they are against. Wham bam goodbye is perfectly acceptable, but call me maybe (even just to talk) is strictly forbidden.

Anticorp, in Not Sparks.

This is the first time I’ve seen praise for the prequels. Weird.

rimjob_rainer,

Then you must be new to the internet. Welcome.

Anticorp,

Nah, man. The prequels were mercilessly assaulted on the internet for a long time. There must be a new generation of fans praising them now, or maybe the newer movies are so bad that they make the prequels seem good in comparison, so everyone’s revised their opinions.

rimjob_rainer,

That was 20 years ago. They are praised for about 10 years now.

chicken,

It’s the former since it started before the new ones came out. Tbf there was a lot about the prequels that was catering to children, especially the first one, so it makes sense it would go that way.

ekZepp, (edited )
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Is the “ugly friend” effect. People are even starting phrasing The Hobbit now after the abomination of Amazon. Also, a good story is a good story despise the “PS2” CGI of the old trio.

Zoboomafoo, (edited )

Just wait until the next Lord of the Rings thing, then people will be saying that Ring of Power was underappreciated at the time.

Actually I already think that, it’s a solid “okay” but people are acting like it broke into their house and burned their copies of The Lord of the Rings

Sylver, in Did they succeed? I heard no followup

Look it up, you shall be disappointed. They did create an artificial moon! But it is only 2-feet in diameter. It is also not launched into the atmosphere to look like a moon, but rather used in a research facility where they simulate moon-gravity with magnetism.

So they watch dust and tiny rocks roll around on a magnetic sphere.

key,
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That’s pretty cool actually. Better than a boondoggle that’ll justify some meetings for bureaucrats and go nowhere.

tacosanonymous, in I mean why are you even surprised

The Jedi just didn’t give enough hugs.

HikingVet,

Yeah, for a religion that was about kindness and good, they showed a remarkable lack of empathy.

superfes,

So like all religions?

samus12345,
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DragonTypeWyvern,

Interesting choice of image for the point, a man using the power of Jeeeeeeeeesus to fight an egomaniacal vampire/demon.

samus12345,
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This line just came to mind because Drac said “Perhaps the same could be said of all religions…” just before (in response to the accusation that he steals men’s souls and makes them his slaves).

Annoyed_Crabby,

The best line come after.

steakmeout, (edited ) in Not Sparks.

The prequels suck so much arse. They are proof positive that George Lucas did not make Star Wars on his own because without his ex and Kasdan what we got was unmitigated garbage with hideous design choices, awful soporific dialogue, overwrought action scenes and terrible, racist humour.

Fuck the prequels and fuck George Lucas. He ruined Star Wars for the true fans. I saw all of the original trilogy in their first runs. The prequels took a huge shit on everything I loved about Star Wars.

Veneroso,

But why not midi-chlorians?

It is interesting seeing people like episodes 1-3 now.

I wonder what 20 years will do for 7-9?

JarJar isa Sith Lord!

Hobo,

The line when Qui Gon describes midi-chlorians to baby Darth Vader is the dumbest shit ever:

Without midi-chlorians there would be no life and we would have no knowledge of the midi-chlorians.

Like no fucking shit we would have no knowledge of something if there was NO LIFE numbnuts.

demonsword,
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Without midi-chlorians there would be no life and we would have no knowledge of the midi-chlorians.

it’s a shittier version of the anthropic principle

Reddfugee42,

Without midi-chlorians there would be no life and we would have no knowledge of the midi-chlorians.

“Without midi-chlorians there would be no life and we would have no BLTs.”

Veneroso, (edited )

Not to mention crushing the dreams of millions of aspiring Jedi.

Oh you can’t have the force, you don’t have enough of this canon-altering mitochondria allegory.

Baby Darth Vader… Cute until you think about it. And… They clearly picked Natalie Portman for the role of Luke and Leah’s mother… Why did they pick so young of an actor? Too old to start training!? It’s almost as if they wrote it with a 17 year old in mind but somehow forgot the “mah Christmas merchandising” rewrites.

Ugh such a mess!

GladiusB,
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The fight in the very beginning makes zero sense. There is an embargo? But why? Who is fighting who? If you are going to have a pivotal point of the story at least have a clear reason why. Sure they are bullies and they are fighting to move the story, but they kept coming back to it. Make it makes sense.

And rolling in flowers and being a “senator” isn’t a real love story. That’s a manufactured love story. Real life stories are when people are attracted to each other and deny it, and then can only admit it when you are about to be in Carbonite.

captsneeze,

There is now a well known podcast called “Blank Check with Griffin and David”, but when it first started back in 2015 it was “Griffin and David Present”. Back then, its original premise was for two epic level film nerds to do a deep (and humorous) dive into the episodes 1-3 and try to answer the question “what is this about?” (Spoiler alert: they are as confused as you are).

The show, like all podcasts, can be divisive. Some people (myself included) love Griffin’s spastic enthusiasm for pop culture, and David’s rooted but optimistic view of cinema, and they both have a deep well of knowledge on all things cinema. Those early episodes are gold, and really made me understand things about where Lucas’s head was at with many choices he made in eps 1-3. They are still terrible movies, but it’s really eye opening to see how Lucas, on his own, makes nothing but terrible choices, and is singularly obsessed with merchandising and taxes.

I should go back and re-listen to them. I hope I’m remembering them accurately, because I remember loving that run of episodes.

GladiusB,
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It was entertaining in a world building sort of way. But as far as coherent story with in depth characters, it falls short.

boblin, in What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?

That’s impossible, we know Anakin is Luke’s dad and Obi-Wan told Luke that Vader killed him.

rostby,

Luke, I fucked your mom

Zaphod, in Fighting style

His lightsaber is dangerously close to burning his face

erev,
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and honestly, as someone who has done stick and weapon fighting, you 1000% accidentally bop yourself in the head from time to time. With blades you tend to be a lot more careful and the way you hold it can make it difficult for those bops to be dangerous, but a lightsaber is basically a sword that’s all blade.

CausticFlames,

Isn’t this one of the reasons the force is practically required to use a lightsaber? Just so you have perfect control at all times and do not cut yourself in two.

I suppose grievous is an exception, though an argument can be made that him being mostly mechanical allows him to not kill himself.

tias,

An argument can be made that Grievous is a farce.

Tlaloc_Temporal,
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Do we know if Grievous had force sensitivity at all? Transplanted Jedi blood or horrendous insanity-inducing technology? Or is the robot body just a good enough mix of precise and expendable?

CausticFlames,

Back when he was Qymaen jai Sheelal, i’m certain I heard of him “carving out his connection” or something of the sort somewhere. So I think maybe a bit of mechanical precision and expendability is what kept him going after severing his connection with the force, which he previously used to train with a saber?

ChewTiger,

A lightsaber’s blade is also lighter than a real blade, which would help mitigate the risk. Though I could see boppin oneself in the face remaining a problem in this stance.

kadu,
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You see Obi-Wan

When you hold saber like me

You shall not strike the innacurate

Over fear of cutting face

xusontha, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit

Time to bust out the Youngling Slayer 9000 and send this kid to The Void

Stamets,
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The Void is actually the name of the landfill where I bury the bodies I mean what?

xusontha,
Transporter_Room_3, (edited ) in I mean Star Trek is not much better
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Every Fandom has its cringe.

Some people take it way too seriously and end up alienating potential audiences.

Just look at Rick and morty. It’s a decent comedy if you’re into crass humor. I’ll admit I have seen most seasons. But you’ll never see me wearing merch because I simply don’t want to be associated with the crowd who scream at fast food employees over meme sauce. I happily wear my live long and prosper shirt or the Mando shorts my wife bought me though.

Some fandoms just take a little more digging to find the super shitty people.

KpntAutismus,

same with MHA. liked the show, but the fandom is on another level of cringe. i do recommend it to people, but i won’t make it obvious that i really like it and have also read the manga.

13esq,

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!

Sanctus, in Equality
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I am interested in this story.

Zaphod, in Qui-Gon is an absolute Menace

an absolute menace

One could even say… a phantom menace

Thavron,
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No no no, that’s at the end of the movie.

HipHoboHarold, in What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?

Such a stupid fan theory. It will never hold up to scrutiny.

Masamune,

Seriously, I mean what’s next. The Chancellor is secrectly an evil mastermind villain? Totally unbelievable.

possiblylinux127,

Some even believe that old Ben was a Jedi knight

Masamune,

No…no, that’s not true. That’s impossible!

Karlos_Cantana,
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You mean that old hermit that lives on Tatooine? No way he's a Jedi.

samus12345, in What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?
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We’ll find out in 1980.

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