Catoblepas

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Catoblepas,

This is a stonetoss comic so he’s actually excited about the AI becoming Hitler.

Catoblepas,

First off, how dare you. 😡

Catoblepas, (edited )

Where I live, if a fruit tree overhangs the sidewalk then you’re allowed to take anything that overhangs, but once you reach over the property line it becomes stealing. So what this person did would be completely legal here, assuming they didn’t drive their car over the property line or something.

Catoblepas,

Pineapple: am I a joke to you?

Catoblepas,

I used to wake up from nights of heavy bleeding with pads that didn’t look entirely dissimilar to that.

Thank fuck for testosterone!

Catoblepas, (edited )

‘Tell your gf to just ignore it and not talk about being upset to you’ is a great way to ruin a relationship. A woman being upset is not a trap, and viewing relationships as adversarial is setting yourself up for failure.

ETA: This guy can’t stop editing comments to try to make it look like he had less of a meltdown than he did.

Catoblepas,

By luck: meeting my husband online in a random forum. Self explanatory.

By choice: getting top surgery (a double mastectomy). What a literal and figurative weight off my chest! Being able to just walk outside without wrestling into a binder or being worried about if people noticed my chest was such a game changer. You don’t realize what a gift it is to be able to get up and go outside on a whim until you can’t do it.

What are your best air fryer/oven recipes?

My parents got me one of them fancy countertop air fryer/oven things and idk what to cook first when I get it set up. According to the box, it does everything a normal oven does as well as air fries. It can hold two whole chickens or 1 frozen pizza. It came with a rack for things like toast and a baking sheet. I also have a...

Catoblepas,

Tip to keep your air fryer/oven in top condition: do NOT use oil sprays with propellants, like PAM. They will accumulate on your air fryer and get burnt and nasty and generally be a lot harder to clean off than a pure oil. I use a sprayer with pure avocado oil and no propellants. Also, give it a good wipe down after every use. You’ll thank yourself later when it’s not a disgusting mess.

Catoblepas,

My <1 year old nephew nearly choked to death on a nerf dart. He briefly went unresponsive before the ambulance got there and would probably be dead if both his parents didn’t have medical training.

So I guess it’s not ruined in that he’s still alive and probably okay (still waiting to see if he aspirated anything), but it’s not how you want to spend Christmas! Especially the older siblings watching all this happen.

Catoblepas,

The issue is that this is a push for inclusivitiy for the sake of a push for inclusivitity - trying to create a demand where none or little currently exists.

Maybe creative workplaces should be diverse and inclusive on principle and not because we can only do things that improve sales.

Catoblepas,

Maybe everything isn’t about the majority of people.

Catoblepas,

It’s because bigots will blanket down vote any and everything in queer instances.

Try holding a conversation when posts are all sitting in the negatives and nobody sees them unless they go directly to the community and sort by new.

Catoblepas,

Looks like domesticated quail, Japanese quail maybe? Quail aren’t super bright to begin with, domesticated ones even less so.

It’s hard to tell age from the video, but quail mature pretty quickly, so these might be 6-8 week old birds who barely know how anything works to begin with.

Catoblepas,

Imagine being Lincoln’s ghost and just seeing people dressed as you come to the place you died to take photos of themselves. Insulting or complimentary? I’m not going to risk ghost Lincoln’s wrath to find out!

Catoblepas,

If your food is unevenly heated it’s probably because you need to adjust the cook time and power settings. Heating it longer at a lower power setting will let the heat spread more evenly.

Alternatively, check your microwave’s wattage. I always have to adjust microwave instructions to be about 10% longer because my apartment’s microwave is weaker than companies assume the standard microwave is.

✨ May better heated microwave food await you ✨

Catoblepas,

Relevant XKCD.

Catoblepas,

And that is the scientific reason the Appalachians are haunted as hell.

Catoblepas,

Putting a specimen upright before it was properly dried? Your honor, this is clearly just a serial killer and not a man of science.

Catoblepas,

Jesus, imagine being the teller who had to explain to an adult without an apparent intellectual disability that paper with Trump’s face on it is not legal tender even if they paid thousands of dollars for it.

Catoblepas,

If you don’t stir the pasta adequately after adding it to the pot that can make it stick together. Source: my husband does this all the freaking time.

Catoblepas,

My doctor’s office has done this to me when I’ve called in to get help with a prescription issue I was having. Literally just gave me instructions for how to message my doctor through the app. 🫠 Mfer I’m calling because I don’t want to use it! It sucks ass too because it always takes like a week to get a one sentence reply that only addresses half of what I asked.

Catoblepas,

Slightly off topic but can someone explain to me what the fuck is supposed to be happening in this widget image?

Catoblepas,

Nothing against people who prefer meat substitutes. But I do think they should be brave and just abandon meat altogether.

Looking at someone not eating meat: you should stop eating meat.

Catoblepas,

It is stupid as fuck to worry about the “long term effects” of a vaccine but not the disease it’s vaccinating against.

Catoblepas,

chalk-full of radioactive cesium

Do they not have editors anymore, or are they just worked to death? I swear I see minor but annoying errors like this in a huge portion of online news media now.

Nitpicking aside, I wonder if similar studies have been done on feral boar in the southwest US, where there has also been historical nuclear weapons testing?

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