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WarmSoda, in 2 January 2024

This is how my band mates and I write songs

GuyFi,

Dude real, literally is oh that would sound cool after that

WarmSoda, (edited )

I’ll be honest, I’m not 100% sure what you’re trying to say, but it reminds me of my rhythm guitarist trying to count, and that works perfectly with this comics joke

imaqtpie, in 28 December 2023
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The tandem bike makes the whole joke. A normal bike would have been meh, but this is much funnier, because you wonder about the riders and their relation

Vathsade,

Probably guys from the same bike

hansl,

And also both of them missed it. Hah!

It’s like the old joke; three frogs are on a train track just hanging out. One of them says “watch out there’s a…” WUMP! “A what?” WUMP! WUMP!

Pyr_Pressure,

It definitely made me wonder what the point of a tandem bike was to be included.

Then I thought it might have been funnier if the first rider was still on the bike while only the second rider hit the bridge, presumably because his view was blocked by the first rider who was able to see the bridge and duck in time to miss it.

TonyHawksPoTater, in 19 December 2023
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If only the people that do this actually thought this way.

ech, in 16 December 2023

Six fish in a tiny ass bowl? Pretty sure Susan there is a fish sadist and the dead one will stay there to torment the others until they ultimately share its fate.

clay_pidgin, in 14 December 2023

I don’t follow - is it something to do with concealed weapons/concealed necks?

KillerTofu,

I think that’s the best explanation, have you seen giraffes fight?

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clay_pidgin,

I have, but I didn’t make the connection. Thank you!

dmention7,

That’s a deep reference, even for The Far Side!

FlihpFlorp,

Someone once said to me “Giraffes fight like they’re trying to trick idiots into thinking they fight”

Ik it’s fighting but I find almost funny the way they swing their necks and the head just kinda flails

intensely_human,

Thugs are commonly said to have “no neck” due to their next being as wide as their head. Think Joe Rogan.

ArtieShaw,
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I think that's it. Sometimes these Far Sides require a weird knowledge of old movie / pop culture tropes that not everyone got, even at the time if they were under 30.

ExfilBravo, in 1 December 2023

Jerry was a race-car driver. He drove so god damn fast…

netwren,

Gotta go binge Primus again

FurtiveFugitive, in 15 January 2024

One of the few ones that would actually be better with the caption if you ask me.

MeatsOfRage, in 8 January 2024

Really should try roasting the house with oil salt and pepper at 400 degrees for 20 minutes, adding parmesan in the last 5. I’ll be knocking on that door in no time.

killeronthecorner,
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You got some sorta lardon drought going on over there?

Soku,

You’re the lardon for those Brussels, baby

jaybone,

First fry it in bacon fat. And then crumble the bacon over it.

ooklamok, (edited ) in 5 January 2024

I want to take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

omgarm,

I actually didn’t get it until this comment.

TragicNotCute, in 22 December 2023
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I love the Moose eyes

“These dumb mother fuckers didn’t even prime me first”

Infynis, in 1 December 2023
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What does this mean

bionicjoey,

It’s a reference to Joy to the World by Three Dog Night

sugar_in_your_tea,

I may know a thing or two about that band.

mindbleach,

I had you pegged for a Weezer fan.

sugar_in_your_tea,

I am, but my username is from Three Dog Night. I used another line from that song on Reddit.

bionicjoey, in 29 November 2023

Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial

iHUNTcriminals, (edited )

Could you imagine if LSD was sprayed over cops and rioters? I wonder what would happen. Woodstock?

…idk know why I didn’t just make a new comment…

ArtieShaw,
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They'd fight for 45 minutes and then they'd start seeing tracers attached to anything luminous. Shit might get real weird by the time they got the wagons back to the station though.

iHUNTcriminals, (edited )

I’m picturing the protesters putting the cops in the cell and them willfully agreeing to see the other side of the precinct. Like kids playing cops and robbers.

washbasin, in 21 November 2023

I like the badonk he’s hauling around.

kornel, in 17 November 2023

This is how security works in the C programming language.

bionicjoey,

Little Jimmy was headed right for the snake pit segfault

hakunawazo, in 9 January 2024

How on earth did he fit through that opening?

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