Anticorp

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Anticorp,

Dontcha know? Millennials are any young kids they don’t understand. Who is “they”? Idk, probably boomers, since boomers are any old out of touch people they don’t understand.

Anticorp, (edited )

Finally gonna is already a slang shortening of “I am finally going to…”. Or even better, “I will finally…”.

These terms used to bother me too, until I just full-on embraced them. Now I use them both ironically, and unironically, just never at work. They’re really good for text messaging because of their brevity. They combine multiple words into a single short word.

Anticorp,

My wife and I were planning to have kids in 2020. We had already started the process in 2019. Then covid happened. Then people hoarded toilet paper during a respiratory pandemic that doesn’t even affect your bowels. Then supply lines shut down. Then forest fires raged out of control across the country, turning the skies into red ash. Then protests and riots broke out across the country. All the while trump was happening about eleventy billion times. Ultimately we got a master class on how fucking ridiculous this world has become. We decided never to have kids. We’re already middle aged, so that’s it for us. It’s too late now. We occasionally consider adopting, but that’s a whole other bag of cats.

Anticorp,

Fucking Canadians! Being all Canadian and stuff…

Anticorp,

It is not uncommon for someone to be the last person in their lineage.

Anticorp,

Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don’t remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.

Anticorp,

Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.

Anticorp,

I’m Gen X. It’s amazing when I go back and watch shows and movies from my childhood that had a token fat character in them, because that character looks like an average person today. Look at Chunk from the Goonies. He was considered fat enough to have a nickname like Chunk, but he looks like the majority of kids I see now.

Anticorp,

Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there’s no tears.

Anticorp,

Not the same bed width or volume though. Not the same comfort level in the cab or crew capacity. Definitely not the same towing capacity. It’s silly to buy the bigger truck just to drive around town, but there are plenty of legitimate reasons to get one.

Anticorp,

They’re almost an equivalent price now, thanks to taxes on cigarettes.

Anticorp,

Fast food isn’t far behind. I went to Burger King two days ago for the first time in ten years and was pretty shocked at the price.

Anticorp,

Damn, people on Lemmy are among the least fun people I’ve ever seen, based on these comments.

Anticorp,

Most of that yellow strip is the Sierra Nevada mountains.

What phone do you sugest for your grandparents?

I got a task to buy a smart phone for my grandparents, they are not techsavy but they know how to use basic functions. Iam looking for an andoid because it has language pack i need. I dont need it to have lots of functions, onley a good camera and a big screen. Bonus points if it can be flashed with some kind of simplefied...

Anticorp,

I’m going to answer your question with a question. Do they actually need smartphones? Are they really going to use any of the “smart” features? If not, just get them a Motorola Razr or something and be done with it.

Anticorp,

I’m not sure if these scientists understand a lot of the reasons why trees are nice.

Anticorp,

Kindle is annoying if you want to move your books around and the author didn’t release them without DRM like the awesome Brandon Sanderson does. There used to be a crack using Calibre, but that didn’t work last time I tried it, because Amazon keeps changing the format to prevent people from being able to control their own content. It sucks.

I have the Oasis and the form factor is pretty good. Not as good as the older Nook was, but okay. The old Nook had a really good form factor, tactile rubber, and was very lightweight. They released a new Nook a couple of years ago that was pretty close, but it’s gone again last time I checked. I had the Kindle Voyager before the Oasis and it’s okay. The Paper White is pretty good, but I want physical buttons, and a large edge to hang onto so that I don’t accidentally change pages by touching the screen.

The Kindle store is nice because they have pretty much everything, but it’s kind of expensive. Recently my Kindle started updating the store every single time I open it, which is very annoying. There doesn’t seem to be an option to disable the automatically update.

Text selection on the Kindle is great! I play around with the Nook whenever I go to Barnes and Noble and it’s not as good. On the Kindle you can hold one word, then tap another word somewhere else, and it’ll highlight everything in-between and the two words you touch.

I’ve looked into Kobo a couple of times when frustrated that I couldn’t move a book to a non-kindle device, but they’re pretty expensive. My Oasis was also expensive, but it still works, so I’ll probably stick with that until it stops working.

Best of luck! eBooks are awesome and I greatly prefer them to real books now.

Anticorp,

Idk, Halsten and Astarion have pretty great responses, especially Astarion.

Anticorp,

So nobody thought to tell the goalie that the game was over? He didn’t hear anyone leaving the field, or the crowd dispersing? This is weird, especially since snopes says it is true.

Anticorp,

So Disney has been the Borg this whole time.

Anticorp,

Very similar to coming down from a drinking binge.

Anticorp, (edited )

Nick Cage reached a level of Hollywood success that few can accomplish. Then he was like, “meh, I’ve already won. I’m going to go back to accepting every role that comes my way”.

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