Blackmist

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Blackmist,

Water is a C

ICE FUCKING COLD water is S+++.

ajayiyer, to linux
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Gentle reminder to everyone that support for ends in about 90 weeks. Many computers can't upgrade to Win 11 so here are your options:

  1. Continue on Win 10 but with higher security risks.
  2. Buy new and expensive hardware that supports Win11.
  3. Try a beginner friendly distro like . It only takes about two months to acclimate.

@nixCraft @linux @windowscentralbot

Blackmist,

1 it is.

Blackmist,

Normal users don’t even need a PC. Most of what they do can be handled on a phone or tablet.

Blackmist,

Well somebody needs an open port, otherwise you ain’t downloading anything.

Blackmist,

Well I’m already used to not owning Ubisoft games, because I think the last one I bought was AC Odyssey…

It’s odd as well, because out of the Big Three, I always considered Ubisoft to be the least scummy of them.

Blackmist,

Could they not at least bunch up a bit so it’s easier to build a wall around them?

Blackmist,

And they change the pictures around all the time to make you think it’s something new, when in fact you’ve seen it before. And because it’s bland as all fuck, you notice this like 45 minutes in.

Blackmist,

The tags especially are just made up.

I got a picture of Matt Smith on one horror movie about a black couple. He was in it for like 2 minutes. It wasn’t terrible, but they’re algorithms are basic bitch enough to just go “you white? here’s a white man”

Blackmist,

I live in the UK and my parents got tilt and turn windows in the early 90s.

Still got them as well. Suckers last a long time.

Blackmist,

Pretty sure anything capable from the Windows XP era onwards could play an MP3.

Whether it run the bloated Chromium mess that the Spotify client is, is another matter.

Blackmist,

Until Dawn?

Amazon clearly lying about "ownership" on Prime. (lemmy.world)

You all remember just a few weeks ago when Sony ripped away a bunch of movies and TV shows people “owned”? This ad is on Amazon. You can’t “own” it on Prime. You can just access it until they lose the license. How can they get away with lying like this?

Blackmist, (edited )

Out already? Can’t be long before Radarr delivers it then.

Oh, and Ferrari.

Does Radarr have to be running at the exact moment a site adds it? I notice it auto downloads some things but not others.

Blackmist,

Yeah, I read that. But when I searched for tube socks, all the pictures had a heel.

In any case you want the two layer anti-blister socks for wearing with my cargo shorts. Them shits is magic.

Blackmist,

What the fuck are tube socks? Are they not just socks?

Am I supposed to be browsing TikTok and showing every cunt my ankles now?

Blackmist,

So is Linus Lenin or Stalin?

Blackmist,

So they can make your phone go bingedybeep and show you more adverts, while slurping up any data the browser doesn’t usually let them access.

Blackmist,

Sound’s like it’s just not sending the data back to Daddy Google. The OK Google/Alexa bit is done on a custom chip on the device. Clearly that bit isn’t being turned off, but anything after that isn’t being sent anywhere.

Probably just saves support calls this way from idiots who turn it off and forget.

Blackmist,

Really milking that fad before they inevitably push anything useful behind a monthly paywall.

Blackmist,

Is that from Viz?

Blackmist,

1st Jan? Smells like an expired certificate somewhere in whatever chain of DRM bullshit they use.

Blackmist,

Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?

Blackmist,

Unless you’re Pythagoras. Motherfucker invented the triangle. Shit like that goes a long way.

Blackmist,

Bumblebee is the only good Transformers movie.

You can ignore all the others, but this one is worth it.

Blackmist,

It’s strange that automatic doors are standard on the outside of just about every shop, but nobody has ever thought to put them indoors.

Blackmist,

It’s annoying that you can either choose between having a weedy shit burger that’s mostly lettuce and has to be held together with a stick, or eating a really expensive one and have to look at a load of wanker tat on the walls.

Also, you can stick your brioche buns up your arse. A brioche bun is not a load bearing bun. It dissolves in contact with moisture.

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