AlfredEinstein

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How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

AlfredEinstein,

You and your dance instructor should hang out and take molly together.

AlfredEinstein,

Becoming some random six-year-old would be pretty jarring

AlfredEinstein,

Based God, Li’l B is 34, so don’t feel bad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lil_B?wprov=sfla1

AlfredEinstein,

No, no. This was Li’l B’s blueprint from the outset. Li’l B has bitches and sex every day. That’s how he became BasedGod. It’s like One Punch Man.

AlfredEinstein,

Mickey is ready for your prostate exam.

AlfredEinstein,

Dr. Steamboat Willie: “Take off your pants and put them on the chair with mine.”

AlfredEinstein,

Interesting article. I’m surprised it didn’t mention the connection American Catholics make between the Day of the Holy Innocents and abortion.

AlfredEinstein,

HAL 9000: “Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave.”

AlfredEinstein, (edited )

I can remember learning to see in three dimensions - that what I was seeing was objects in space rather than simply different colored patches on a flat background. I think it was a big mistake because my vision has always been shit. Something clicked before it should have.

I was in my crib, holding the spindles and looking between them at the room around me.

AlfredEinstein,

I don’t know if there is anything special about Ramen broth, but once you get used to the process, homemade bone broth is absolutely worth it.

I get pork knee joints from the Asian market, bake them at about 400 for an hour, and simmer on the stove top for a couple of days. That broth is my winter staple.

AlfredEinstein,

Mac was fantastic in the '80s

Mac was great in the "90s

Mac was good in the '00s

Linux Mint was fantastic in the '10s

AlfredEinstein,

Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

Similar to the recent question about artists where you can successfully separate them from their art. Are there any artists who did something so horrible, so despicable, that it has instantly invalidated all art that they have had any part in?

AlfredEinstein, (edited )

I’ve been doing a lot of searches lately about running, picking shoes, overpronation, training schedules, etc.

Straight google searches (ones that would have returned worthwhile results even ten years ago) are all trying to sell me something, or are AI generated content filler garbage.

I have to add “reddit” to every search in order to get real information from normal people.

AlfredEinstein,

Honestly, I’m surprised he wasn’t embarrassed to claim that any part of that tedious shitheap of storytelling that Amazon produced had been lifted from his work.

The few episodes of that ridiculous black-hole of entertainment are the only things I have ever watched where I truly wanted those hours of my life back.

Any Advice? Ubuntu on Panasonic Toughbook. (lemmy.world)

Hi everyone, Linux noob. I am installing Ubuntu on a Panasonic Toughbook CF-33. I was wondering if anyone had advice regarding drivers as the toughbooks have quite a few I/O ports, dual cameras, cellular antennas, and attached keyboard etc. Any advice is appreciated or even resources on where I could go to learn more about...

AlfredEinstein,

Please share your process and results. This project looks bad-ass.

#😘🤌

AlfredEinstein,

I’ve been happy with every thinkpad I’ve put Mint on.

Look at the refurbished ones on ebay

AlfredEinstein,

Definitely more efficient than NASA today. But private companies wouldn’t have been able to pull off the moon landing, which was NASA’s great accomplishment.

There’s a place for government programs and enormous piles of money.

AlfredEinstein,

Sis has some hungry eyes

Bro is playing it cool

AlfredEinstein,

Ten years ago, when those ubiquitous Acer chromebooks were cheap as dirt, I would have agreed with you . I had a couple.

But my last three laptops have been Mint running on refurbished ThinkPads from ebay. I’ve not had any problems.

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