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samus12345, in What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?
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We’ll find out in 1980.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited ) in It doesn't always feel good to compare yourself to your parents

Tbf, they both made out with a princess, and while Anakin mostly farmed bots for exp Luke’s actual KDA was amazing.

gibmiser,

Did the death star have a daycare? If so, he got anakin beat on younglings slaughtered too.

ericisshort,

I don’t think so. The Death Star was a military vessel, and spouses/children don’t usually don’t get to come along on those sorts of things. Having said that, maybe there would be some children on if there was some sort of christening celebration or school field trip on board at the time of the attack.

DaGeek247,
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It's an installation - a miltary base. Guarantee the workers had family spaces / on base housing in it. Considering the size of it, whole cities worth of people.

teft,
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Bode from Jedi Survivor keeps his kid at an ISB base so it’s not outside the realm of reason.

ericisshort,

Is it an installation or a ship? Couldn’t it move around the galaxy to attack different planets? If so, I think it’s more of a ship than a base. Only analog I can think of in our world would be aircraft carriers or battleships, which are commonly referred to as floating cities, yet they don’t have children or spouses living on board.

CosmicCleric,
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Only analog I can think of in our world would be aircraft carriers or battleships, which are commonly referred to as floating cities, yet they don’t have children or spouses living on board.

From what I’ve heard, one of the darker secrets though is tbat there is sex and sometimes childbirth that goes on.

Not something the Navy usually likes to talk about.

ericisshort,

Yeah, I’m sure that’s happened way more than they’d like to admit.

DragonTypeWyvern,

No, it’s canon there were families on board. It was simply too large to be anything but a city in space.

Salted_Caramel_Core,

Cannon from where?

Viking_Hippie,

Best Buy. I’d go with a Brother instead if I was you, though. Won’t try to fuck you over anywhere near as much.

CosmicCleric,
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If I had the guess, one of the novels.

Alivrah,

Yeah but they were evil so it doesn’t count /s

DragonTypeWyvern,

No /s necessary, you live in something called The Death Star, a weapon fresh from killing a planet, and you’re officially the eggs in the anti-evil omelette.

sukhmel,

Not sure they even called it The Death Star, just Military Artificial Satellite Spaceship

CosmicCleric,
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I would have went with BABSS, big assed ball shaped spaceship/station.

Slatlun,

Of course, the first working one was the 4th itteration of prototypes. So that makes it MASSIV (Military Artificial Satellite Spaceship IV)

Alivrah,

Thanks, now I’m hungry!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You mean the Imperial Planetary Ore Extractor?

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

… Hundreds

(But not filled yet)

No_Eponym, in Cue closing theme
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Grooming alert!

Son_of_dad,

He was probably molested by a bunch of Jedi priests, which is why he grew up to be Vader.

Rayspekt, in Yousa Bad Boy

Don't judge my Jar Jar Kinks

TWeaK, in My money is on the whales.

You can tell this is fantasy because Blue Origin have no signs of a rocket that can actually get to orbit.

SpaceNoodle,

But Dave Limp is on the job now! He’s got the perfect track record of gutting Alexa and giving up on device innovation while moving engineering to China!

Hupf, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit
PsychedSy,

I have incorporated this as a fable in my personal philosophy, but I also really like youngling jokes.

paddirn, in Equality

Where’s his mankini? I don’t remember Leia walking around topless.

MrSqueezles,

I also don’t remember Han wearing a skin tight crop top.

flambonkscious, (edited )

Indeed! We’re not even walking over the same ground backwards, just dipping our toes into a few places where it’s convenient

arquebus_x, in Where Obi Wan threatens R2 to keep his dirty droid mouth shut about everything he saw the past fourty years: war crimes, births and deaths, betrayals, sand, His New Empire?

Simplest answer (other than obviously Ep 4 was written decades before Eps 1-3):

He lied.

He doesn't know the circumstances of Luke's appearance at his doorstep (as it were), and his job - his ONLY job - is to keep Luke safe. Until he sees the message, he doesn't know WTF is going on. Why would he admit owning a droid? He's supposed to be just some old geezer in the desert.

FilthyShrooms,
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Or the classic: “it was a military issued droid, it was never his”

user1234,

Yeah. The droid belonged to the Jedi Order.

someguy3, in Fighting style

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “I want five drinks”.

nitefox,

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up his index and little fingers, and says “I want two drinks”

hrosts,

I heard that V was a representation of an open palm with 5 fingers. And X is two palms

Tlaloc_Temporal,
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Is L some odd reference to 5 Guys? What the hell eldritch abomination does M represent?

Zorque, in Bssmmm

But... but... he doesn't have the green one at that point! /nerd

ooterness,

But Yoda secretly having an evil red sith lightsaber is the best part.

beebarfbadger,

I think that at this point Yoda may also not have had the red one.

Telodzrum, in Absolutely not

Death in Star Wars is like death in a comicbook. It’s only permanent when it’s necessary for the story and sometimes not even then.

prettybunnys,

Star Wars follows Game of Thrones rules, if the head don’t come off then they aren’t dead necessarily.

superduperenigma,

Dooku had his head cut off at the neck. Darth Maul had his head and torso cut off at the waist. So the Star Wars permadeath threshold is somewhere lower than the neck and higher than the waist.

TseseJuer,

anakin was decapitated at the legs then?

barsoap, in Equality

I’m not sure whether whoever made this is aware that the skimpy outfit wasn’t something Leia chose to wear, this was. Now I don’t mind canon-bending Jabba the Hutt into being gay or bi but “equality is when slave outfit” nah I’ll pass.

LesserAbe,

In the movie universe it was a creepy evil guy who made her wear the slave outfit, and doesn’t make sense to get mad at a fictional character. In real life the people making the movie decide what outfits people wear, and we’re allowed to have opinions about that.

barsoap, (edited )

If we carry this to the meta level: The same people also decided that Leia kills Jabba in that very outfit and generally break a ton of damsel in distress tropes. Now you could say “But Ellen Ripley is just as if not even more badass, why not do that”, well, then you wouldn’t be messaging that getting demeaned by your captors doesn’t change anything about your capacity to badass, that the outfit, or Jabba’s general grossness, does not need to have power over your mind, just as horror doesn’t have power over Ripley’s mind. And you can’t just turn Star Wars into body horror so it has to have different hero characteristics.

I see nothing wrong with that message.

The same thing gender-swapped, though? Wouldn’t have the same impact as men typically get sexualised differently. It’s certainly been done in a sense, though, e.g. in Pulp Fiction.

LesserAbe,

You’re overthinking it. I don’t generally have a problem with the plot of the movie or even these scenes, but I don’t think Leia specifically in a bikini outfit is a commentary on how we can overcome sexual stereotyping. It’s because people like seeing a sexy lady, including George Lucas.

Didn’t Carrie Fisher say in an interview that Lucas said she couldn’t wear a bra because they don’t have bras in space?

Also think about that scene in the prequels where they’re captive in the bug stadium and Natalie Portman is showing a lot of skin I guess because one of the monsters ripped her clothes. Why not make Anakin shirtless?

SpaceCowboy,
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James Kirk had his shirt ripped in similar scenarios so many times it was something they made fun of in Galaxy Quest.

And in the last movie I saw with Natalie Portman in it, Chris Hemsworth had his clothes completely removed.

As a general rule, I think if the actor’s ok with it, then I’m ok with it.

barsoap, (edited )

Didn’t Carrie Fisher say in an interview that Lucas said she couldn’t wear a bra because they don’t have bras in space?

She didn’t seem to be particularly pissed about it. I assume he had cinematographic reasons and made the comment in jest. Heck if it weren’t for people talking about it I would never have noticed, certainly didn’t notice as a teenage horndog which is saying something.

Why not make Anakin shirtless?

I’ll just leave this here. I only googled the scene the internet did the rest, don’t shoot the messenger.

lugal, in What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?

Big if true but I doubt it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m down for wild speculations and fan theories but we shouldn’t ignore canon

capt_wolf, (edited )
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There is only one, true Vader… They don’t even look anything alike! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2a15bd91-4302-45e5-99b3-e952102cf887.jpeg

anguo,

This one does weirdly look like Kylo Ren though.

root_beer,

Didn’t that guy just get voted in as Argentina’s president?

capt_wolf, (edited )
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Selmafudd,

That looks nothing like the guy from Lion King

Kolanaki, in It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up
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I still love that Obi Wan gets important information from a greasy spoon diner’s line cook.

Ashyr,

Everyone needs a hobby when they retire from the game.

SatyrSack,

Wasn’t he the owner?

Kolanaki,
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He was probably both.

BURN, in Fallen Order/Survivor for sure

Kenobi

But only parts of the portrayal. The absolute menacing figure walking through the streets killing at a whim was easily the best representation of prime Vader, but that broke down the longer the episode went.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Vader always knew how to strut

EditsHisComments,

Each episode of Kenobi, and the show as a whole, seemed like it started with a great idea that just got worse the more they drew it out. Anytime I rewatch it, I skip through any scene that isn’t mostly Vader or Anakin / Vader and Obi-Wan.

Just give me a PG-13 or MA-rated miniseries - that isn’t afraid to test the limits - about Vader in his prime. I want to see “All I’m surrounded by are dead men,” energy on screen.

fluckx,

Wasn’t there a guy who turned the series into a movie by remastering it into a 1h30m video. I think I bookmarked that on my Reddit account before Lemmy was around ( or before the whole fuck spez thing anyway. Lemmy has been around longer than that ).

Miimikko,

Please link it if you happen to find it again!

fluckx,

I think it was this one ( quick Google search ) www.kaipattersonfilms.com/kenobi

Edit: it’s 2.5h

Edit 2: I haven’t seen it, so I don’t even know if it’s any good. I’m not associated with or receive any benefit by linking it here.

DonjonMaester,

I saw it, and not the series. 7.5/10

KidsTryThisAtHome,
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I watched it some time after watching the series, it does a decent job of cutting out the filler and making it more enjoyable. If I remember right they just straight up cut out reva’s character. A notable moment is the beginning when Leia is somehow able to outwit and outrun multiple adults that have her surrounded, that chase is completely cut out and they just grab her right there XD

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